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It's been proven that all animals relieve stress and bp, I see few comfort cats but a lot of dogs in the airports. Stupid poo poo btw. And cats annoy the gently caress out of everyone that doesn't like cats. Night time fighting and sexy times are great to listen to. Much less pissing of my dog coming into the yard. Paint ball is a great deterant.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Also What the gently caress is wrong with adult men who take this thread seriously? I have one mode: cat holocaust
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If you sincerely dislike cats or dogs you are seriously hosed up
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in the wild, cats are solitary creatures, they haven't had to rely on pack living to survive, their minds have not evolved any areas for sociability. cats are all basically autistic, and scientifically incapable of love or friendship. they look sexy as hell, but they're massively retarded and horrible, and people that own them have low self-esteem and are enjoying the masochism from being a slave to an awful animal that doesn't give two shits about them. what cat owners mistake for "love" is actually the cat wanting scratched, or vampire sucking your body heat. they would be just as happy if you died and were replaced by a heating pad and an automated food feeder slash robot petting hand. they're good for the utility of keeping mice out of barns, but if you want an animal to actually like you and enjoy your company, you're better off with even a rabbit. pelswick fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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I love dogs and cats and if I was gonna hang out and play with a pet for an afternoon it'd be a dog, but for living with an animal for a decade? Cats all the way, I ain't got time to be pickin up poo poo and walking some loving tame wolf 3 times a day, every day. I didn't really want a cat either but my creepy convict-on-parole neighbor gave me a kitten 12 years ago and I figured I should probably take care of it so now I've got a chill rear end cat that likes to play fetch and will run around the house with me but can also take care of himself for a week while I go do something pet-unfriendly.
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pelswick posted:in the wild, cats are solitary creatures, they haven't had to rely on pack living to survive, their minds have not evolved any areas for sociability. cats are all basically autistic, and scientifically incapable of love or friendship. they look sexy as hell, but they're massively retarded and horrible, and people that own them have low self-esteem and are enjoying the masochism from being a slave to an awful animal that doesn't give two shits about them. I believe the term for what you're doing here is "projection."
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I love dogs and cats and if I was gonna hang out and play with a pet for an afternoon it'd be a dog, but for living with an animal for a decade? Cats all the way, I ain't got time to be pickin up poo poo and walking some loving tame wolf 3 times a day, every day. You live in a bad neighborhood, should get a dog. But learn about their needs first.
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You go on a date with a guy and see this on his coffee table... What do you do?
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I love dogs and cats and if I was gonna hang out and play with a pet for an afternoon it'd be a dog, but for living with an animal for a decade? Cats all the way, I ain't got time to be pickin up poo poo and walking some loving tame wolf 3 times a day, every day. Yes, exactly this. I don't even know why people compare the two. They are two completely different animals in every way except that they're common for pets. Cats are amazing for chilling out watching a movie and one hops on your lap, or when they bring you an annoying fly or moth they caught. They suck for playing Frisbee on the beach. Dogs are great for entirely different reasons, but they are a ton of work and seriously inhibit your ability to leave your home for even so much as an evening. It's really stupid when people claim one is superior over the other one. It's like asking if you prefer music or movies. pelswick posted:what cat owners mistake for "love" is actually the cat wanting scratched, or vampire sucking your body heat. they would be just as happy if you died and were replaced by a heating pad and an automated food feeder slash robot petting hand. This is the most  response. This is what you sound like when you say this goony crap:-The only reason you're attracted to that guy is because he has a defined jawline and he's muscular, dating back to caveman days when you needed a strong man to provide sustenance  -The only reason you are attracted to her gargantuan voluptuous breasts are because of your inner requirement for nourishment as an infant Not to mention this is pretty much bullshit because when my roommate is away, the cat never lays on me for heat, but always sleeps on my roommate when my roommate is home. Also the cat never purrs when he's on the heated blanket, but purrs like crazy when laying on my roommate. :p SEX BURRITO posted:You go on a date with a guy and see this on his coffee table... He used to be in a rock group and was heavily into hard drugs, so I'd think the guy was probably p. cool
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The guy with the alf avatar, that is talking about the reasons that cats are good, and also evaluating which posts making fun of cat owners are autistic/indicative of aspergers.
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Melmac posted:Yes, exactly this. I don't even know why people compare the two. They are two completely different animals in every way except that they're common for pets. Cats are amazing for chilling out watching a movie and one hops on your lap, or when they bring you an annoying fly or moth they caught. They suck for playing Frisbee on the beach. Dogs are great for entirely different reasons, but they are a ton of work and seriously inhibit your ability to leave your home for even so much as an evening. It's really stupid when people claim one is superior over the other one. It's like asking if you prefer music or movies. but they are a ton of work and seriously inhibit your ability to leave your home for even so much as an evening. have you left your house with owning a dog ever?
