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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

If ____________ wins the nomination, the VP chosen will be ______________.


With sHillary being shoved down the DNC throat, would Bernie get the VP nod? If not, who? Uncle Joe?


I don't see any of those running in the GOP race accepting an invite from Trump to run as VP.

Trump/Satan?

Cruz/Kasich?
Cruz/Rubio?
Rubio/Cruz?

I like Kasich as a VP.


Look at both parties. These are the cream of the crop.
We are doomed.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

peyton manning

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Ivanke you dummy

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
I hope Bern or Hillary convinces Elizabeth Warren to be VP.


Other than that I don't give a poo poo.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

crabcakes66 posted:

I hope Bern or Hillary convinces Elizabeth Warren to be VP.


Other than that I don't give a poo poo.

If she didn't want to be president, why would she settle for VP?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Cartouche posted:

If she didn't want to be president, why would she settle for VP?

Maybe she did want to be president but knew she wouldn't be elected. So she settles for VP and waits until she gets to replace Bernie or Hillary when they die because they are both like 80 years old.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Bernie/Warren

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Maybe she did want to be president but knew she wouldn't be elected. So she settles for VP and waits until she gets to replace Bernie or Hillary when they die because they are both like 80 years old.

Name 2 Vice Presidents that became president? (quick google says it does happen occasionally)

VP is where presidential hopefuls go to die sir.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Also it's going to be Trump/Palin, why do you think she started sucking his dick a couple months back?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm just wondering what kind of shithead you people will stomach after bush destroyed the country and Obama spent 2 terms doing legal posturing for all the atrocities and crimes against humanity they committed. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO BE I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE AMERICA! :cripes:

Which one of these severely mentally handicapped sadists has the most believable smile? Most of them can't even do it naturally anymore.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Feb 21, 2016

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

which warren are we talking about, elizabethh or sapp

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Macasaurus posted:

which warren are we talking about, elizabethh or sapp

Buffett

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Hillary Clinton / Julián Castro

Trump / Rubio ??? (longshot, but I think Trump is smarter than to try Palin and Rubio would bring the GOP onboard).

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Sanders/Snowden :iamafag:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think Ted Cruz is the only guy who has had enough work done to not look like he has the perma-scowl from having his pinael gland removed. Bad news is he looks like an animatronic olive loaf.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Feb 21, 2016

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Trump will pick his daughter because if he wasn't her father he'd be loving her and he likes to commission totally not creepy photos of her sitting on his lap and caressing his fat orange head and looking lovingly into his beedy little porcine eyes.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Mods, please change my userid to animatronic olive loaf.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Trump would pick Martin Shkreli

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Hahaha bernie yeah right Hillary is gonna get a spineless "ethnic" muff warmer

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Cruz/Ayotte (more of an intellectual, still hawkish on guns and wealth, though; also a chick)

Clinton/Blumenthal (eliminated veteran homelessness, a great stick to beat Republicans with, and Apparently Cares About Student Debt, meaning you get some Sanders fan nods)

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Rubio/Cheney

Eggsucker
May 27, 2005
Trump with Benito Mussolini would be excellent

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
aaron burr

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Wendigee posted:

Name 2 Vice Presidents that became president? (quick google says it does happen occasionally)

VP is where presidential hopefuls go to die sir.

nixon and bush off the top of my head

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
clinton or sanders could pick jerry brown

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Kasich looks like he prob smells like stinky feet if u were to meet him irl don't like the man same way i dont like Cruz's jerk-off baggy old dog turd face



jfc why do u look like that??



fuckin weirdo

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Feb 21, 2016

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Tom Brady

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
your god drat mom

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Wendigee posted:

Name 2 Vice Presidents that became president? (quick google says it does happen occasionally)

VP is where presidential hopefuls go to die sir.
John Tyler, Andrew Johnson, Chester A. Arthur, Calvin Coolidge, Harry S. Truman, Lyndon B. Johnson, Gerald Ford

and that's just the vice presidents who became president after the president died (or, in Ford's case, resigned)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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Wendigee posted:

Name 2 Vice Presidents that became president? (quick google says it does happen occasionally)

VP is where presidential hopefuls go to die sir.

Seems you have better odds than being in any other gov position?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Biden for permavp!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hitler/hitler!!!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Trump gonna pick palin. Hildawg gonna pick Debbie wasserman Schultz

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Trump is going to pick Vince McMahon as his running mate

if the race is really close I think Hillary could very well pick Sanders, if its not so close then she'll probably get someone boring like that florida guy. If Sanders wins I have no idea

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Flavahbeast posted:

Trump is going to pick Vince McMahon as his running mate

if the race is really close I think Hillary could very well pick Sanders, if its not so close then she'll probably get someone boring like that florida guy. If Sanders wins I have no idea

if sanders wins i hope he picks congresman schickelgrubre

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I want to be Trump's VP but I think you have to be 35+ for that.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I could live with a rubio/kasich

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

Un-l337-Pork posted:

Hillary Clinton / Julián Castro

Trump / Rubio ??? (longshot, but I think Trump is smarter than to try Palin and Rubio would bring the GOP onboard).

Whether it's stupid depends on Trump's real intentions. Did he run as a publicity stunt? Is he still in it for that reason? If so Palin is the perfect running mate / reality show costar.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Whether it's stupid depends on Trump's real intentions. Did he run as a publicity stunt? Is he still in it for that reason? If so Palin is the perfect running mate / reality show costar.

If he did it as a publicity stunt its no longer one.
Hes going full in.

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Mattis

I want the Warrior Monk as VP.

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