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clicking on this thread is like opening a bag of dicks and finding out you didn't even get real dicks, just a bunch of weird dildos
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Feb 16, 2016 06:17
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Centripetal Horse posted:"Happy" is not the right word. I guess I felt a little less lovely. That doesn't make sense, though. It's becoming increasingly obvious that I am mentally ill. Buck up, at least you're not a boring repetitive moron with a walrus avatar.
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Feb 16, 2016 06:54
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notZaar posted:What's going on here? Is this a doobie thread? Did GBS sponsor another deadbeat? gbs houses incredibly gullible retards and this man is a hobo that will build you a wooden fence for a plate of biscuits
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Feb 16, 2016 07:34
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Feb 16, 2016 07:36
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Is there a summary of the last thread somewhere? I apparently didn't end up bookmarking it, but I got as far as cat-doption and working on a giant truck-TV rig before I lost track of the thread and I'm not sure if I have the intestinal fortitude ( ) to trudge through it all.fake edit: the parentheses make my smug look like he has some massive traps, and I am ok with this
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Feb 16, 2016 07:44
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Hey way to go OP. Glad you're alive and really fending for yourself and remembering the people who helped you get back on your feet. Look into carpentry and build yourself a set of spoons and shelves and poo poo. Keep up the good work
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Feb 16, 2016 07:48
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"I didn't even want the money but I'm not gonna pass up free meth if they're just handing it out."
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Feb 16, 2016 07:51
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:gbs houses incredibly gullible retards and this man is a hobo that will build you a wooden fence for a plate of biscuits Or babysit your child after only meeting him in person once for like 10 minutes
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Feb 16, 2016 09:11
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dad gay. so what posted:stop being such a needy bitch all the time. And no, nobody is going to send you money (again!) so you can repair that clown car of yours. Get a cheap bicycle/moped/whatever or ride the bus for a while, and save money for a different car, or for repairing the current one (whatever makes senses economically) You know, what normal people would do (instead of whining/begging on the internet). And yes, I am talking from experience.
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Feb 16, 2016 09:59
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hes not a liar, you just dont like him what are you doing for work? get a bicycle. also, gently caress detroit !
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Feb 16, 2016 11:11
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id send you some money but coincidentally i'm currently living in a library myself so, send me money i guess?
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Feb 16, 2016 11:27
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Centripetal Horse posted:My car exploded. I got a couple of paychecks under my belt. I paid a month's rent, outfitted my kitchen, put food in the cupboards, bought a cheap office chair and folding plastic table, and so on. I gave $500 back to the goon who got me the job, and who let me stay with him when I first got here. I sent $500 to the goon who helped me fix my car. I was thinking that I could start getting a little cushion under me. Then, my car exploded. I get paid this week. I owe more money to both goons, and I owe back rent from the first partial month I was here. I owe my first gas bill, which must have been a loving doozy, because my 1/3rd of 1/2 month's gas is apparently $100, despite it being cold enough in here to make ice cubes on my kitchen counter. Maybe it's time to give up the ghost, and buy an embarrassing $500 hoopty. I don't have high hopes for my car being salvageable, anyway. Lmao I hope you die dude.
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Feb 16, 2016 11:57
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waaaah I'm too dumb to cook chicken and now im scared can someone lend me 500$
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Feb 16, 2016 11:57
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Time to make your Av a reality, methinks.
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Feb 16, 2016 12:40
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op sounds like a real loser
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Feb 16, 2016 12:59
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Who the hell suggested Detroit
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Feb 16, 2016 13:07
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lol
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Feb 16, 2016 13:17
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you know what, never mind. go buy a moped
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Feb 16, 2016 13:21
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OP when's the last time you got an oil change and I don't mean just dumped oil into your car? Also there's no way you can't find some beater for a few hundred. Look on Craigslist or something, or walk around the city and keep an eye out for some piece of poo poo in someone's driveway with writing on the window. That's usually a lazy way to advertise a sale.
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Feb 16, 2016 13:26
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nickhimself posted:OP when's the last time you got an oil change and I don't mean just dumped oil into your car? He got an oil change right before leaving Las Vegas. It'll be the trans anyway, those always go out wayyy before the engine, which is a 3800G2 and lives forever.
