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Sperghetti posted:One time my dad shot himself in my room lol he got his blood all over my stuff and I never came back to that house totally owned me irl! hunting accident?
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dad gay. so what posted:hunting accident? Yeah he was hunting for some peace and quiet
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Feb 22, 2016 22:13
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Do you work at the toilet store op?
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Feb 22, 2016 22:13
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Sperghetti posted:Yeah he was hunting for some peace and quiet Did he find it?
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Feb 22, 2016 22:18
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I'm hunting for a cunting. somebody oval office me, please. I need to be cunted.
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Feb 22, 2016 22:26
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Kuato posted:Did he find it? I dunno, my ma was screaming a lot and they say the brain continues to function and give off electrical impulses after death but what if the brain's all over the room and in my Legos? 
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Feb 22, 2016 22:32
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Nooner posted:woke up early and drove an hour to get to my office just to find out we are closed and working from home today and no one told me lol. I drive 1.5 hours each way for my commute so you could probably fairly say I get owned every day. loving Atlanta traffic.
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Feb 22, 2016 22:35
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One time I played a prank on Nooner and had everyone hide when he came in the office and he drove home I owned him hard IRL 
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Feb 22, 2016 22:41
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Captain Yossarian posted:One time I played a prank on Nooner and had everyone hide when he came in the office and he drove home I owned him hard IRL im working on a prank where i drown him in his bathtub and make it look like he overdosed on pills hehe
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Feb 22, 2016 22:42
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dad gay. so what posted:im working on a prank where i drown him in his bathtub and make it look like he overdosed on pills hehe Own zone!
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Feb 22, 2016 22:49
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one time i put my dick in a monkey you know just for laughs just to impress my frat buddies and then me and my frat buddies were just joshin around you know just a little slapass just a bunch o guys foolin and well we ended up having anal sex (not gay) and accidentally spreading throughout the human population hiv, the virus that causes aids!! you just know this is gonna be in the blooper reel at my funeral!!
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Feb 22, 2016 22:51
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:a crow bit my dick off and flew away while i was taking my morning coffee on the veranda so plz dont talk to me about your problems Coffee is the worst
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Feb 22, 2016 22:56
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MiracleWhale posted:one time i put my dick in a monkey you know just for laughs just to impress my frat buddies and then me and my frat buddies were just joshin around you know just a little slapass just a bunch o guys foolin and well we ended up having anal sex (not gay) and accidentally spreading throughout the human population hiv, the virus that causes aids!! you just know this is gonna be in the blooper reel at my funeral!! What a weird trick!
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Feb 22, 2016 22:59
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Nooner posted:have YOU ever been owned IRL? Yeah. By existing. 
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Feb 22, 2016 23:09
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My dad once got a touchdown when we were playing PS1 Madden and he acted like he was gonna spike the controller, but it slipped out and hit me on the head and gave me a giant rear end lump. I will never use a Cover 2 in the 3-4 again
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Feb 22, 2016 23:16
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You get owned every goddamn day Nooner you just only realized it today.
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Feb 22, 2016 23:18
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Nope. Never happened, never will.
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Feb 22, 2016 23:21
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FishionMailed posted:payback for not coming in at all that other week 
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Feb 24, 2016 08:25
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:So I take you work from home OP?
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Feb 24, 2016 08:30
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Nooner posted:I am today but normally no I work in Hollywood I went from smirking at your stupidity in the op to instant sympathy. No human being should have to deal with LA traffic. If Obama decided to close Quantanimo and make all the innmates commute to LA twice a day then he would be prosecuted for war crimes. The city is run by fuckwits of an exceptional caliber. They are not repairing or building infrastructure.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:58
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woke up hung over and found ops mom in my bead. Goddamit.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:59
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got a bead on ops mom
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Feb 24, 2016 11:06
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i couldnt aford to do my laundry today so i had to beg the mayor for a pair of municipal pants 
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Feb 24, 2016 11:34
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i got owned by the city of detroit by just being there for a short time a week and a half ago. ive been sick ever since but still have to go to work
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Feb 24, 2016 12:26
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congrats you got AIDS
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Feb 24, 2016 13:48
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i got owned by the city of detroit by just being there for a short time a week and a half ago. ive been sick ever since but still have to go to work did you drink the water / bathe in it?
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Feb 24, 2016 13:51
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I was a slave for five years, talk about ownage...woo wee.
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Feb 24, 2016 13:55
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Mad Monk posted:I was a slave for five years, talk about ownage...woo wee. did they lock you in theire attic and made you read anime?
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Feb 24, 2016 13:56
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holy gently caress I need some coffee
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Microwaves Mom posted:did you drink the water / bathe in it? detroit water is supposed to be ok but i tried to dodge it anyway. i think it was the dirty warehouse full of equally dirty strippers and even dirtier money i was working in that might've did it
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Feb 24, 2016 15:36
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im off work for a week i just spent the first 3 nights of it popping over to madrid for a mini break with my gf we had lots of sex and tapas and now im just gonna chill today and eat milka chocolate bars and catch up on my telly programs
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Feb 24, 2016 15:48
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Nooner posted:woke up early and drove an hour to get to my office just to find out we are closed and working from home today and no one told me lol. How can you flip burgers from home ?
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Feb 24, 2016 16:04
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The Taint Reaper posted:No, slavery ended centuries ago. actually it still exists.
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Feb 24, 2016 16:04
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My name... is KUNTA KENTE
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mine's kunta kuck cake
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Feb 24, 2016 21:14
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I'm the boss of some idiots so I have to hold their hand through everything they do :-(
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Feb 24, 2016 22:03
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Sperghetti posted:One time my dad shot himself in my room lol he got his blood all over my stuff and I never came back to that house totally owned me irl! your dad sounds cool
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Feb 24, 2016 22:37
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Tony Homo posted:How can you flip burgers from home ? Very carefully.
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Sperghetti posted:One time my dad shot himself in my room lol he got his blood all over my stuff and I never came back to that house totally owned me irl! Benny?
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Wade Wilson posted:I drive 1.5 hours each way for my commute so you could probably fairly say I get owned every day. 285 is a bitch. It takes half an hour to go 5 miles. I feel for ya goon. My first job here was from Snellville to 6 flags. At least it was 4 10 hour days.
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