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mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
sometimes, no words are necessary

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Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets


Session 4 - The Party.

You guys have social skills, right?

Part 1 - Was that a mugging?
Part 2 - Party Time!
Part 3 - Social Fallout.
Part 4 - Duelling Etiquette.
Part 5 - Good King Wenzeslaus.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Grey Hunter posted:

You guys have social skills, right?

Some of us do! Like, three of us! Unfortunately I take a penalty for social stuff! :v:

Ygmir
Jan 27, 2012

Grey Hunter posted:

You guys have social skills, right?

I have 71 Fel, I don't need Social Skills.

killroy225
May 28, 2015

apostateCourier posted:

We're mid-session right now!

Another question for you guys, what rules from Only War are you using, I'm going to try to run a campaign of my own Soon (TM) and this one is running a lot better than the last rogue trader game Grey GM'd...

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

killroy225 posted:

Another question for you guys, what rules from Only War are you using, I'm going to try to run a campaign of my own Soon (TM) and this one is running a lot better than the last rogue trader game Grey GM'd...

Specifically from Only War, we've got the Righteous Fury rules (RF gives a 1d5 crit instead of extra damage), Fire Mode rules (SS/SA/FA are +10/+0/-10 instead of +0/+10/+20), and Basic skill penalties (-20 instead of half the characteristic).

We also stole the vehicles and their rules, because the RT vehicle rules suuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

So sad that I missed this.
Morkstofleez would've had a great time at a drinking party.

I need to roll an aquisition roll for a shipwide supply of Stikkbombs.

Or Bomb Squigs.

Gorkstofleez would've worn a suit of 40 of them to dinner.

he would not have finished the dinner with near that.

Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 21, 2016

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Sep 6, 2006

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Bringing a Tau to a fancy party is already kind of pushing it; I'm pretty sure an Ork would have been a bit much even for the rest of the party, let alone everyone at the, well, party.

I still can't decide if I find Remi to be endearing or utterly terrifying.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

YeOldeButchere posted:

Bringing a Tau to a fancy party is already kind of pushing it; I'm pretty sure an Ork would have been a bit much even for the rest of the party, let alone everyone at the, well, party.

I still can't decide if I find Remi to be endearing or utterly terrifying.

Utterly end-errifying.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

YeOldeButchere posted:

Bringing a Tau to a fancy party is already kind of pushing it; I'm pretty sure an Ork would have been a bit much even for the rest of the party, let alone everyone at the, well, party.

I still can't decide if I find Remi to be endearing or utterly terrifying.

3 Orks, and a Gretchin.

Because it requires an intimidate check to send my Orks away. And someone has to give away all of the presents (by which I mean Stikk bombs.)

I may also have 'needed' to have rolled a bunch of attempts to manifest the power of the Waaaagh to get immunity to fatigue through a sustained power.

Ahh, regrets

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
Remi is a horrible monster who shouldn't exist with awful habits and no one should like him.

That said, he does mean well and he does genuinely like you. I mean you, specifically. Think of him like Long John Silver, except replace one-legged with "is a frog".

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Veloxyll posted:

3 Orks, and a Gretchin.

Because it requires an intimidate check to send my Orks away. And someone has to give away all of the presents (by which I mean Stikk bombs.)

I may also have 'needed' to have rolled a bunch of attempts to manifest the power of the Waaaagh to get immunity to fatigue through a sustained power.

Ahh, regrets

Look on the bright side, at least Wizbanga's not poisoned.

...can orks even get poisoned? I feel like that shouldn't be possible. In fact, I'd expect an ork to be just fine after having their entire blood replaced with prometheum provided they're 'ard enuff.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

YeOldeButchere posted:

Look on the bright side, at least Wizbanga's not poisoned.

...can orks even get poisoned? I feel like that shouldn't be possible. In fact, I'd expect an ork to be just fine after having their entire blood replaced with prometheum provided they're 'ard enuff.
And they'd call him Firebludd.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Please stop giving the players MORE crazy ideas. We have enough crazy in the party already!

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

YeOldeButchere posted:

Look on the bright side, at least Wizbanga's not poisoned.

...can orks even get poisoned? I feel like that shouldn't be possible. In fact, I'd expect an ork to be just fine after having their entire blood replaced with prometheum provided they're 'ard enuff.

