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Lawnie
Sep 6, 2006

That is my helmet
Give it back
you are a lion
It doesn't even fit
Grimey Drawer
Haha, I am going to get smoked with elves against all these UB delver/teachings decks.

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standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent
I'm going out of town for work so I'm going to have to drop from this.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
I would be interested in playing but I need to build a Pauper deck in MTGO first. If someone wants to add me to some waiting list until I build a deck or their friends list my MTGO is ThePeavstenator.

ShaneB
Oct 22, 2002


ThePeavstenator posted:

I would be interested in playing but I need to build a Pauper deck in MTGO first. If someone wants to add me to some waiting list until I build a deck or their friends list my MTGO is ThePeavstenator.

Take 8 tickets and 15 minutes and hit up Goatbots0 or something

norton I
May 1, 2008

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I

Emperor of these United States

Protector of Mexico
Oh man, I just started playing pauper!

I'm ajnorton on MGTO, I have a green-black dredge deck and a green-blue evolve deck, neither is any good, but they can occasionally steal a win.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

ShaneB posted:

Take 8 tickets and 15 minutes and hit up Goatbots0 or something

Just did and I'm in with White Weenie. MTGO: ThePeavstenator

MiddleEastBeast
Jan 19, 2003

Forum Bully
I'm in as rstephan, playing UB Delve(r)

Lonely Bridge
Apr 12, 2008

In the spirit of how angry I got at my 4 color colorless deck last go around, I'll play a different one this time: affinity

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I'm in, Chamale, playing Storm because I hate goons and don't want them to have fun.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Chamale posted:

I'm in, Chamale, playing Storm because I hate goons and don't want them to have fun.

Some sort of sick Astral Steel Storm deck?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Hellsau posted:

Some sort of sick Astral Steel Storm deck?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
That is quite the deck you have there.

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.



I'm going to Tangle you out of the game so hard.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

*Moves Standard Bearers to mainboard*

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

ThePeavstenator posted:

*Moves Standard Bearers to mainboard*

I'm sure Chamale would love to Treacherous Blood your Standard Bearer.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Gonna play U/B Teachings, the deck is kind of bananas. Still working on the build - we're starting next week?

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


Hellsau posted:

Gonna play U/B Teachings, the deck is kind of bananas. Still working on the build - we're starting next week?

Yep, signups end Sunday late night and I'll put up pairings on Monday-ish.

CompeAnansi
Feb 1, 2011

I respectfully decline
the invitation to join
your hallucination
In with Affinity. Same name on MTGO.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


If I can borrow Dredge I'm in. Looks fun.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Homocide steven what should I play?

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


Snacksmaniac posted:

Homocide steven what should I play?

Ponza

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.



Or possibly.... Ponza!

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

:gonk:

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I changed my mind. I'm playing a mono-red first-turn kill deck I've been brewing. I just had a game where I killed a guy on turn 2, he asked me what the nut draw is, I told him, and then I got that nut draw and killed him on turn 1.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
I think I'm going to start out on WR Heroic aka Draft Leavings and see how that goes, since I haven't had time to work on the Goblin Storm deck

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Boco_T posted:

I think I'm going to start out on WR Heroic aka Draft Leavings and see how that goes, since I haven't had time to work on the Goblin Storm deck

The deck is really bad - all the vulnerability of U/R Fiend, with none of the card selection or sideboard answers.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Well maybe I can pencil some time in on Saturday to work on the Goblin thing, all I know is I can't run back that stupid Midnight Presence deck again.

Fingers McLongDong
Nov 30, 2005

not eromenos
Fun Shoe
I'm gonna play what's probably a terrible turbo fog brew since I played a good deck last time.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004
My LGS is doing a Pauper FNM soon with anything printed at common either online or in paper legal, with the following cards being banned:
Sinkhole
Empty the Warrens
Grapeshot
Frantic Search
Cloud of Faeries
Temporal Fissure
Invigorate
Treasure Cruise
Cranial Plating
High Tide

Notable exceptions are Hymn to Tourach and Goblin Grenade. My question is what is the best deck I can play to break the format, assuming that I don't want to buy Oubliette?

