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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

did she consider working somewhere else with a reasonable cost of living until she could find a job directly in the media department or whatever

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
hate your minimum wage job? have you considered making more money? :smug:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'm tired of these lazy minimum wage workers complaining. They should go to school so they can make something of themselves. . Oh...

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

hmmm....,how about....socialism?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Moltke posted:

hate your minimum wage job? have you considered making more money? :smug:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you should be proud of the work you put into the doobie wiki drilldo :)

I've never done anything to help a wiki, how dare you.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
The majority should not be living the hellish life of a pauper if we have the resources for a few to live better than actual Kings and Queens could have imagined

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

you can probably build up a heck of a portfolio of Safe Corporate Tweets from a hovel in Reform, AL

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

you can probably build up a heck of a portfolio of Safe Corporate Tweets from a hovel in Reform, AL

And get hired by no one because you live a thousand miles away in fuckin Alabama.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

SHISHKABOB posted:

And get hired by no one because you live a thousand miles away in fuckin Alabama.

Seems unfair to me, I'm pretty sure corporate tweeting is a perfect fit for remote work

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i think she should be given the tweet writing job shes entitled to

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Commie NedFlanders posted:

hmmm....,how about....socialism?
:yeah:

That said while modern income disparity is very hosed up, lol if this isn't the most SF, techie filth story imaginable. The only piece missing is a "disruptive" startup thrown in somewhere.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
She should apply for social media job in utah, all the MLMs are hiring those positions like crazy. They make make 30k to 50k

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Edgar posted:

Why would someone get a degree in english literature? Is it because its easy?

fear of math

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Aralan posted:

Oh no, a whole year in customer service before I get my shot at the witty Twitter department? How will I afford my rent

Who the gently caress rents their own apartment when starting out in a new city? $1200 is pretty normal for a studio in most places, but reasonable people find room shares or rent spare rooms

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





did she consider looking for another job and/or finding a cheaper place to live? I did a google search for apartments 40 miles from san francisco and found some that were right around $1000 a month which is a lot but still less than the $1245 she says she's paying.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Cowman posted:

did she consider looking for another job and/or finding a cheaper place to live? I did a google search for apartments 40 miles from san francisco and found some that were right around $1000 a month which is a lot but still less than the $1245 she says she's paying.

She needs access to public transit.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

quote:

I left college, having majored in English literature, with a dream to work in media. It was either that or go to law school. Or become a teacher. But I didn’t want to become a cliche or drown in student loans, see. I also desperately needed to leave where I was living — I could get into the details of why, but to sum up: I wanted to die every single day of my life and it took me several years to realize it was because of the environment I was in.

I put a bunch of debt on a shiny new credit card to afford the move.

A whole year answering calls and talking to customers just for the hope that someday I’d be able to make memes and twitter jokes about food. If you follow me on twitter, which you don’t, you’d know that these are things I already do.

ecause 80 percent of my income goes to paying my rent. Isn’t that ironic? Your employee for your food delivery app that you spent $300 million to buy can’t afford to buy food. That’s gotta be a little ironic, right?

Let’s talk about those benefits, though. They’re great. I’ve got vision, dental, the normal health insurance stuff — and as far as I can tell, I don’t have to pay for any of it! Except the copays. $20 to see a doctor or get an eye exam or see a therapist or get medication. Twenty bucks each is pretty neat, if spending twenty dollars didn’t determine whether or not you could afford to get to work the next week.

But Marcus at CVS has six dollars in his wallet, and I’m picking up coins on the street trying to figure out how I’ll be able to pay him back.

And here are the "witty" suggestions she made to the CEO

quote:

Maybe instead, you can help set up something to allow Eat24/Yelp employees to get food from local food banks and soup kitchens?

The ideal percent is 30%. As I said, I spend 80%. What do you spend 80% of your income on? I hear your net worth is somewhere between $111 million and $222 million. That’s a whole lotta rice.

According to this website, you’ve got a pretty nice house in the east bay. Have you ever been stranded inside a CVS because you can’t afford to get to work? How much do you pay your gardeners to keep that lawn and lovely backyard looking so neat?

I pick up every penny I see, which I think explains why sharing these thoughts is worth my time, even if it’s not worth yours.

quote:

UPDATE: As of 5:43pm PST, I have been officially let go from the company. This was entirely unplanned (but I guess not completely unexpected?) but any help until I find new employment would be extremely appreciated. My PayPal is paypal.me/taliajane, my Venmo is @taliajane Square Cash is cash.me/$TaliaJane. Thank you so much for helping my story be heard.

In short a lovely person takes a lovely job, bemoans that the company won't simply accept her massive volume of tweets as a resume for the media job, passive-aggressively bitches about everything, then directly insults the CEO, e-stalks him, and implies he doesn't deserve his wealth.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Wait, she's complaining about 20 dollar co-pays for full medical and dental? Jesus Christ.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
He definitely doesn't deserve his wealth

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I read that whole letter and I think this is my welcome to the Republican party moment. Also your rent being 30% of your net income isn't "ideal", it's supposed to be an upper limit if you aren't a dummy

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Bruce Kison posted:

Wait, she's complaining about 20 dollar co-pays for full medical and dental? Jesus Christ.