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Feb 16, 2016 13:59
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Who the hell suggested Detroit Hahhahaha. Trolled hard Indeed. Poor dude. OP stop eating raw chicken and go get a slice of delicious Detroit style pizza from Buscemis party store (locations thoroughout the metro area) and punch up CL for a cheap car.
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Feb 16, 2016 14:03
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get out of Detroit, dingus
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Feb 16, 2016 14:05
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Centripetal Horse posted:I've been in a very lovely place, mentally, ever since I got to Detroit. this is on the city seal
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Feb 16, 2016 14:07
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goddamn, i can't make rent *takes uber to the homeless shelter*
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Feb 16, 2016 14:31
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satanic splash-back posted:clicking on this thread is like opening a bag of dicks and finding out you didn't even get real dicks, just a bunch of weird dildos The Occupation of the Oregon wildlife refuge has ended. Don't you keep up?
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Feb 16, 2016 14:34
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Supreme Allah posted:Buck up, at least you're not a boring repetitive moron with a walrus avatar. It's good to have things to be thankful for. Gilganixon posted:id send you some money but coincidentally i'm currently living in a library myself Start a thread, unless your library is more boring than mine was. Bokito posted:And no, nobody is going to send you money (again!) so you can repair that clown car of yours. Minimalist Program posted:waaaah I'm too dumb to cook chicken and now im scared can someone lend me 500$ I don't want money. A couple of months of busing it, and I'll be able to afford a semi-reasonable car. That is going to super-suck, but I will live. The last couple of goons who sent me money got it sent right back to them. a messed up horse posted:this is on the city seal Lol RNG posted:goddamn, i can't make rent *takes uber to the homeless shelter* Not being able to make rent was the last thread. I am gainfully employed, now.
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Feb 16, 2016 14:34
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Gee let me as a non american imagine one place in america that is definitely a poo poo hole is it...detroit??!
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Feb 16, 2016 14:37
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Guess maybe you should have went with the Honda Shadow.
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Feb 16, 2016 14:40
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donkey salami posted:You can meet girls on the bus! My grandfather never told me "Never date girls you meet on a Detroit bus", but if he'd managed to live until I made it to the hospital I'm 100% sure he would have.
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Feb 16, 2016 14:57
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Take the bus!
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Feb 16, 2016 14:59
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i mean lets realtalk OP, i was following your last thread up until the point where the cats were saved but you were still looking like you were gonna die. im glad to find out you somehow moved, got loans that you actually paid back, got a job, and apparently live in your own place. seriously, i am glad (and surprised, im sure you know most of these stories dont actually end this way). you probably suffered and overcame more than most goons ever will, whether it was of your own doing or not. but now you're in detroit living a life that im guessing is bottom of the food chain of real adulthood. your car exploded. its not exactly surprising you arent "happy" lol. rewelcome to real life. but just remember where you were (making GBS threads blood in a library) and where you got to in a short amount of time. make this poitn in your life as desperate as the last one and proceed to make as big of a jump as you just did in as short amount of time as possible. or dont, but you know you can.
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Feb 16, 2016 15:03
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Pretty sure if you explain your situation to your boss that they'll let you arrive a little later until you can get your ride sorted.
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Feb 16, 2016 15:04
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YardGlass posted:Pretty sure if you explain your situation to your boss that they'll let you arrive a little later until you can get your ride sorted. yeah do this and link this thread to prove you are not lying!
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Feb 16, 2016 15:13
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the OP is a lying sack of poo poo
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Feb 16, 2016 15:36
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I like how in Detroit they don't bother to even brush all the snow off the cars for craigslist ads. http://detroit.craigslist.org/search/cto?is_paid=all&search_distance_type=mi&max_price=1500
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Feb 16, 2016 15:38
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You should leave the cats where they are. You can't even cook yourself dinner without loving up. Focus on learning to take care of yourself before ruining the lives of other living creatures, by forcing them to live with your incompetent rear end.
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Feb 16, 2016 15:39
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eat the cats
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Feb 16, 2016 15:41
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which is worse: lying about giving yourself food poisoning, or being so stupid you give yourself food poisoning
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Feb 16, 2016 15:43
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Actually the cheap used car market is dead thanks to cash 4 clunkers, fuckin' Obama.
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