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Ok guys here is a fun little thread to help you through the day If you could murder one sitcom character, who would it be, and how would you do it? Personally, i'd bash Joeys fuckin head in with a baseball bat
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:28 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:17 |
Bash ted mosbys head in with a baseball bat
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:34 |
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All the friends. Poison.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:35 |
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oh no what happened to my lover bitch I bashed his head in with my louisville slugger
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:37 |
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ross from friends by suxking his dick so hard that he dies
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:38 |
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Drew Carey, by crushing him with the wheel from the price is right.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:40 |
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peg bundy wait poo poo do you mean actually murder? peg bundy
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:40 |
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the culminator posted:Bash ted mosbys head in with a baseball bat I really didn't like that character for falling in love with every girl he talked to (and pining away like a chump for that other girl), so I would say Ted Mosby gets AIDS after falling in love with a girl who turns out to be a cokehead hooker but he doesn't know it years later when he gets tested and realizes he's infected Robin and Barney and The Mother and everyone else.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:42 |
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uncle phil by tenderly loving his rear end until he dies
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:46 |
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the bazinga guy by choking him on chinatowns cock
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:49 |
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the dad from step by step by sitting on his face and having him lick my b-hole until he suffocates
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:49 |
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The entire cast of malcolm in the middle starting with the mum ending with the youngest. how? Idk a house fire and a gun or something
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:51 |
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the big tittied jew chick from that show two poor bitches by asking her to marry me and spending the rest of my natural life playing with those tig ole bitties then turning off her life support while in the company of our family and friends
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:51 |
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The cast of Pam andersons vip by sexing all of them at the same time and them committing suicide in shame
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:52 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Ok guys here is a fun little thread to help you through the day well his career is dead so i guess you kind of didi t
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:52 |
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Roseanne, or maybe that lady with the big hair and nasally voice. Or maybe the fat lady from the drew Carey show. Also both Mike and Molly. Wow. Maybe just kill all of them? E: loving the new av Mr mumpey
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:52 |
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An off-screen baby, because I wouldn't want to put any real actors out of work
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:52 |
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mr cooper from hanging with mr cooper by letting him pump semen into my rear end until he dies
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:52 |
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I don't want to murder anyone.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:52 |
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niles from fraiser by jerking him off while he's driving and making him crash his car
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:55 |
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holy poo poo i forgot about that chick from the drew carey show garbage sack on head then dumped in drain
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:56 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:niles from fraiser by jerking him off while he's driving and making him crash his car this is a real dream that I have had
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:56 |
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Shaquin posted:this is a real dream that I have had ya it's called "the american dream"
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:58 |
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Mange Mite posted:well his career is dead so i guess you kind of didi t he's going to be on Top Gear
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 00:59 |
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the characters from dinosaurs just sort of kidnap em and set up elaborate ritualistic killings tailored to each of the seven deadly sins
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:02 |
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Raymond who the gently caress needs a sports writer just watch the drat sport if you're interested
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:02 |
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the kid with the growth defect from The Middle I'd pretend to be a doctor and give him and his stupid mother Frances "Frankie" Heck false hope. Every time we meet i'd say 'you're doing so well, you'll be a normal boy in no time' His death from an entirely preventable illness will come as a shock
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:09 |
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I'd smash Jerry Seinfeld's face into a toilet while telling him to stop Kramering himself.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:14 |
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I'd get Bill McNeal by getting his addict wife back on coke.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:16 |
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The Dad from 'Fresh off the Boat' in a brutal gang-land style execution staged as a race-hate crime
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:20 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:The Dad from 'Fresh off the Boat' in a brutal gang-land style execution staged as a race-hate crime He's just trying to provide for his family
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:21 |
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Wanna beat colonel hogan with a lamp then disappear
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:22 |
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2 Broke Girls We'll rape by Night We'll rape by Day Moonlighting Strangers Who just raped 'long the way
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:22 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:2 Broke Girls which one first?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:23 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Ok guys here is a fun little thread to help you through the day I read the thread title and immediately thought of Joey or even better would be a shot like in Deadpool where the entire cast of Friends are standing in a line and one bullet takes them all out. If not Joey, then Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother. What a whiny, party pooper.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:24 |
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I know its not a sitcome but I'd kill Tuvix from Star Trek Voyager so that I could kill both Tuvok and Neelix. Oh wait they did that already. LOL.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:29 |
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I'd like to beat that two and a half men kid to death with a hammer
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:36 |
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im gaye posted:the characters from dinosaurs just sort of kidnap em and set up elaborate ritualistic killings tailored to each of the seven deadly sins lol now i remember they all died in the finale
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 01:38 |
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Someone setting off a vestbomb outside the Today Show window would count as comedy, right?
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 02:42 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I read the thread title and immediately thought of Joey or even better would be a shot like in Deadpool where the entire cast of Friends are standing in a line and one bullet takes them all out. I am pleased with how many people chose "Cast of Friends." I don't know why but there's only like one of them I've ever been able to stand in anything else and I never could make myself watch Friends despite a few attempts.
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# ? Feb 18, 2016 02:46 |