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It's a good way to be chilled and sweaty and feel like you're about to die. Haven't thrown up in 10 years and broke that record about six times yesterday. Anyone else get this poo poo during the Winter?
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its summer op..... :roleyes;
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Feb 20, 2016 03:54
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I had it for Christmas one year. A lot of puking, pooping, puking and pooping at the same time, good will towards men
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Feb 20, 2016 03:59
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lonesomedwarf posted:its summer op..... :roleyes; only in wacky upside down world mate
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Feb 20, 2016 04:01
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Are you sure it isn't Zikq? You might be already dead
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Feb 20, 2016 04:03
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Norovirus is really only prevalent on cruise ships where the unwashed dregs of society indulge in force feeding themselves with poo poo-smeared hands from troughs of contaminated food. So how much poop do you eat a day op?
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Feb 20, 2016 04:29
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r u a bug bill murry??
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Feb 20, 2016 04:32
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Just a head cold here buddy. Sorry you got the plague.
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Feb 20, 2016 04:34
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Arkanomen posted:Norovirus is really only prevalent on cruise ships where the unwashed dregs of society indulge in force feeding themselves with poo poo-smeared hands from troughs of contaminated food. So how much poop do you eat a day op? I shovel poo poo into my mouth on a near-constant basis
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Feb 20, 2016 05:07
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Is this what Chipotle gives you or is that e coli? I just ate a Chipotle burrito that had some sad looking tomatoes in the pico, there was barely any red They took away their lemon and lime too near the fountain soda, wtf?? why can't you just be clean?
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Feb 20, 2016 05:10
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Keep a bucket by the toilet so you don't have to make the choice between puking or making GBS threads on the floor. Because that is a situation you are going to come face to face with, soon.
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Feb 20, 2016 05:11
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EvilJoven posted:Keep a bucket by the toilet so you don't have to make the choice between puking or making GBS threads on the floor. thanks but I already went through that part, trash basket and toilet were both violently befouled
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Feb 20, 2016 05:16
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Also you might get a bloaty stomach from all the rotten gasses in your lovely noroguts. I went through that most of the second day and it was pretty painful, almost worse than the puking/pooping your first day. Norovirus sucks. Try to eat some soup and crackers and stay hydrated and all that good stuff.
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Feb 20, 2016 05:17
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My brother had a streak going where he gave me and the rest of the immediate and extended family a norovirus 4 times in a row when he'd come back to visit everyone at Thanksgiving/Christmas/etc. pretty fuckin bad
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Feb 20, 2016 05:30
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Fabricated posted:My brother had a streak going where he gave me and the rest of the immediate and extended family a norovirus 4 times in a row when he'd come back to visit everyone at Thanksgiving/Christmas/etc. tell him to wash his hands
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Feb 20, 2016 05:33
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Fabricated posted:My brother had a streak going where he gave me and the rest of the immediate and extended family a norovirus 4 times in a row when he'd come back to visit everyone at Thanksgiving/Christmas/etc. Nice, my brother gave it to me as well. High five for filthy brothers
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Feb 20, 2016 05:35
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You probably deserve it
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Feb 20, 2016 05:41
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Parallax Scroll posted:tell him to wash his hands it was him every time too; he got sick first
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Feb 20, 2016 05:45
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Fabricated posted:My brother had a streak going where he gave me and the rest of the immediate and extended family a norovirus 4 times in a row when he'd come back to visit everyone at Thanksgiving/Christmas/etc. haha were there enough bathrooms? I was napping on the bathroom floor the worst day of it, can't imagine having to fight for a toilet with your extended family.
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Feb 20, 2016 05:45
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:haha were there enough bathrooms? I was napping on the bathroom floor the worst day of it, can't imagine having to fight for a toilet with your extended family. Since my brother was visiting with his wife each of those times and stayed at my parents' place and they said they've never been gladder to have 2.5 bathrooms
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Feb 20, 2016 05:49
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I've never caught this filthy person disease. Sounds terrible.
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Feb 20, 2016 05:57
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Looks like the OP caught the ignorovirus because I didn't read any of his posts
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Feb 20, 2016 07:39
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i'ma just lay in the bathtub here and let everything go; please come in periodically and spray me down (warm water only please) and maybe put on a different audiobook because i'm enjoying danielle steele right now but I can see it wearing thin 5 or 6 hours in
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Feb 20, 2016 08:34
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I seem to have some sort of general immunity to this, as well as other common bugs. I think I might've had a case or two when I was a child, but never as an adult. Since I quit smoking cigarettes I've barely been sick at all, barring a nasty case of the flu a couple years ago (think it was H1N1). Sorry about your scrub-tier immune system, I guess.
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Feb 20, 2016 08:58
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typical millennial
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Feb 20, 2016 09:38
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I've found that it tends to blow a lot more than it sucks, OP.
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Feb 20, 2016 09:46
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*rubs wedge of aloe vera over crumbling scalp*
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Feb 20, 2016 09:49
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But at the very end, you will have the most amazing gas. Super voluminous and lengthy farts. Trust me, you will actually make yourself giggle from your farts. You loved ones, roommates and pets might not be amused, but you sure will be.
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