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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
1: Fuck yeah!

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Feb 19, 2016

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

F, followed by H if they don't get the message.

'This is MAH HOOSE!!! I tell YOU who to hit and when!!!!!'

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009


I'm expecting to use this pic a lot this game

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

SerSpook posted:

FH First order, then be prepared to enforce our will through force

Plan SerSpook, as always, unless boxes are involved.

DarthRoblox
Nov 25, 2007
*rolls ankle* *gains 15lbs* *apologizes to TFLC* *rolls ankle*...
H

Damnit, I didn't want to care about a new character but that opening got me hooked right back in. This is definitely a case of WWUD.

AlanFrost
Nov 16, 2012
F
We're a big boy, so we should act like a grown-up. Grown-ups tell kids what to do.
We're trying to help them settle in, which means they need to follow the rules.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Vavrek posted:

Plan SerSpook, as always, unless boxes are involved.

I have been consistently correct about doors and gates

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe
Voting H

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


maxhush posted:

I'm expecting to use this pic a lot this game

The Book of EnochMuscle Wizard

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Infinitum posted:

The Book of EnochMuscle Wizard

There WILL be Muscle Wizardry in this game. I can promise everyone this.

It might take a few years, but well, divine blessings are real and our lineage is particularly potent.

This is more for people that didn't read the last game I guess

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
H Use your fists!

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

SerSpook posted:

There WILL be Muscle Wizardry in this game. I can promise everyone this.

It might take a few years, but well, divine blessings are real and our lineage is particularly potent.

This is more for people that didn't read the last game I guess

SerSpook is obviously deluded. You are a perfectly ordinary boy who also has 12 fingers and is following his grandfather, a 400+ year old methulsan-esque super-hero into the wilderness.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Diogines posted:

SerSpook is obviously deluded. You are a perfectly ordinary boy who also has 12 fingers and is following his grandfather, a 400+ year old methulsan-esque super-hero into the wilderness.

Does grandpa have 12 fingers too?

I am writing in thar we scream EEEELLLLL as we attack

Disargeria
May 6, 2010

All Good Things are Wild and Free!
Where's our dad?

Canasta_Nasty
Aug 23, 2005

F

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Disargeria posted:

Where's our dad?

I'll tell you when you're older. :agesilaus:

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
Hey, Diog, you know this bit here?

quote:

One way this game is different from other Chose Your Own Adventure game is that your adventure is to a degree, a freeform adventure. You chose your path through the world. The world can and will change around you based upon your actions and you will not have a predetermined story to run through. Your path and ultimate fate are not planned. Today, the day we started the game, I honestly have no idea where we may be a month from now, let alone how it might one day end. It is all up to you.

You do not have plot armor. Bad decisions can get you killed or wreak horrible consequences which you did not intend.

May I suggest bolding it, underlining it, italicizing it, increasing the size of the font, and adding blingees around it or whatever it takes to make absolutely drat sure that people read it and brand it into their minds and eyeballs?

stevey666
Feb 25, 2007
Fucking stop you cunts. And if they don't... Hammer them into the dirt.

And then we get beaten up. But our hearts are in the right place

stevey666 fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Feb 19, 2016

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

H - By God, we are going to believe in some goddamn justice.

I was perfectly content to sit and complain about Enkidel, then I finally got to go home from work. After a couple nights of sleeping in my own bed for the first time in a month, playing some Digimon, and generally cooling down from all of the RL stress, fuckit, I can't pass on a Diog game.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






SerSpook posted:

FH First order, then be prepared to enforce our will through force

This.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eryxias posted:

1. Who could stand against mighty child Jorah? In his own home no less??
H. Let's punch this boy to safety
h


H. Voting this ticket! 1. H.




H.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
Let's follow in our father's some southern hick we've never met's footsteps.

H

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
It is time for diplomacy.

Uriah-style diplomacy.

H

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
[b]FH/b] first we can tell them and then attack, this is the donut after all not some hick town.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
H - You learn only fist.

I feel good. I love you, Diog, and all my beautiful fellow voters.

ArbitraryTA
May 3, 2011
Getting this out of the way now. Diog, do we poop? Also H

ArbitraryTA fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Feb 19, 2016

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Tsyni posted:

H - You learn only fist.

I feel good. I love you, Diog, and all my beautiful fellow voters.

feels good man

a long term goal is to recruit some architects from the interior, and use the people from the slums and other unemployed folks to rebuild tadmor and make it great again

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
F.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

SerSpook posted:

feels good man

a long term goal is to recruit some architects from the interior, and use the people from the slums and other unemployed folks to rebuild tadmor and make it great again

Gonna build us a yuuuuuuuge wall!

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

SerSpook posted:

feels good man

a long term goal is to recruit some architects from the interior, and use the people from the slums and other unemployed folks to rebuild tadmor and make it great again

And they're just perfect for the army, yeah? Though I really want to see that statue fixed in our lifetime.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

SerSpook posted:

feels good man

a long term goal is to recruit some architects from the interior, and use the people from the slums and other unemployed folks to rebuild tadmor and make it great again

I say that Judah never saw a problem he couldn't fist, and that we should learn to punch a building back into place.

Walrusmaster
Sep 21, 2009

SerSpook posted:

FH First order, then be prepared to enforce our will through force

this is a good plan.

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
H destroy. them. all.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
H. No more loving around toeing the line. Aggressive non pussy footing around is the go. Hurt everyone until they do what we want and tell us what we want.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Tsyni posted:

I say that Judah never saw a problem he couldn't fist, and that we should learn to punch a building back into place.

That's actually how I wanna play him too for the most part. Basically Uriah?

Rahul
Dec 10, 2004

hollylolly posted:

I am also going with F + H - tell them off, and then punch if that doesn't work.

Lovely opening post. I am really excited for this game. :D

All this

TheCog
Jul 30, 2012

I AM ZEPA AND I CLAIM THESE LANDS BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST

SerSpook posted:

That's actually how I wanna play him too for the most part. Basically Uriah?

Sign me up for team "Violence is just a form of aggressive diplomacy". We will practice diplomacy of the fist.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

TheCog posted:

Sign me up for team "Violence is just a form of aggressive diplomacy". We will practice diplomacy of the fist.

Team Clausewitz?

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Diogines posted:

Welcome to the Book of Enoch: And in Those Days There Were Giants, a Chose Your Own Adventure style game.

Diogines posted:

Welcome to Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens, a Chose Your Own Adventure style game.



alright, Diog

you're specifically loving with me at this point, right?


As as for vote 1: F Beating people is both cruel AND against the rules.

edit: Lord, it's been a Chose Your Own Adventure since MadGod.

John Lee fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Feb 19, 2016

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Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
I mean, we did. We literally voted on which adventure to have, and chose this one.

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