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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



and mario is in space but instea do potatoes he pulls turnips out of the ground like in mario???

played by matt damon w japanese italian make up?

he jumps back to earth?

no problem? he rides his mario kart to the pick up point there a big pole w a flag on it and he climb??

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



and home should read "homo" just 4 kicks

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
imagine matt damon as my favorite martian instead of christopher loyde.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
idk OP i never seen that movie :confused:

Bipolar Transistor
Feb 21, 2016

I said a flip, flop, the hippie the hippie to the flip flop flop, you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

dreezy posted:

imagine matt damon as my favorite martian instead of christopher loyde.

this is why we can't have nice things you gently caress

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Chinatown posted:

idk OP i never seen that movie :confused:

it's about matthew damon playing the role of a lowly japanese rice tender they say hi sakura u cannot go to mars ur lowly and skillless but matthew damon knows a thing or two about fuckign taters my nigga blast off

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i imagined it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syHMSuJ77HI
god help us

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Swing your arms from side to side come on it's time to go do the Mario!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Mel Gibson should have been the martian

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Rainbow road 2 Mars.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
bring Mario home with only half an a-press

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
"Mars will fear my botany powers."

Who writes this stuff?

www
Aug 4, 2010

wind on mars isnt that strong

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

The Dennis System posted:

"Mars will fear my botany powers."

Who writes this stuff?

It'sa me. *said sadly*

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Growing fireflowers an enclosed area was not a good idea.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Imagine the movie Alien but instead it's Aran with Sigourney Weaver playing Samus Aran.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Imagine the movie Prisoner of Zenda but instead it's Prisoner of Zelda.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Imagine the TV miniseries Josh Kirby: Time Warrior but instead it's just Kirby: Time Warrior starring Kirby the pink ball.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Applewhite posted:

Imagine the movie Alien but instead it's Aran with Sigourney Weaver playing Samus Aran.

samus aran moer like samus a-man (she is trans*)


social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



imagine a wes anderson movie where an italian slimeback plays a trustworthy citizen who wears suspenders (in this day and age)

Moltke
May 13, 2009
mario died with bob hoskins

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

it's about matthew damon playing the role of a lowly japanese rice tender they say hi sakura u cannot go to mars ur lowly and skillless but matthew damon knows a thing or two about fuckign taters my nigga blast off
That's matthew mccougharey you idiot

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Terrorists have taken over a nuclear submarine and taken it to their base in the jungle. The President calls on his big red phone for his best agent. We cut to a cell ringing when a fuzzy, fingerless glove hand snatches it up, "Mr. President you need my help. I am Crash Bandicoot." He says and winks ay the camera.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Gonna swing my arms from side to side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
How does Martian gravity affect Mario Karts? More gravity right?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Mars has a very cold surface and very thin atmosphere.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i don't get it but that's ok bc you're a tried and trusted true opioster op and i'm sure whatever your'e saying it's funnyon some level thanks for all the laughs

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



matthew damon lives for 8 months off of bannana peels but he keeps slipping on them lol!

Bipolar Transistor
Feb 21, 2016

I said a flip, flop, the hippie the hippie to the flip flop flop, you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

social vegan posted:

matthew damon lives for 8 months off of bannana peels but he keeps slipping on them lol!

This, but with DiCaprio. Also, the bananas are packed full of nitro.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Moltke posted:

mario died with bob hoskins

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
i'd watch movies remade with Mario Bros. noises

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i thought that said marlo like the guy from the wire

i dunno all 3 of these movies arent doing anything for me. the mario one or the matt damon one or the marlo one.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Doink, yo.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I see someone had a bit of the old wacky tobacco this morning op

You need some milk

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

social vegan posted:

and mario is in space but instea do potatoes he pulls turnips out of the ground like in mario???

played by matt damon w japanese italian make up?

he jumps back to earth?

no problem? he rides his mario kart to the pick up point there a big pole w a flag on it and he climb??

i watched the movie DOOM this weekend it was actually a really good adaptation of the game

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