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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Either on purpose or accident?

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i did the iggy

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
my wife is on her period and I am impatient.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
ive killed so many ppl

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ya probably but i mean :grin:

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
and i will kil again :tfrxmas:

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
does pixelated blood count? because if it does, boy i tell ya...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i sometimes get cuts on my hands, yes. doesnt everyone?

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Look that guy had it coming.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
In the process of fulfilling our needs and desires all sentient beings create suffering, and have suffering visited upon them in turn. We all have blood on our hands, OP. Namaste.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
my blood is in her car but the manitowoc pd put it there

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
did u guys catch that part of the show where my own laywyer told you i dont wear underwear under my clothes? gently caress you

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
germ theory is j a theory

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yes

Every day I could probably do something to help people in need, somewhere. My efforts could have helped save someones life, at some point

but instead I :justpost:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I only have blood in my hands at the moment.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

i really want there to be, for legit reasons, but no there isn't any at all yet. i want the blood of bad people on my hands.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
who do u know that is good

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
idk i save people everyday by choosing not to hit them with my car

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
there's blood inside my hands. come to think of it, there's blood inside virtually every part of my body. does that count?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
yes, i was wiping and the toilet paper tore

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

Pitdragon posted:

does pixelated blood count? because if it does, boy i tell ya...

thousands of defenceless virtual creatures...

naleggio
Feb 17, 2016

by zen death robot
I let someone drive drunk and they died. So sort of. I don't think I could have overpowered him if I tried though so whatever.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Volume posted:

Either on purpose or accident?

Who the gently caress changed your avatar? The ballsack one elicited a sensible chuckle every time. What a bunch of bullshit. :argh:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
btw, it was on purpose

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Who the gently caress changed your avatar? The ballsack one elicited a sensible chuckle every time. What a bunch of bullshit. :argh:

It really is worse than the ballsack one. Who ever bought it is an idiot and should have just added some red text or somehting

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Yup

Eela6
May 25, 2007
Shredded Hen
I have a little cut on my finger and it keeps opening up again. Really annoying.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i actually wash my hands before i shitpost, its really unhygenic to have dried blood stuck in my keyboard and i've seen enough CSI where that could be a problem for me and the hackerz i run with

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I Kill millions of potential humans twice a day.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Does period blood count?

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
I'm covered in spaghetti sauce.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Yes.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Not atm

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
my hands are covered in cuts,scrapes & contusions & the palms/fingertips are all gnarly due to hydrated lime and it feels and looks pretty good imo

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Some friends of mine were playing with a frog and a beltsander. I felt bad for the poor thing so I grabbed it, threw i to the ground and stepped on it.
I know I did the right thing, but I feel bad for it to this day.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
no because I wash my hands regularly you sick filth

mythomanic
Aug 19, 2009
Ya but just bc I skimp on toilet paper

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
I once put a 5-year old in the ER and he needed an operation, does that count? (I was also 5 at the time, so not as bad as it sounds)

also, I was detained and brought in to a police station at an earlier time for unrelated reasons. true story.

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Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost


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