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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Isaac posted:

Im seeing this 'cool duck' in gbs and i realised i know litterally NOTHING about it. Does anyone else know??

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

wheres the duck

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Aug 14, 2010
LIsten bub its a duck and its cool as hell what else do you want to know?

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Aug 14, 2010

VectorSigma posted:

ducks are the coolest of all birds. other anseriformes like geese and swans and poo poo are pretty cool too but not as cool as ducks.

For sure, man.

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Aug 14, 2010

kazr posted:

geese are poo poo animals gently caress geese

In kindergarten I would make games of Duck Duck Goose go on for 9 hours because I refused to say anything but duck.

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Aug 14, 2010

Hammerite posted:

That duck don't give a gently caress

its cool

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Aug 14, 2010

jesus christ!!!

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Aug 14, 2010

Minimalist Program fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Feb 18, 2016

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Aug 14, 2010

notZaar posted:

There is one thing we can say for certain about The Cool Duck: he is balancing himself on a weir.

You might say that he is weiry cool.

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Aug 14, 2010

VikingSkull posted:

are we positive that's not a goose

if it's a goose that changes everything

Its a duck.

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Aug 14, 2010

VikingSkull posted:

what are you some kind of water fowl expert

cause it looks like a goose to me

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Aug 14, 2010

Anthrovore posted:

He's going over a weir right?

I don't know man, I just look at the duck and appreciate it for being real cool, is all.

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Aug 14, 2010
Good content guys.

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Aug 14, 2010
*leans in way close to u*

check this out:

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Aug 14, 2010

Isaac posted:

Where did the duck come from. Whats its plan.

It's here to be cool.

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Aug 14, 2010

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Aug 14, 2010

VectorSigma posted:

my name is duck, and i'm here to be cool

*fistbumps u* mission accomplished man.

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Aug 14, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

i think i found the duck?



That is not at all a duck and it is not cool.

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Aug 14, 2010

How did they do this....?????

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Aug 14, 2010

satanic splash-back posted:

I thought I saw the cool duck at the pond down the road but when I yelled 'the cool duck' out the window he flew away, so I'm pretty sure that was NOT the cool duck

Question, the duck you saw... was it doing anything like this?

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Aug 14, 2010
Holy poo poo check out this duck:

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Aug 14, 2010

A misanthrope posted:

*puts finger to ear

"do you have a visual on Agent Ducky Banks? over."

"no...wait yes! hes in your sector! get outta there!!!"

*too late im already dead

Another victim of duck death.

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Aug 14, 2010

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Aug 14, 2010

Smash it Smash hit posted:

yall i don think the duck is actually surfing i think its just landing on the water as its flapping your wings






























i could be wrong but idk

Hmm no I think you are wrong.

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Aug 14, 2010

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

nm goin on here guys jus 'hangin'" out ;)

http://i.imgur.com/0Bg8SXk.mp4

Whats going on im freaking out

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Aug 14, 2010
Lol at whoever gave me the cool duck avatar, thanks.

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Aug 14, 2010
Did you guys see this rad as hell dog:

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Aug 14, 2010

Zombiepop posted:

so what do we know about 'the cool dog'?

I got a 12 hour freaking probie for posting about it, is what I know.

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Aug 14, 2010

notZaar posted:

Sounds like FYAD or maybe Imgur is more your kind of website.

Sounds like you need to check out this hella cool dock:

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Aug 14, 2010

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

im a neurotypical net processor. a learning meme


also lol @ this

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Aug 14, 2010
Update: just got off another 24 probation for posting the cool dog.

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Aug 14, 2010

Nooner posted:

which cool dog?
is there an iamge you can post to show me?

I'm not going to post the cool dog ever again.

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Aug 14, 2010

Nooner posted:

probations leading to reform -- the system works!!

When I was probation I had to go out into the real world but I could not function there, and the only thing I could think of was when I could get back behind the bars of the GBS posting lifestyle.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Like that scene in shawshank redemption where the old dude hangs himself after a week of freedom, but instead its me going registering on reddit and posting "im gay" in a car mechanic subforum until my wife comes home.

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