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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The miami police union also displayed their bitch baby character by doxxing a woman who pulled over one their officers for speeding.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/02/01/woman-who-stopped-cop-to-turn-in-full-video-to-police/

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Lemmy wasn't important to music and nobody cares that he's dead.

what did she do?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Cops: "Why do people think cops are racist?"

*a black person says something positive about black people*

Cops: "How DARE they! Death to all n***ers!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

look at yourself in the mirror and see the cataclysmic failure you are

I looked in the mirror and I saw a huge success and the success was me.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Applewhite posted:

I looked in the mirror and I saw a huge success and the success was me.
stop looking in my window you creepy gently caress

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

I looked in the mirror and I saw a huge success and the success was me.

what did she do?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

stop looking in my window you creepy gently caress

I'm looking in it right now.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
seriously though zero tolerance for beyonce fans may you all be sentenced to listen to mariah carey trying to get cats horny by yowling at them for eternity

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what did she do?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

dad gay. so what posted:

what did she do?

One weird TRICK that cops HATE

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mad Monk posted:

One weird TRICK that cops HATE

what was it?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

the big backup dancer lady in the rinmg on it song is the best thing beyonce has contributed

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
If you like it then you shoulda put some cuffs on it.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

dad gay. so what posted:

what did she do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrCHz1gwzTo

That song at the superbowl or something afaik. She says "negro" and thats a problem for some people.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wait what? what did she do?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
One of the dancers wore a black berrett or some stupid poo poo, I'm not exactly sure but drat if it didn't piss the cops off, it was a tribute to the black panthers or something. Who cares, as long as it pisses off cops, it's probably a good thing.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Mad Monk posted:

Who cares, as long as it pisses off cops, it's probably a good thing.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

im sure the seven middle aged white men in california who write every pop singer's music are deeply shaken by this

they're not white they're jewish, and at least half of them are gay.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what did she do now?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I'm torn. On one hand I hate Beouncy because I'm not retarded, or a 12 year old girl pretending to be a grown-up. On the other hand I agree with what she said about shooting cops or whatever. Maybe the truth is in the middle and we should shoot her and cops.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

what did she do?

she upset the applecart

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Why were a bunch of cops planning to buy Beyoncé tickets anyways? It's like drat, they don't like Beyoncé, should they go to her concert? I don't know that a tough one. :shrug:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Cops are the whiniest bitches, the unintentional hilarity (and irony) that was their tactical retreat to TFR in order to fortify their Hugbox from questions was one of the funniest things to happen in GBS

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I've met Beyonce three times in person and she's short and kinda blubbery and has princess syndrome to a degree.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I've met cops in person and they all have little man syndrome and clearly carry a huge chip on their shoulders, and the badge is there so people can no longer taunt them and kick their asses for being mushy, soft bitches.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Also, it's your duty as an American to gently caress a cop's wife.

It's not hard, either. Statistically they just need someone to treat them nice for a change.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

dad gay. so what posted:

wait what? what did she do?

I think it was being proud and confident about her ethnic heritage.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
with all those Bs in the title you could have stuck in a Butts or Butthurt somewhere :colbert:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Also, it's your duty as an American to gently caress a cop's wife.

It's not hard, either. Statistically they just need someone to treat them nice for a change.

I had a friend in university who's dad was a cop. Her mom would regularly phone her after having one of her bi weekly fights with her husband and say the most awful things to my friend- not about her husband, but really mean things about my friend: she was fat, lazy, didn't take care of herself.

She revealed all of this after her mom phoned her while a group of us were all hanging out and explained it to us after she told her mom she couldn't talk. She ended the explanation with "Haha, moms!" :allears:

It was horrifying

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

my friend: she was fat, lazy, didn't take care of herself.

This is going to be the title of a biography I am going to write about a friend I have...

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

symbolic posted:

four people helped write this song, by the way

Yeah, bitch is no Freddie Mercury. Also Queen is the best band ever along with Foo Fighters!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Any black artist who calls out the police is doing a good thing regardless of whether they profit. It's better if they use the proceeds to further their cause, of course, but at minimum more uncomfortable cops is desirable

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
code:

my friend: she was fat
   did not take care of herself; 
and she was lazy

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Gaunab posted:

Yeah, bitch is no Freddie Mercury. Also Queen is the best band ever along with Foo Fighters!
i'm not too keen on either bands

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

some cop posted:

I'll take a bullet before you do, that's for drat sure.

We've come a long way since San Bernadino.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

symbolic posted:

Beyonce is garbage anyways so they made the right decision IMHO

yeah she was born on third base but thinks shes the Diana Ross of the 21st century

if Aaliyah was still alive nobody would care about her, esp with Timbaland by her side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9zc7f0jedM

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

dad gay. so what posted:

what did she do now?

she took a v controversial stance by opining that u shouldnt murder negroes

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder why if that bitch has so much money then why can't she afford pants?

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I'm sure a bunch of dumb fat rednecks boycotting her will tank her music sales

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