TFF Survivor (Discussion): 70 players to get us through the off-season

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Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ross Angeles posted:

Tomlinson should be on the list instead of Bo or Marcus Allen imo

This, except it should be Thurman Thomas.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 23:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:16

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember when TFF had a huge bracket poll to decide the best team in league history and the 2005 Seahawks won?

How the hell did this happen :stare:

It's the 72 Dolphins, 76 Raiders or 85 Bears. Those are the correct choices.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 00:37

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

sweet thursday posted:

JJ Watt would be that guy holding his chest in the corner after doing a line of coke because he's too much of a bitch to ride it out

Nah, JJ is the dude to flush the coke down the toilet and give a DARE speech

# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 02:08

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

So it's post the guy at each position you want to eliminate?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 17:23

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I thought we were gonna be voting one per position each vote.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 16:25

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I shouldn't even have to make a case for The Reason Bad Things Happen in the World John Albert Elway, Jr.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 01:37

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Are we allowed to count Eric Dickerson and Eric Dickerson's Glasses as separate entity?

# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 16:49

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

OJ never committed the most heinous crime of all: Being a Denver Bronco.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 14:33

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Marino Must Go. If you must call anyone a fraud, it is Dan Marino.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 01:03

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Marino and Staubach better go before Moon does.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 15:17

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mystic Stylez posted:

I already joined you because no one is going to vote O.J. Simpson ever

I'll vote OJ when his name comes down from Ralph Wilson Stadium :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 15:39

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The Dan Marino caucus accepts the offer from the Jerry Rice alliance.

We shall vote Rice, if you will raise your swords to Marino next round

Speak for yourself, I'm a gently caress Dan Marino Fundamentalist :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 17:22

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I don't have to make a case as to why you should vote Dan Marino, only to appeal to that lone voice of reason inside of you that knows you SHOULD vote to eliminate Dan Marino.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 19:05

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Cavauro posted:

I'm interested in seeing if Megatron outlasts any of the other receivers based on the Bo rule of owning

I refuse to live in a world that considers Largent > Megatron.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 22:26

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yeah, I think Rice is just being voted out because if he doesn't go early, he'll win easily.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 23:34

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mystic Stylez posted:

Also somebody please tell me why vote Dan Marino out before Fran Tarkenton

Because Fran Tarkenton is not Dan Marino.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 15:43

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Vote Jerry to see who TFF's weird compromise #2 is.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 00:21

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Can you really look yourself in the eye and deal with the guilt for never having voted out Dan Marino?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 14:05

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Downside: Wasn't Rice or Marino.

Upside: Another Bronco gone.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 22:32

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Jerry first, then Marino, then the Steelers.

That was the deal.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 22:41

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Offensive Backfield Delenda Est.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 12:10

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Let's try a different tactic

If this thread doesn't acquiesce to the demands of the Rice/Marino alliance, we will target Barry Sanders and Joe Montana next.

You've fractured the coalition, cuz no way in hell am I voting for either of them.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 17:10

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

fsif posted:

It's time to move on without the Rice people, Mel. They're holding us back from achieving our true aims.

Marino Delenda Est.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 17:37

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My only reason for voting Rice was to get Marino out after him, so I'm down.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 23:27

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Hey guys I think we should eliminate Dan Marino.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 00:23

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Likewise, none of the 90-93 Bills being here is an injustice.

Jim Kelly? Bruce Smith? Andre Reed? :thurman:

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 12:02

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Whoops, my bad.

Still, :thurman:

should have been in too :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 13:31

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I wish there were some 90s Bills in there so I could get them to the finals and then have them lose

It'd have to come down to one on one, Scott Norwood vs someone else.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 19:17

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

King Hong Kong posted:

Jerry "Greatest of All Time" Rice is going to add another counting stat to his name and proof of his enduring legacy: the most votes in this game.

If it could be balanced perfectly, Rice winning while also reeving the most total votes would be amazing :allears:

# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 17:14

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I will stray only from my hunt for the pelt of Marino if it means a Cowboy being eliminated.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 22:04

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Staubach has to go next because who the gently caress is going to defend against eliminating a Cowboy?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 18:47

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Athanatos posted:

5
Warren Moon 5 Grey Cup

So zero then?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 22:59

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Blarfk posted:

Sure, whatever. I'm just saying this thing ain't exactly a straight up talent competition

No poo poo. Because like you said yourself, Jerry Rice is the foregone conclusion if it is. We could just pull up the records and declare it over.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 17:23

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Who the gently caress even is Lee Roy Selmon? At least you know who OJ is.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 00:06

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chichevache posted:

OJ is one of the only non-QB players to be as, or more, important than Jerry Rice when it comes to offensive production. He's the original "put the team on his back".

Has any other player generated more than 50% of his team's yards?

OJ managed a 2000 yard season in 1973, back when you could legally kill and eat a ballcarrier. Meanwhile, I doubt most people could even name the QB that handed off to him.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 00:16

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Volkerball posted:

oj had 3 seasons where he averaged over 100 yards per game. jim brown had 2 seasons where he didn't.

Oh, I'm not saying Jim Brown wasn't the greatest RB ever, because, by basically every metric, he absolutely was.

Just that OJ is a close #2.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 00:27

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Flikken posted:

Mel Blount.

Agreed, we're overdue for another Steeler to go.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 17:06

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

JoJo's does things to a man.

But yeah, I'm Hijo Del Helmsley.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 18:13

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I made it clear that I'm voting for chaos.

And chaos, in this context, is perpetuated by keeping Jerry Rice in.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 19:00

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:16

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Marino before Jerry Rice at least proves this world isn't entirely beyond saving.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 10:14

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