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i gave all of my welfare money to the "Music for Cats" Kickstarter
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a hole-y ghost posted:The guy with the alf avatar, that is talking about the reasons that cats are good, and also evaluating which posts making fun of cat owners are autistic/indicative of aspergers.  Darth123123 posted:
Do TNR you lazy goon. Several problems solved, and it makes you less of an rear end in a top hat. Darth123123 posted:but they are a ton of work and seriously inhibit your ability to leave your home for even so much as an evening. Yes? He'd piss or poo poo on the floor because *gasp* no one was home to let him outside in 12+ hours. Which is understandable.
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the fifa guy who took bribes over several decades had a 6k/month trump tower condo that was solely for his cats.
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RaceBannon posted:Just get a house plant. Good point. At least with a house plant, you can spook it with a cucumber or whatever and GBS won't poo poo their pants about it.....or maybe not?
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Melmac posted:This is the most
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I have a cat because I like having a little buddy but my hobbies are such that I enjoy the freedom to leave town for the weekend on a whim.
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did anyone post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwElFFXArK4 yet
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my wife wanted guinea pigs so we adopted a couple and it turns out they loving own
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cats really don't need a defense.
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My cat just climbed up my chest and is head butting my face because she is a relentless gaylord. Sometimes she scales the back of my computer chair and whispers meows into my ear, because she is a relentless gaylord. Cats are good.
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Grew up with dogs and cats. Had a dog for 6 years but she just died a few months back. So I'm with my two cats now. Wife won't let me get a new dog.. My cat plays fetch though.
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Melmac posted:Yes? He'd piss or poo poo on the floor because *gasp* no one was home to let him outside in 12+ hours. Which is understandable.
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pelswick posted:in the wild, cats are solitary creatures, they haven't had to rely on pack living to survive, their minds have not evolved any areas for sociability. cats are all basically autistic, and scientifically incapable of love or friendship. they look sexy as hell, but they're massively retarded and horrible, and people that own them have low self-esteem and are enjoying the masochism from being a slave to an awful animal that doesn't give two shits about them. was this really your first post in over two years or is the search function loving with me
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Tuxedo Gin posted:my wife wanted guinea pigs so we adopted a couple and it turns out they loving own They're also delicious.
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Booblord Zagats posted:They're always really off-putting. They have a child molester vibe to them you just can't shake, like there's just something inherently wrong with them on a fundamental level that lets other people know that they just can't be loved by another person. Don't get me wrong, some cats are cool, but dudes who seem to base a portion of their lives around their pet cat are always pretty hosed. Other men seem to detect this immediately, and all but the most broken of women avoid them.  These guys are sexy as gently caress. And they must be successful to have such a cool house and 4 roombas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okOVxfuSYPk Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I believe the term for what you're doing here is "projection." when their owner dies, dogs mourn for a time before getting hungry and eating them. cats start eating them right away. this is not due to the cat being smart and weighing the utility. it's because they literally don't care about you at all. they don't even think about you for a second before they start eating your dead face.
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Melmac posted:Not to mention this is pretty much bullshit because when my roommate is away, the cat never lays on me for heat, but always sleeps on my roommate when my roommate is home. Also the cat never purrs when he's on the heated blanket, but purrs like crazy when laying on my roommate. :p probably doesn't want to get its fur all greased up
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I like cats more than dogs because cats don;'t bark
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pelswick posted:when their owner dies, dogs mourn for a time before getting hungry and eating them. cats start eating them right away. this is not due to the cat being smart and weighing the utility. it's because they literally don't care about you at all. they don't even think about you for a second before they start eating your dead face. I can only surmise that you are bitter that cats, much like women, find you distasteful and avoid your company.
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The French Army! posted:You're the dick in this situation, not the dog just fyi. I was 12 at the time and we got stuck in traffic for several hours on the way home from a wedding because the highway was closed due to a fatal car accident  Sorry we didn't have a housemaid to let in to walk the dog.
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Melmac posted:you'd literally have to eat their feces while it's still warm. Don't kink shame.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:my wife wanted guinea pigs so we adopted a couple and it turns out they loving own Are you and your wife both 8 year old girls?
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My cat just died and I can't sleep at night anymore
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Toxoplasma Gondii makes infected human males more attracted to the smell of cat urine, while making infected human females more repulsed by it. Sufferers of both sex are more prone to psychiatric disorders. That's actually just in rats. Toxo in humans hasn't really been fully studied yet, but it seems to affect men and women differently. Anecdotally I've heard that in transplant cases from motorcycle accidents like 4/5 dead guys have the signs of a toxo infection sometime in their lives. There definitely is something it does to the brain. Of course it's not just cats that cause the infection. If you like rare meat you almost certainly have had it. Over 80% of the population of France has been infected with it at some time.
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I have two cats. One is a spaz who is always happy to see me,and sits on me purring when I wake up, even in from a nap or to piss in the middle of the night. The other is a huge coward who used to hide under the tub but now he purrs like a a goddamn cement mixer when you brush him. Despite these two cats in my life I am successful in my career and have a big tittied gf, myth musted.
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Outdoor cats are better than dogs, but dogs are better than indoor cats. The only problem with outdoor cats is all the murder they do, which is bad for native animals and birds, so that is why I don't have any pets, unless you count spiders.
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