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Feb 24, 2016 15:40
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The Taint Reaper posted:
They had to show off the limited edition gold cartridge.
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Feb 24, 2016 15:43
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I don't think the sorcerer dude ever rips off his shirt like a professional wrestler but otherwise that's pretty accurate.
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Feb 24, 2016 16:14
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Second-best thing about the game, honestly. First-best being that Tim Follin music, obviously.
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Feb 24, 2016 17:49
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Shoehead posted:This is actually more accurate than most early Megaman boxart. Also Quantum Fighter is hard as balls It's in the same vein as the Ninja Gaiden games, but I always felt the difficulty was in that sweet spot where it's tough but not ridiculous. Awesome game too.
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Feb 24, 2016 18:18
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I have no idea if that snake stick ever comes up in that game, I died by itching myself to death by wearing a ring they gave me.
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Feb 24, 2016 20:16
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This one's always a good one, the cover to lost Eden and the more recent re-release  The Cover has the following: a paper standee of the main bad guy Two dinosaur toys a bunch of metaphorical poo poo like a dead bird skeleton, a golden dragon and mechanical gears and sprockets(none of this is in the game) and a garden of really weird rear end flowers and giant bugs that are also not present in the game some black guy playing the drums(the black guy is not present but drum playing does happen later on in the game) Now the game had a much better alternative cover that gave a better idea what the game was about. But it again did not feature the best part about the game that was entirely about fighting the big bad with a team of Dinosaurs. The other non-dinosaur characters look like this  and this  They put all that poo poo on the cover and leave out the far superior character designs. The entire party consists of Main Character, Dinosaurs, Porn Stars, and Aliens. And it's a crime that this is still not available on GOG.com. Stephen Picq did the music to this and it's balls out amazing just like his dune soundtrack. The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Feb 24, 2016 |
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Feb 24, 2016 20:32
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 Oh hello, Dante. I didn't see you there.
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Feb 25, 2016 01:17
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SMT has ridiculously good art and I'm glad that Demi-Fiend is shoving him away.
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Feb 25, 2016 04:27
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Vernatio posted:
Dante is very much the Wolverine to Capcom's Marvel Comics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ru-IT11Fl0
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Feb 25, 2016 04:44
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Sleeveless posted:Dante is very much the Wolverine to Capcom's Marvel Comics. SMT3 isn't even a Capcom game. This was a cross-promotion exchange thing. Dante in SMT3, and Kaneko does the devil trigger designs for DMC3. 
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Feb 25, 2016 05:23
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Going back to the get rid of the anime train of the early 90's how about ranma 1/2 Here's the Japanese cover  And here's the US one 
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Feb 25, 2016 06:26
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Your half-truth is not as important as the fact that the Street Combat cover is hilariously bad. Blonde robot cop can stop anything with his mullet and giant energy beam exploding from the ground. And for more content, I present an actually decent representation of a game brought to the west. It's a really fun silly game that I'm still kind of amazed got a localization and the cover is that kind of mix of awesome and colorful and kind of horrifying that I really like:  Don't stare too long at the floating head on the left or his gaze will pierce your soul. bloodychill fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Feb 25, 2016 |
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Feb 25, 2016 07:04
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It's accurate too because all that stuff is in the game.
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Feb 25, 2016 07:08
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 if it didn't have the associated logos and stuff, just the bare image, I'd suspect it was the first in a series of increasingly explicit brokebrain weirdo Poser artist fetish pics
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Feb 25, 2016 07:20
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Otisburg posted:
Phoenix Games is a somewhat legendary British budget game publishing studio, it may very well have been Poser because they're just that cheap.   
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Feb 25, 2016 07:29
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Feb 25, 2016 07:34
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White Van Racer is making me laugh way too damned hard.
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Feb 25, 2016 07:47
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bloodychill posted:White Van Racer is making me laugh way too damned hard.
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Feb 25, 2016 07:55
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FilthyImp posted:They couldn't get the rights to the name "Pedophile Racing Exxtreme" apparently Should've gone with "Windowless Van Grand Prix"
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Feb 25, 2016 08:12
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FilthyImp posted:They couldn't get the rights to the name "Pedophile Racing Exxtreme" apparently ...I think white vans must have a different connotation in the US, here they're just what builders and other similar job having people drive around in, they're fairly ubiquitous.
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Feb 25, 2016 08:28
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bloodychill posted:Should've gone with "Windowless Van Prix" FTFY
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Feb 25, 2016 08:30
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Otisburg posted:
This was in the OP and the one in the OP seems to be an alternate cover.
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Feb 25, 2016 08:34
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Sakurazuka posted:...I think white vans must have a different connotation in the US, here they're just what builders and other similar job having people drive around in, they're fairly ubiquitous. That's just what those job havers want you to think. They're actually MI5 surveillance vans. Though yeah, it's usually black windowless vans that have the pedo connotation. "Probable cause on wheels" as it were. 
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Feb 25, 2016 08:39
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The Taint Reaper posted:This was in the OP and the one in the OP seems to be an alternate cover. maybe it's the special edition ex plus alpha version.
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Feb 25, 2016 08:44
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 quote:The beautiful Rapunzel is about to give birth to first child and is very happy.Unfortunately a throat infection puts life threatening, they and the child.The infection is so big that Rapunzel breathing difficulty and needs emergency surgery neck.If you like to be a surgeon,you have the opportunity to show the world that you have the skills required. Have a good surgery!
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Feb 25, 2016 09:00
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So this is what it's come to, games created by a random word generator.
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Feb 25, 2016 09:06
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The Taint Reaper posted:So this is what it's come to, games created by a random word generator. And with strange aeons even Taint Reaper may be taint reaperd.
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Feb 25, 2016 09:43
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Oh you want to open that can of worms http://www.miniongames.net/play/Pregnant_Minion_Girl.html  Burn the Earth
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Feb 25, 2016 10:25
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Those "Disney Princess Surgery" Cell-phone games look loving awful and I just want to continue believing they don't exist. 
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Feb 25, 2016 10:54
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That Mystical Ninja box art owns
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Feb 25, 2016 13:39
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 Julie always finds a way 
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Feb 25, 2016 13:51
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Back at it again...
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Feb 25, 2016 14:40
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quote:Now it's your turn to be the infamous White Van Man instead of just being an innocent road user on the receiving end of their crazy driving! White Van Racer puts you in the driving seat for some seriously madcap racing, road-hogging, pushing and shoving through rolling countryside, country lanes and mountain roads. Not all of those vans are white this is bullshit.
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Feb 25, 2016 14:43
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Haruharuharuko posted:Going back to the get rid of the anime train of the early 90's how about ranma 1/2 Both those covers are bad.
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Feb 25, 2016 14:53
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The Devil Tesla posted:Not all of those vans are white this is bullshit. white van privlege
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Feb 25, 2016 17:41
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the SJW meme
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Sleeveless posted:Phoenix Games is a somewhat legendary British budget game publishing studio, it may very well have been Poser because they're just that cheap. Oh my god, did Phoenix Games morph into Data Design Interactive (the folks that brought us Ninjabread Man and Action Girlz Racing)? I had suspected for a while but that second picture confirms it.
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