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Have you considered What Would Mr. Christ Do?
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Feb 18, 2016 22:51
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Lowtax posted:He's the eternal victim, and it's sad he keeps on getting away with it. Cant imagine why.
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Feb 18, 2016 22:51
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What if we're all shmorky
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Feb 18, 2016 22:52
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Soon we will shed our human skins and become klurf. All of us.
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You seem like a pretty good dude for bailing your friend out Lowtax even if your friend is a mess. Makes me wish I had the ability to feel ashamed for laughing so hard when Uwe Boll beat you up. Anyways I was thinking that klurf voice is perfect for cartoons, maybe shmorky should try his hand at making his own cartoons?
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that woman is prolly gonna end up hurting or killing someone/herselfreallivedinosaur posted:Makes me wish I had the ability to feel ashamed for laughing so hard when Uwe Boll beat you up. that was funny though; we should be proud that he even stepped up and tried to fight Mr. Boll Also one of those other dudes puked afterwards which I think was even funnier.
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I only have heard one other person in my whole life that spoke in a cartoon voice. The guy sounded exactly like Kermit the Frog. It was funny for about two seconds when I suddenly realized how awful it must be and I never knew it was a permanent state for Shmorky which makes literally everything I thought was once funny... kind of sad and depressing now.
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Bundle of Keys posted:How much did shmorky get from the settlement with todd goldman? looks like around $10k
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Feb 18, 2016 22:55
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Lowtax, you've been a good friend to him, but now is the time to 
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Feb 18, 2016 22:56
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butt butt butt butt rear end butt butt rear end butt butt butt rear end butt butt rear end butt rear end butt butt butt rear end butt butt butt butt butt rear end butt rear end *secretely recorded conversation between schmorky and the jew hater*
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Feb 18, 2016 22:57
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So ummmm, Shmork's tweet or tumble or whatever says in Spokane, Washington, and you're in Missouri, right? Did you take the official SomethingAwful SR-71? You been holding out on us? I want a ride.
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Feb 18, 2016 22:57
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tomstuart posted:butt butt butt butt rear end butt butt rear end butt butt butt rear end butt butt rear end butt rear end butt butt butt rear end butt butt butt butt butt rear end butt rear end Stop recording my conversations that is a felony
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Feb 18, 2016 22:58
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Lowtax if you ever need a new bff to do YouTube shows with I am available.
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Feb 18, 2016 23:01
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So did this incident just happen with the 3:00AM phone call? Cause jesus christ. There's a point where you need to sever Lowtax, and that point has long passed. You're being too nice for everyone's own good. Get your money back and
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Feb 18, 2016 23:01
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watching this again beep bloop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1mBrDKBR18 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku Maldoror fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Feb 18, 2016 23:01
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Peter, this is Paul. We are inbound to the loc provided by the client.
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Feb 18, 2016 23:02
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Maldoror posted:watching this again beep bloop is this the girl
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Feb 18, 2016 23:03
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i tried watching shmorky's videos to find out what he sounds like and now i'm confused, depressed, and frankly welcoming death
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Feb 18, 2016 23:03
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:is this the girl thats a man, baby
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Feb 18, 2016 23:03
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I made a pledge on shmorky's patreon months ago, should I delete it? Also does he/she prefer oral or anal?
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Feb 18, 2016 23:05
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Maldoror posted:watching this again beep bloop ....
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Feb 18, 2016 23:05
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tomstuart posted:thats a man, baby ...
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Feb 18, 2016 23:06
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oh no you're under her spell!
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Feb 18, 2016 23:07
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are you currently hiring anyone to update the flash tub?
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Feb 18, 2016 23:08
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Junior Jr. posted:I made a pledge on shmorky's patreon months ago, should I delete it? THEY rear end in a top hat
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Feb 18, 2016 23:09
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Lowtax posted:THEY rear end in a top hat they prefer being called rear end in a top hat got it
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Feb 18, 2016 23:10
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what's a klurf?
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Feb 18, 2016 23:11
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Its the loving Carnival Night Zone music that kills me.
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Feb 18, 2016 23:11
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Blue Train posted:oh no you're under her spell! im having the most hypnotic orgasm of my life.
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Feb 18, 2016 23:12
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Lowtax posted:THEY rear end in a top hat okay anal it is
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Feb 18, 2016 23:12
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Ape Fist posted:Its the loving Carnival Night Zone music that kills me. Sonic 3 had a quality soundtrack
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Feb 18, 2016 23:13
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Ape Fist posted:Its the loving Carnival Night Zone music that kills me. that's what I'm saying it's a total boner kill
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Feb 18, 2016 23:13
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so when is the inevitable micheal bay movie coming out? who's playing who?
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Feb 18, 2016 23:14
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Lowtax posted:Wait, why am I dead Stay safe Lowtax ghost
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Feb 18, 2016 23:15
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is it true shmorky is still a little boy trapped in a big boy's body?
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Feb 18, 2016 23:15
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jackyl posted:what's a klurf? a miserable little pile of copyright infringement
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Feb 18, 2016 23:16
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Gettin' erotically hypnotized 10 frames per second with a steady 500 kbps bitrate
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Feb 18, 2016 23:17
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Does Shmorky know that you're pissed at them? Like, does Shmorky even know this could be the straw that breaks the back of a friendship that's lasted like two decades? cmndstab fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Feb 18, 2016 |
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Outpost22 posted:so when is the inevitable micheal bay movie coming out? who's playing who? megan fox will still play as a woman
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