She's complaining about cheap copays on insurance that doesn't even cost her anything out of her paycheck, I don't think I've ever had a job that just gives me insurance without slicing out part of my pay

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Everyone in this story looks incompetent as poo poo. Nuke San Francisco. Kill all techies, etc.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Aralan posted:

I read that whole letter and I think this is my welcome to the Republican party moment. Also your rent being 30% of your net income isn't "ideal", it's supposed to be an upper limit if you aren't a dummy


That's cool with an average rent cost of roughly 1000 dollars in the U.S. that's actually effectively 100% of your budget at 40 hours a week on an 8 dollar minimum wage after taxes no matter where you are living.

Shaquin fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Feb 20, 2016

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by LadyAmbien
Isn't California going to slide into the ocean soon?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Please use this as an opportunity to tell me how three fully grown humans should cram into a studio apartment.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Shaquin posted:

That's cool with an average rent cost of roughly 1000 dollars that's actually 100% of your budget at 40 hours a week on an 8 dollar minimum wage after taxes no matter where you are living.

You can live with roommates, and in fact in many places you can find multi bedroom apartments where the rent may be over 1000 but splits to reasonable levels with multiple people. I'm sure it's hard/impossible to do that in the San Francisco area, but perhaps you shouldn't move across the country to work a minimum wage job there in that case

Moltke
May 13, 2009
it only took goons 3 pages to come up with the perfect bootstrapping plan for this girl. how many pages do you think it would take to help the other 4 billion people living in poverty make good decisions so they arent poor anymore? math goons help me out, lib arts here

Moltke fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Feb 20, 2016

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Shaquin posted:

Please use this as an opportunity to tell me how three fully grown humans should cram into a studio apartment.

Hmm how about we use this as an opportunity to pour enough lube into the San Andreas fault to rid the world of this weird, lovely perpetually on fire polluted and dehydrated state once and for all

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
on one hand, i feel bad about th eminimum wage situation in general. on the other, this idiot bought into it, in america's worst and most expensive bubble.

here's where she shows, for instance, how ignorant she is of this entire system

quote:

Do you know how many cash coupons I used to give out before I was properly trained? In one month, I gave out over $600 to customers for a variety of issues. Now, since getting more training, I’ve given out about $15 in the past three months because I’ve been able to de-escalate messed up situations using just my customer service skills. Do you think that’s coincidence? Or is the goal to have these free bleeders who throw money at angry customers to calm them down set the standard for the whole company? Do you think there’s any point in training a customer service agent to learn and employ customer service skills?

they save a lot more than $600 making GBS threads in your mouth

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Moltke posted:

it only took goons 3 pages to come up with the perfect bootstrapping plan for this girl. how many pages do you think it would take to help the other 4 billion people living in poverty make good decisions so they arent poor anymore? math goons help me out, lib arts here

Is "don't move across the country to San Francisco to work a minimum wage job" really an outlandish plan, because I'm pretty sure she could've panhandled at her local interstate exit while she worked on her Twitter portfolio and done better

Moltke
May 13, 2009

Aralan posted:

Is "don't move across the country to San Francisco to work a minimum wage job" really an outlandish plan, because I'm pretty sure she could've panhandled at her local interstate exit while she worked on her Twitter portfolio and done better

you're acting like these minimum wage jobs would just disappear if she didnt take one

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
She's probably going to get a surge of pity donations for a short time. She really should probably use the money to move to a less expensive city, find something steady to tide her over for a while, then start working towards a media career tweeting or whatever it is she wants to do.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
There aren't a lot of jobs anywhere in the loving country!! Holy poo poo would it amaze you to learn that by sheer coincidence the cheaper places to live are where work is hardest to find!!!!?????? OMG you can rent a whole loving house in the middle of dipfuck county!!! Sure you'll pay the difference in misery and money commuting 120 miles a day to get to work but the system works see!!!!

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


So she makes $733.24 bi-weekly and $1245 a month is for rent.

Thats 221.48 left.

She pays $11.30 a day for transit, assuming she works 5 days a week thats $226 a month for transit.

So shes already at -$4.52 before even counting FOOD and any other sort of bill.

How the gently caress do you even consider that a smart move

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ya but there's a way to split the difference btw "move to bumfuck where cost of living is bottomed out but there are no jobs and everything is depressed" and "move to san francisco, the worst bubble in the USA, for a minimum wage job you know in advance is below living wage"

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
There are no cities with businesses besides SF/NYC obviously. Pittsburgh, Atlanta? Not cool enough.

quote:

Maybe instead, you can help set up something to allow Eat24/Yelp employees to get food from local food banks and soup kitchens?

The ideal percent is 30%. As I said, I spend 80%. What do you spend 80% of your income on? I hear your net worth is somewhere between $111 million and $222 million. That’s a whole lotta rice.

According to this website, you’ve got a pretty nice house in the east bay. Have you ever been stranded inside a CVS because you can’t afford to get to work? How much do you pay your gardeners to keep that lawn and lovely backyard looking so neat?

I pick up every penny I see, which I think explains why sharing these thoughts is worth my time, even if it’s not worth yours.

AHAAHAHA she's thinks getting sacked after she wrote this is bad? I want her to join the army and write this letter to Sarge. Fuckin' :lol:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Indeed in the era of the collapsing middle class it's totally possible to still be middle class guys you just have to orchestrate every decision in your life inhumanly flawlessly from conception to collegiate graduation

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
imo she should move to Detroit and room with Centripedal Horse

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by LadyAmbien
She should move to Baltimore and shoot heroin

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