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MiracleWhale posted:that's an offensive stereotype about whales, how do you sleep, levitating in the angry lotus position?!?! close, horny lotus position....you know, in case any other lotuses happen by, they'll get my drift.
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have you considered amphetamines, op? sleep is for the weak
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Feb 18, 2016 18:56
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i have 5 blankets piled on top of me in bed to keep the ghosts away. one of them is fur and i can't breathe but its better than ghost pontiasc and gross turkey i used to do this but then i woke up one morning to my blankets formed into grotesque caricatures of goofy and donald duck and spinning in a circle above my bed. it goes without saying that that's a bit much before I've had my coffee!! anyway i realized ghosts can possess natural materials and so its important to have at least one layer of blue plastic tarp
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Feb 18, 2016 18:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:Casper mattresses don't come in "pentagram". It's single, twin, queen, king, supreme overlord and ominous star of David shapes only. great just great who'm i gonna summon with an ominous star of david huh freakin woody allen
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Feb 18, 2016 18:59
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A misanthrope posted:have you considered amphetamines, op? sleep is for the weak the only reason i sleep is because that's my opportunity to astral project into the homes of my enemies and subtly rearrange their stuff, gradually driving them insane, but otherwise yes amphetamines seem much better than closing my eyes for 8 hours while the bats gnaw at me
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Feb 18, 2016 19:02
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A misanthrope posted:miraclewhale you should try sleeping in a sensory deprivation tank like Daredevil in that bad Daredevil movie wit ben affleck im pretty sure this is what happened to dread cthulhu, you get so comfortable in this thing and before you realize it you've been in there for like 5 strange eons
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Feb 18, 2016 19:05
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MiracleWhale posted:im pretty sure this is what happened to dread cthulhu, you get so comfortable in this thing and before you realize it you've been in there for like 5 strange eons yeah and in strange eons even death may get wrinkly skin
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Feb 18, 2016 19:07
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ok so casper delivered my bed but it's a phantasmagorical ghost bed that does not intersect with the physical plane and when i lay down on it i fall right through onto the floor and this is real bad for my back
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Feb 18, 2016 23:06
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idiot, i told you to get a mem foam have fun twisting yourself trying to pop all your poo poo back in place
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Feb 19, 2016 04:25
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Pudding Huxtable posted:idiot, i told you to get a mem foam is a memory foam the kind that remembers all my shameful one night stands and describes them to me in lurid detail when i'm trying to go to sleep
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Feb 19, 2016 04:27
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plunge into the sea of yesterday and let yourself drift in the memory foam. you can pee in there. no one will notice.
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Feb 19, 2016 04:31
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My bed is a pit of disembodied boobs and butts. I get nude, roll around, and thrust my boner in random directions until I fall asleep.
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Feb 19, 2016 04:38
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A misanthrope posted:plunge into the sea of yesterday and let yourself drift in the memory foam. you can pee in there. no one will notice. i am aware of the undercurrent of regret that may drag me to my doom in the deeper waters, but it troubles me not. memories of hot summer days and cool summer nights, of the gentle caresses of fair maidens fair, of the heady scent of a meadow in bloom as my schoolmates ran and played with the easy laughter of youth, all these swells and gentle waves cradle me like a babe bobbing in the warm waters, until finally i hit my head on a sand bar and get pinched by a crab in the memory shallows where i done drank too much and cain't remember nuffin
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Feb 19, 2016 04:38
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Dave_Indeed posted:My bed is a pit of disembodied boobs and butts. I get nude, roll around, and thrust my boner in random directions until I fall asleep. sounds good at first but that bed is a smelly, oily germ trap
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Feb 19, 2016 04:39
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Dave_Indeed posted:My bed is a pit of disembodied boobs and butts. I get nude, roll around, and thrust my boner in random directions until I fall asleep. i hope you get verbal consent in random directions as well!!!
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Dave_Indeed posted:My bed is a pit of disembodied boobs and butts. I get nude, roll around, and thrust my boner in random directions until I fall asleep. same, except for the disembodied T&A
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