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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

cram me sideways posted:

are you going to keep the flashtub and shmorky let's plays up or do you plan to take them down

because regardless of how loving stupid shmorky is he made some funny poo poo

I guess if they still earn revenue. I know I still put them on now and again for a laugh.

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Ave Azaria
Oct 4, 2010

by Lowtax
My suggestion is to post a thread about it on forums that you own, and try to get people to feel sorry for you

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cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

d_redguy posted:

How is babby formed? is still some of the funniest poo poo on the internet.

shmorky drew the cartoon, sure, but the bulk of that joke was from other forum members - without the voice acting, and without having found the yahoo answers page at all, how is babby formed couldn't have happened

give shmorky %10 credit, no more

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
do you think the voice thing is something all troons get cuz theres this guy in a video game i play and the resemblance to shmork voice is startling

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Lowtax posted:

Well to be honest? I'm pissed off, because he was once a good friend. Then he went from weird to weirder and he's living off this tumblr PRONOUN poo poo where you're encouraged to be as stupid rear end crazy as you want to be and if the outside world doesn't accept you, its because they are literally HITLER. So gently caress it.

Do you ever think the only reason he acted like a good friend was because of the lifestyle it provided him with? Like yucking it up on the internet as an offical SA youtube buddy of Lowtax and hanging out in the SA offices and poo poo? Because honestly my experience has been people don't change from poo poo, to good to poo poo again without the middle part just being a tremendous front and everything about how he carries himself seems to be built on milking people

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax I get that he was a good friend, but when is enough enough? Like what's it going to take to be like

Yo

Fix your life before you contact me again

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I've cut people off for way less

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Unless it's too "internet stalker" somebody post a picture of shmorky in 2006 and 2016

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I can't imagine having some insane, walking mess of tumblr drama involved in my life. You should change your phone # Lowtax, or at least block [PRONOUN].

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

can i get an example of shmorky's current voice compared to his/her old voice? i want to see how much of a trainwreck his/her vocal cords are.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
You realize schmorkywife needs like serious help at an in-patient facility right?

Nothing less is going to change anything; might as well distance yourself from the poo poo.

FishionMailed fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Feb 18, 2016

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Chinaman7000 posted:

this is a weird website

It took you 12 years to figure that out?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FishionMailed posted:

You realize schmorkywife needs like serious help at an in-patient facility right?

Nothing less is going to change anything; might as well distance yourself from the poo poo.

wow really insightful, good thinking slick listen to ^:siren:this goon:siren:^

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

FishionMailed posted:

You realize the girl needs like serious help at an in-patient facility right?

As I read from the giant thread about this only a couple of weeks ago, that's what was *supposed* to happen.

Lowtax, my good man, I'm sorry. He must've been one hell of a cool guy if you're still lamenting his loss. But drama queens are irretrievable until they get so deep in drama they drown. It's like a death wish. Let them cry to the cult of infinite genders, because that's the only feedback they seem to want.

Like heroin addicts, drama queens can't take criticism. The only critique they ever want is "wow, look at how special and wonderful you are!" Anything else = :hitler:

But please, if the drama starts up again, share it with us.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

d_redguy posted:

How is babby formed? is still some of the funniest poo poo on the internet.

Watching all of these again is a fun way to waste a chunk of your afternoon. Truly, a golden age.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
You're a good dude at heart I think so I understand why it's hard to just stop having feelings about or caring about someone that was close to you but idk it seems to be a fairly toxic relationship now. I'm not saying sever necessarily but set up some boundaries at least so dude isn't calling you anytime there's an issue and then if he violates them just slowly distance more and more.


phasmid posted:

But please, if the drama starts up again, share it with us.

nah dude it's funny but it's really not healthy for you man


don't touch the poop

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Can you identify anything that might have started him down the path of wanting to be a cartoon character? Like maybe he got a ten ton weight dropped on him at some point and during the long drawn out recovery process he cried out "There has to be a better way!"?

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
also tell that bitch to turn the background volume down on her youtube videos how the poo poo am I supposed to fap to that

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

FishionMailed posted:

nah dude it's funny but it's really not healthy for you man


don't touch the poop

I don't touch it. I merely observe. Besides, laughter helps the grieving process.

Hell, I joined SA partly because of trainwrecks like this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Lowtax have you considered using the Kadir-Buxton Method to cure Shmorky?

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

phasmid posted:

I don't touch it. I merely observe. Besides, laughter helps the grieving process.

Hell, I joined SA partly because of trainwrecks like this.

that bit was directed at lowtax; sorry it was a bit ambiguous the way I wrote it

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
For those asking, Shmork is well over 40 and the crazy girl is 27. He's probably never had a girlfriend and she's pretty hot so I can understand him not letting go.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Lowtax have you considered using the Kadir-Buxton Method to cure Shmorky?
is this where you beat someone with a stick until they agree to stop being dumb?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Lodin posted:

For those asking, Shmork is well over 40 and the crazy girl is 27. He's probably never had a girlfriend and she's pretty hot so I can understand him not letting go.

im the gf

PuppiesAndKitties
Jun 5, 2008
I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY
Grimey Drawer
Echoing "don't touch the poop".

It sucks to lose a friend to bad decisions and crazy but it happens. It sounds like you really tried to help.

Don't let this become about Trans issues when it's a nut job issue. There is nothing wrong with severing from a toxic situation with a Trans person involved and it doesn't make you a bigot.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


can you tell me more about that wig and cape he had Lowtax?

I'm sad you've been dragged into this human genderpede situation with these wackos and that they've just been preying on your kindness then throw a bitch-fit any time you refer to them as the wrong pronoun du jour.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

What's it like to be so attractive even by the ultra high standards of goons you're considered hot?

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
is there anything worth Aing about shmorky. well feels pretty tapped

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Captain Yossarian posted:

When are you going to meet me and that other goon (whose name escapes me) for Chinese food? I've been waiting here for like 3 months...
Email me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

symbolic posted:

is this where you beat someone with a stick until they agree to stop being dumb?

no, you slap them on the head with both hands

it cures mental illness

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

Low tax do you ever smoke weed

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
May I hear the diaper story, please.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Lowtax posted:

Email me

Don't do it. You know that every loving time you come across a goon IRL it almost always results in you eventually making this face:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

What's it like to be so attractive even by the ultra high standards of goons you're considered hot?

Good.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
hey lowtax has shmorky ever received a cease and desist from Hanna-Barbera or whoever it is that owns the smurfs franchise?

Bedlamdan
Apr 25, 2008

Robo Reagan posted:

if he gets nostalgic for being around broken people he could always do lps with that guy who threatned to kill himself if the goon girl didnt give him attention and also faked having cancer

was he that dark souls guy?

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
hi lowtax why are you so stupid to spend money on this stupid poo poo?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Precious flower [PRONOUN] always a victim, back to his [PRONOUN] partner who threatened to sue the Pleasant Hill Police Department for $90 million because they pulled her over and she assaulted [PRONOUN] significant other and I had to bail her rear end out at 3:30 AM and the bonds[PRONOUN] couldn't understand a word [PRONOUN] said because [PRONOUN]'s voice was far too high and squeaky.

And yes I am pissed.
It's pretty well known that cops HATE klurfs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jL95awg5IY

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Tumblr.

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Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
How much did shmorky get from the settlement with todd goldman?

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