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





ScarletBrother posted:

My LGS is doing a Pauper FNM soon with anything printed at common either online or in paper legal, with the following cards being banned:
Sinkhole
Empty the Warrens
Grapeshot
Frantic Search
Cloud of Faeries
Temporal Fissure
Invigorate
Treasure Cruise
Cranial Plating
High Tide

Notable exceptions are Hymn to Tourach and Goblin Grenade. My question is what is the best deck I can play to break the format, assuming that I don't want to buy Oubliette?

If Goblin Grenade is legal, play goblins.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

Cactrot posted:

If Goblin Grenade is legal, play goblins.

That was my thinking as well initially. Any particular list or just a 5-0 goblins list with GG jammed in there?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

ScarletBrother posted:

That was my thinking as well initially. Any particular list or just a 5-0 goblins list with GG jammed in there?

Consider sideboarding Guerilla Tactics since Hymn is kind of ridiculous.

Lonely Bridge
Apr 12, 2008

Chamale posted:

I changed my mind. I'm playing a mono-red first-turn kill deck I've been brewing. I just had a game where I killed a guy on turn 2, he asked me what the nut draw is, I told him, and then I got that nut draw and killed him on turn 1.

Are we all just ignoring this post? What's going on here? Don't pair me against this guy please thanks

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


Lonely Bridge posted:

Are we all just ignoring this post? What's going on here? Don't pair me against this guy please thanks

Consider the source.

MiddleEastBeast
Jan 19, 2003

Forum Bully

Lonely Bridge posted:

Are we all just ignoring this post? What's going on here? Don't pair me against this guy please thanks

pair me against him please, i'd love too be murdered turn 1

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

MiddleEastBeast posted:

pair me against him please, i'd love too be murdered turn 1

Same.

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

If I can borrow Dredge I'm in. Looks fun.

I've got Dredge for you to borrow.



Everyone read this:

So we'll be starting in a few days and I still don't have a lot of information. I can't be bothered to go back to the old thread and cross-reference everyone's MTGO names so here's what I need:

Your MTGO name - Your Archetype

Here's what I've got so far:

suicidesteve – suicidesteve44 – UB Control or more likely RUG Tron
L0cke17 – lockeandload – Skred Control
Boco_t – boco_t -
Lonely Bridge – Whataboutcats - Affinity
Lawnie - Lawnie - Elves
alwaysbeclosing – alwaysbeclosing – Green?
Checkplease – ch3ckplease -
notbrant – notbrant -
rimusutera – shhkari – UB Delver
DAD LOST MY IPOD - Sygerrik - Dredge
Static Equilibrium – pootmachine -
snacksmaniac - - Ponza
frozen_ flame – frozen_flame – 'Murican Kuldotha
ShaneB – shanebeeps – Delver
DoctorOozy – Oozy – White Weenie
Cactrot – Cactrot - Slivers
Necronomicon – deadmoscow – Izzet Blitz
The Minister – themin – UB Teachings
The Peavstenator – The Peavstenator – White Weenie
norton I – ajnorton -
MiddleEastBeast – rstephan – UB Delver
Chamale – Chamale – Some Chamale Deck
Hellsau – Hellsau – UB Teachings
CompeAnansi – CompeAnansi – Affinity
Fingers McLongDong - - Turbo Fog

Remember that you aren't locked into your first round deck choice. Any time you lose your match you'll be allowed to change decks before the next round starts.

I also have most of Sliver Stompy available for people to borrow.

suicidesteve fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Mar 4, 2016

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Do I get to play twice? If so my two decks will be UB Teachings and that whatever weird loving storm list Chamale isn't playing.

Frozen_flame
Feb 14, 2012

Press A to Protect Earth!
Ooh can I play two decks too? I have this great idea, one of every pauper card ever.

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suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


I have no idea what you guys are talking about. :colbert:

Also I fixed it

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