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cardboard bag on head as usual, but now you can save time and only cut out one eye-hole
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New fetish!
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Feb 18, 2016 18:12
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rip out my enemy's eye and put it in
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Feb 18, 2016 18:15
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stick a powerful bomb your eyehole and light it
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Feb 18, 2016 18:37
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Get an eyepatch like your boy James Joyce then write letters to your wife using your one eye all about how badly you want to eat her poo poo
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Feb 18, 2016 19:03
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Why not a dick? You could charge extra for eyejobs.
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Feb 18, 2016 19:09
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cobweb and/or worm
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Feb 18, 2016 19:38
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Feb 18, 2016 19:51
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for real tho you cant go wrong with the classic black eyepatch id be afraid people would think i was cosplaying snake plisken or something tho
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Feb 18, 2016 19:53
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Custom Glass Eyeball Mod(s)
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Feb 18, 2016 19:59
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 Dinosaurmageddon posted:Custom Glass Eyeball Mod(s) oh yeah Tywin Lannister had good ones 
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Feb 18, 2016 20:03
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poker chip
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Feb 18, 2016 20:13
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You could always lop off a hand and foot to pull off the pirate captain look.
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Feb 18, 2016 20:51
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would
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Feb 18, 2016 21:31
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Holy loving poo poo I want to do that to my parent's cats next time im there and they both have 2 eyes.
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Feb 18, 2016 21:35
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spud posted:Holy loving poo poo I want to do that to my parent's cats next time im there and they both have 2 eyes.
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Feb 18, 2016 21:43
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spud posted:Holy loving poo poo I want to do that to my parent's cats next time im there and they both have 2 eyes. those cats may kill you
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Feb 18, 2016 21:45
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Feb 18, 2016 21:54
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when the robots take all the jobs many people will turn to selling their organs. cheap fashion for the crippled will become a booming industry! thats how i open my pitch to investors. how do you like it?
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Feb 18, 2016 21:58
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Feb 18, 2016 22:06
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A misanthrope posted:when the robots take all the jobs many people will turn to selling their organs. cheap fashion for the crippled will become a booming industry! 
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Feb 18, 2016 22:12
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spud posted:Holy loving poo poo I want to do that to my parent's cats next time im there and they both have 2 eyes. If they're anything like a normal cat, they'll just paw it off immediately.
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Feb 18, 2016 22:16
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eyepatch with a sickass metal design on it
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Feb 18, 2016 22:20
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kick rear end and chew bubble gum
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Feb 18, 2016 22:36
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Get a glass eye; you'll be the life of the party at funerals as it points in crazy angles when you cry.
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Feb 18, 2016 23:10
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Get a hollow tube where you keep a cute little pet mouse.
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Feb 18, 2016 23:16
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Hi, please draw what my other eye should be
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Feb 18, 2016 23:24
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Sizone posted:Hi, please draw what my other eye should be 
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Feb 19, 2016 00:20
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i know a guy with one eye. sometimes he wears a patch but more often than not he just walks around with that one eyelid closed/squinted
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Feb 19, 2016 00:23
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Champenema posted:Get a glass eye; you'll be the life of the party at funerals as it points in crazy angles when you cry. for real why do people choose a glass eye over a sick rear end eyepatch?
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Feb 19, 2016 00:56
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Its probably more comfortable. Think about it like a hat that you have to wear all the time even if it gets sweaty and you probably only have one or two of them
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Feb 19, 2016 00:58
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Eye patch. I've met a number of people that have a glass eye, and they're not nearly as cool as you'd think. I mean they're just a little plate for one thing so you can't even do neat tricks or store stuff in them or anything.
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Depends. If you want to wear an eye patch exclusively you should get your eye sewn shut so dirt and whatnot stays out of your socket and you don't get an infection. Fake eyes also don't look as off as people think. In pictures it is painfully obvious but in real life most people don't notice. I've had doctors give me an eye exam and not notice the right one was fake. In terms of getting a fake eye they are quite expensive. A new one will run you $1500. The price drops depending on if you get another one while they still have the "clay" model of your socket or if you give them an idea so original they have to make it. I told the guy I wanted one that glowed in the dark so he gave me 50% off. Your best bet is get a fake eye and just leave it in with an eye patch over it. That way it keeps your options open and if people give you poo poo when you take off the eye patch thinking you don't need it just pop out the fake eye and scare the poo poo out of them. Some people just can't handle looking at an empty socket. A fake eye is a better option if you wear glasses. its hard to get an eye patch that fits comfortably and doesn't give people the impression you're some kind of unstoppable badass. Fake eyes are not made out of glass you dumbasses. That poo poo is too heavy and would make your socket start drooping and looking weird. Most are made out of silicone and are quite light.
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Feb 19, 2016 01:26
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Well I don't know the correct fashion move, but Hammurabi would dictate my next legal move
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Feb 19, 2016 01:28
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A Stupid Baby posted:Its probably more comfortable. Think about it like a hat that you have to wear all the time even if it gets sweaty and you probably only have one or two of them i didnt think of that. i bet they trap sweat and smell bad on a hot day still a certain amount of suffering comes with good fashion  ugh kid what are you doing?? way to nerd it up you retard 
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limp_cheese posted:its hard to get an eye patch that fits comfortably and doesn't give people the impression you're some kind of unstoppable badass. why wouldnt you want people to think this  how did u lose your eye? gay sex accident? tell everyone you lost a game of russian roulette
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Feb 19, 2016 01:34
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Reading lamp.
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Depending on the size of the cavity. Get a battery and a light bulb.
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