While drugs don't affect Orks the same as 'umies, Orks can still be poisoned. But since I woz oldin da shuttle, I missed out.

So when everyone dies of poison, I's got meself a Krooza all ready ta go.

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Even better if a series of unlikely but ultimately hilarious events leads to Wenzeslaus passing the trade warrant on to you. The thing is probably signed by the Emperor or something, so no one in the Imperium really has the authority to take it away and welp, that ork is now a bona fide Rog' Trada' what can ya do?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

When you think about it, Rogue Traders are incredibly destructive and irresponsible individuals driven mostly by a desire for shiney objects and things to beat up anyway.

Orks could do it just fine.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.
You know what's fun?

Burning all your fate points on one loving warp jump and then still ending up nowhere near where you were trying to go.

The_Final_Stand
Nov 2, 2013

So cute and cuddly
Burning or Spending? Because the former implies that you got (almost) killed several times in rapid succession.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

The_Final_Stand posted:

Burning or Spending? Because the former implies that you got (almost) killed several times in rapid succession.

The latter. I'm good at this, I swear.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

It's not like you did that three times.

And still missed.

And rolled slow on travel times too.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets


Session 5 - Lets go to Disneyworld!

Part 1 - Selling the tour.
Part 2 - Warp Detour
Part 3 - Lets try that again!
Part 4 - Hunting.
Part 5 - Take it down!

Lets all go to a Deathworld!

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

It's a ded ard world.

Of couse it's only now I think hmm, should I have used common lore (Ork) to see if I knew anything about the Rok.
Eh, I'm sure it's not important. It's not like it's going to be full of Genestealers or anything.

And then I would've missed out on a right proppa scrap with dat beastie.

Anyhow, spent some XP!

Common Lore (Koronos Aspanse) - 200

Melee Weapon (Universal) (500)
Rank 2!

Carouse - 100
Warpath - 200
Smash da Gitz - 200

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.
poo poo happened.


That is all.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


:negative:

Ygmir
Jan 27, 2012

:getin:

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets


Session 6 - These loving Dice.

Part 1 - Sharkdogs!
Part 2 - Not as cute as previously thought!
Part 3 - Capes for all!
Part 4 - These loving Dice.
Part 5 - A well deserved rest.

Atomikus
Jun 4, 2010

Muncie? Muncie! MUNCIE!

The capture area seems to have been a bit too big this time around.

"I'm Cortana. Ask me anything."

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Yeah, this module won't let me grab the program all the time, so I have to grab the whole screen, with FG pinned to the front.

Cortana is Heresy....

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Any idea what those capes will actually do for us, other than look cool, Grey?

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

apostateCourier posted:

Any idea what those capes will actually do for us, other than look cool, Grey?

Mark you out as member of a pirate band?

mdct
Sep 2, 2011

Tingle tingle kooloo limpah.
These are my magic words.

Don't steal them.
a passion for fashion

mdct fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Apr 3, 2016

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I'm imagining Remy refusing to take those off ever, trying to do medicae with them on, and just being confused as to why he keeps losing patients.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

I have heard tales of this session. Amazing tales. lets see what madness is involved.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets


Session 7 - Trades and Acquisitions

Part 1 - What can we steal?
Part 2 - Ours now.
Part 3 - To Footfall!
Part 4 - Hostage Negotiations.
Part 5 - New Contract

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The Unyielding Sword of the God Emperor Casino&Resort isn't exactly what I expected to see when this started.

ArbitraryTA
May 3, 2011

YeOldeButchere posted:

The Unyielding Sword of the God Emperor Casino&Resort isn't exactly what I expected to see when this started.

Oh don't worry, the real resort will be that transport ship we obtained.

At least until we can enact plan Party Barge.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I was sold the moment I heard Saint's Row In Space.

Ygmir
Jan 27, 2012

Really, the best part is my complete inability to remember my own name. This will likely carry over to the ships we capture.

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Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.
I'd just like to say that I love the fact that this crew's idea of post-death world therapy is spending a week on a pleasure world getting absolutely loving pissed, then going back to the ship, ramming the nearest other ship with intent to board, and then ransoming the other ship's Navigators.

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