I don't respect you as a man if you don't have beard

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MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Enfield posted:

i can grow a pretty badass beatd on the right side of my face

maybe you could do a 'combunder' and route your beard under your chin and onto the left side of your face

I'm here to help

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Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

i suspect that the hair covering my taint, while longer, may not be as dense as that on my shoulder blades

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MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

im gaye posted:

i suspect that the hair covering my taint, while longer, may not be as dense as that on my shoulder blades

- a dingleberry man

# ? Feb 16, 2016 11:50

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

MiracleWhale posted:

- a dingleberry man

dingleberries, like a forest fire, are necessary for purging taint hair

# ? Feb 16, 2016 11:53

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

I have alopecia but I am p.manly so I don't mind much.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 12:41

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

ChogsEnhour posted:

I have alopecia but I am p.manly so I don't mind much.

well i believe you

# ? Feb 16, 2016 12:44

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I got a hairy muscleman friend thats been wearing dresses everyday for at least 6 months. I dont think anyones really asked why

# ? Feb 16, 2016 13:15

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

Enfield posted:

well i believe you

Cheers man. I'll buy you a beer. Also a manly thing to do.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 13:36

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

the great deceiver posted:

i have a beard and a shaved head some people tell me i look like a nazi but i take it as a compliment

the balding bearded one, excellent choice

# ? Feb 16, 2016 14:53

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.

if your beard doesnt fill in on the cheeks shave that poo poo off and kill yourself, you look even more like a desperate bitch walking around with that poo poo on your face

# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:38

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I don't respect you as a woman if you don't have a beard either.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:42

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

I have asian boy face syndrome but I AM A MAN DAMMIT

# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:50

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

yesterday someone estimated my age to 22

I'm loving 27

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im growing a mustache above my a-hole

# ? Feb 16, 2016 15:51

new friend from school: May 19, 2008; by Azathoth

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

yesterday someone estimated my age to 22

I'm loving 27

Same except 19 and 27. I'm in college though, so everyone around me is much younger and maybe that's a factor.
Funny thing is I'm 73" tall and 235lbs, around 15% body fat, so it's not like I don't look masculine. On the other hand, this place is full of 20 year old millennial bitch boys with huge bushy beards looking like they're 30 but, like everyone else who wears a beard (ISIS), they're infantile manchildren trying to compensate for their abysmal lack of masculinity.

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Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish: Aug 3, 2012

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

yesterday someone estimated my age to 22

I'm loving 27

wow

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Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

Yeah I know it's insane

# ? Feb 16, 2016 17:17

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

safetyStanddown posted:

Same except 19 and 27. I'm in college though, so everyone around me is much younger and maybe that's a factor.
Funny thing is I'm 73" tall and 235lbs, around 15% body fat, so it's not like I don't look masculine. On the other hand, this place is full of 20 year old millennial bitch boys with huge bushy beards looking like they're 30 but, like everyone else who wears a beard (ISIS), they're infantile manchildren trying to compensate for their abysmal lack of masculinity.

this is an amazing post

# ? Feb 16, 2016 17:20

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I'm a bit lacking in the chin department, so I've rocked a beard for the last 10 years. But I keep it short and well trimmed at all times, because a big ole scraggly pube beard is gross.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 17:20

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

safetyStanddown posted:

Same except 19 and 27. I'm in college though, so everyone around me is much younger and maybe that's a factor.
Funny thing is I'm 73" tall and 235lbs, around 15% body fat, so it's not like I don't look masculine. On the other hand, this place is full of 20 year old millennial bitch boys with huge bushy beards looking like they're 30 but, like everyone else who wears a beard (ISIS), they're infantile manchildren trying to compensate for their abysmal lack of masculinity.

Enfield posted:

this is an amazing post

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:05

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

I'm the guy who tells people his height in inches :jfc:

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bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

I didn't used to have beard. Then grow beard. My lady gets rather hot and bothered over it so definitely a good move.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 18:13

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

beards are gross and unattractive. if you already have an ugly face by all means hide it with a beard. do society a favor.

if you have a good face though just understand you are reducing your fuckability in your quest for man points. those are man points you really don't want or need.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:08

Drunken Baker: Feb 3, 2015; VODKA STYLE DRINK

It's good for fat men because it hides their fat jowls.

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EAB: Jan 18, 2011

hello I am asian and it is very difficult to grow a beard, I apologize.

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Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I'm the guy who tells people his height in inches :jfc:

As someone who is 0.183 decameters, I think you need to calm down.

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:27

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

Sad thing about the beard is like 80% is all neckbeard so I look Amish

# ? Feb 16, 2016 19:30

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I'm the guy who tells people his height in inches :jfc:

im the guy who complains about millenial bitch boys and hasnt had a thirtieth birthday

# ? Feb 16, 2016 20:09

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Tenzarin posted:

Sad thing about the beard is like 80% is all neckbeard so I look Amish

when I started growing a beard I was like "man, gently caress neckbeards" and always shaved it off, while having faith in the rest to grow out, and it worked

# ? Feb 16, 2016 20:14

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

im gaye posted:

im the guy who complains about millenial bitch boys and hasnt had a thirtieth birthday

I resemble this remark

# ? Feb 16, 2016 20:15

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

The Whole Internet posted:

beards are gross and unattractive. if you already have an ugly face by all means hide it with a beard. do society a favor.

if you have a good face though just understand you are reducing your fuckability in your quest for man points. those are man points you really don't want or need.

When I see a dude with a great beard I think "man, that is one quality beard, looks like a Viking." I'm guessing women do not have a similar reaction so The Whole Internet might be on to something here

# ? Feb 16, 2016 20:16

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

when I started growing a beard I was like "man, gently caress neckbeards" and always shaved it off, while having faith in the rest to grow out, and it worked

i hope now you've graduated to a proper fade like a pro beard haver

# ? Feb 16, 2016 20:18