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Is it just my dad or do dads grunt when getting up from things. what do yuou guys know about dad grunts when getting up. Do your dads grunt when getting out of sofas.. Please help me i sometimes grunt when i rise from a low position and it feels hosed up and weird like im a dad, but i'm really not a dad! What the heck right Please post info. Thank you 
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AEMINAL posted:Is it just my dad or do dads grunt when getting up from things. when you're a dad everything you have to do on your hind legs is a pain in the rear end of course we grunt
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Feb 22, 2016 02:11
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serious post: fat + bad knees
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Feb 22, 2016 02:12
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there cumming
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Feb 22, 2016 02:12
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Dad sounds.
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Feb 22, 2016 02:12
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when did you begin grunting. im 26 and i recently figured out whcih knee of mine is the bad one. only small grunts so far and minor knee issues... can still run if i warm up
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Feb 22, 2016 02:13
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sometimes you gotta grunt when you lift a heavy thing at the gym. then later, you become the heavy thing.
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Feb 22, 2016 02:14
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AEMINAL posted:when did you begin grunting. im 26 and i recently figured out whcih knee of mine is the bad one. only small grunts so far and minor knee issues... can still run if i warm up around 32 things start falling apart a lot quicker around then. your bad knee will reveal itself in time - it might not be the one you think!
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Feb 22, 2016 02:15
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:around 32 loving hell. Is there anything I can do to delay the cartilage own zone from happening in my lovely joints..??
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Feb 22, 2016 02:16
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AEMINAL posted:loving hell. Is there anything I can do to delay the cartilage own zone from happening in my lovely joints..?? i hear lifting weights helps but when you're a dad you can't be bothered just go with it
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Feb 22, 2016 02:18
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i hear lifting weights helps but when you're a dad you can't be bothered fuuuuuck!!!
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Feb 22, 2016 02:19
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Hell Yeah posted:serious post: fat + bad knees also, bad back
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Feb 22, 2016 02:20
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It's just so you know they still alive You ever get home and there's no grunting, best check on dad
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Feb 22, 2016 02:20
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check me out,im a homo!!! i get up from a chair, its whisperquiet. im childless. check me out bois ;p hello
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Feb 22, 2016 02:22
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Parents grunt out of chairs when their children are failures.
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Feb 22, 2016 02:24
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Thinking about putting together a list of dad noises: - Grunt when getting up - Surprised gasp when grease from frying pan spatters on bare gut - Newspaper shuffle when I talk about my manga collection
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Feb 22, 2016 02:27
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speaking as a homo, when im rising from a chair, my droopy anus has been known to make the sound of a man with big hands spanking a puddle
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Feb 22, 2016 02:27
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Schlonged Again posted:Thinking about putting together a list of dad noises: Dad sigh when wife asks dad to do thing when watching storage wars
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Feb 22, 2016 02:28
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Reach 25 and ull start making those noises too
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Feb 22, 2016 02:29
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Schlonged Again posted:Thinking about putting together a list of dad noises: Aunghghgh noise when coming inside mom sad sobbing in the bathroom when showering, thinking about the sad failure of a son they have
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Feb 22, 2016 02:29
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He is exerting energy to overcome inertia, ya feather-light dingus
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Feb 22, 2016 02:35
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Its like a kiai but toned down to the intensity appropriate for lounging. Its addicting even before you get too dadly.
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Feb 22, 2016 02:44
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hes prostate is feeling pleasure when his muscles activate to stand up
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Feb 22, 2016 02:48
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They grunt because the sudden exertion + change in position (meaning your CVD has to work harder to return blood to your heart) means you need compensation to maintain continuous end expiratory positive airway pressure. Basically it's a compensation to keep the work of breathing going at a constant pressure It just means the dad in this case is out of shape or had some CVD or respiratory pathology
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Feb 22, 2016 02:51
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Just think OP - your dad grunted when he came in your mom and made you Uuuunnngh uuuuuuhhh
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Feb 22, 2016 02:55
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Shoes on walks like a human, shoes off shuffles around making swhhh swhhhh swhhhh noises
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Feb 22, 2016 03:00
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i  grunting
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Feb 22, 2016 03:04
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Don Tacorleone posted:Aunghghgh noise when coming inside mom oh now I get it
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Feb 22, 2016 03:12
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because nature is done with them and now they are just lingering on this gay earth
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Feb 22, 2016 03:20
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you'll understand when youre older....
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Feb 22, 2016 03:25
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Nooner posted:you'll understand when youre older.... this post is funnier if you know that AMINEL and I have the exact same birthday and birth year 
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Feb 22, 2016 03:26
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cover up dad farts
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Feb 22, 2016 03:34
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:sometimes you gotta grunt when you lift a heavy thing at the gym. then later, you become the heavy thing. this is correct.
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Feb 22, 2016 03:35
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Because their getting up to do something their millenial live at home fedora laden son won't.
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Feb 22, 2016 03:35
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Hell Yeah posted:serious post: fat + bad knees
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Feb 22, 2016 03:46
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The grunt is the part of the cooling system for the rock hard erection the dad uses to bang the mom. Air exchangers, this poo poo isn't rocket science.
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Feb 22, 2016 03:50
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social vegan posted:cover up dad farts get on irc. me and hell yeah got ops and the tran-tard has fled lmao
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Feb 22, 2016 03:53
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It's part of being a dad, OP. Dad Noises
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Feb 22, 2016 09:44
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It's part of the act. https://youtu.be/LJ5BvzCdbRE
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Feb 22, 2016 09:48
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My frienda one day yiunger than me and i told him im his father cause i hosed his mum that day
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