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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Hey guys, its about time that GBS gave back to society. What better way than to make a new hit TV show for Netflix! I think the first step is to brainstorm some ideas and come to a consensus on what the best idea is, then I will present the idea to the CEO of Netflix via email or snail mail. Anyway I'll get us started

America's Got Gay!: A reality competition in the vane of so you think you can dance or american idol where the gayest contestant wins. America votes on who is the gayest.

This probably wouldn't work for Netflix though because America wouldn't be able to vote until it is too late.

My other idea is a show about Andy Dick.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
star wars

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

modern reboot of cheers where everyone is naked

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

jerry mumphrey stomps a bunch of chowderheads for looking at him funny

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
how about a show that suggests local eateries that you could go to for lunch. it could be called "hot eats, cool treats" and be about a dog who befriends a young r2d2

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
also geocacheing

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

how about a show that suggests local eateries that you could go to for lunch. it could be called "hot eats, cool treats" and be about a dog who befriends a young r2d2

all the reviews are given by r2d2 so no one has any idea if the food if good or not

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

all the reviews are given by r2d2 so no one has any idea if the food if good or not

and the dog just keeps barking at him the whole time

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

and the dog just keeps barking at him the whole time

i'd watch that. they could call it "smokey adn the bandit"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'd watch that. they could call it "smokey adn the bandit"

im watching it right now

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
a boy with 20 fingers

polynominal-c
Jan 18, 2003

A remake of the Lost series, but now reversed like the movie Memento.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia only the characters are normal people and not psychos and also it's totally boring.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Netflix already does this but they have an advantage because they already know what kinds of TV people are searching for in their system, like "Kevin Spacey + political drama + gay" got us House of Cards!
Maybe we can come up with other Netflix search queries that could make the next hit show?!?

Personally, my cat loves watching Netflix's test patterns. Let's get more of those with the spinning dots and flashing colors (and more asian kids on the xylophone, why not) for my stupid cat who likes to play with the screen.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

next-gen spinoff of Homeboys In Outer Space

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
kids get on a school bus and the school bus takes them on field trips to strange and fantastic places to learn more about natural sciences.

polynominal-c
Jan 18, 2003

A remake of Knight Rider, except now the car is retarded and the driver has downs syndrome.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Gordon Ramsey's Cooking at Gunpoint

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Gordon Ramsey's Cooking at Gunpoint

lol

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
show about wolves.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
fish doctor

an iraq war veterinarian travels from village to village helping sick fish. he asks nothing in return, except that they have to do him a favor should he ever call. its loosely based on "the a-team" and "dr. quinn medicine woman"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
A brand new, funky fresh crime drama with a twist!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

"bog reckoners"

5 strangers are taken to a bog and they must guess the depth. it is then measured with a stick. the contestant with the closest guess does not get pushed in

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"corn buddy"

farm hand by day, superhero by night, "corn buddy" solves rural crimes and protects the innocent

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Literally make "Ow, My Balls!"

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Transexual crime drama

Edit: aaaaaa loving venda-goats

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Feb 22, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A "Shitcom" where the majority of the dialogue takes place between strangers in bathroom stalls.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hot Chicks In Bikinis! Exclusively on FOX

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
live action pokémon with nude people in body paint as the pokémon.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
how i met your baby

i "Shitcom" based in the future where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged. we follow the adventures of steve buckstar, a down on his luck unemployed astronaut with nothing to lose. except his AIDS infested semen! he impregnates women while they sleep and watches them as they succumb to the deadly AIDS virus.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
A Man and His Dog Stand. Starring Doobie who has to serve up those dogs while trying to outwit those rascally froggers. Oh, poor Doobie got frogged again, tune in next week and maybe he'll finally outsmart those froggers.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
A brilliant geneticist loses his wife in a horrible car wreck. He uses her DNA and his own to create a pile of protoplasmic goo that he keeps in a bucket. Between his gig teaching and "Bucket Baby" his life is pretty hectic and hilarious! "Bucket Baby" coming to FXX this fall.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a single dad tries to raise a family, hijinks ensue

wiley e. sheep
Feb 15, 2016

by zen death robot
two and a half women - two lesbians and a transexual living in a shithole apartment whoring each other out for rice krispies

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Gordon Ramsey's Cooking at Gunpoint

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I am really surprised there isn't already a Netflix show of cliched boring poo poo, like 4 hour long episodes that are just an extended shot of paint drying or grass growing or bread rising

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
waterboy

a charming teen drama about a boy who lives at the bottom of a well where he has been trapped for 6 months. he decides to make the best of it and his positive attidute rubs off on everyone he meets (no one, ever). his only interaction is with an raccoon skull that he found down there who he voices in the personality of an old grizzled miner named "cookie"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ryoshi posted:

I am really surprised there isn't already a Netflix show of cliched boring poo poo, like 4 hour long episodes that are just an extended shot of paint drying or grass growing or bread rising

they should do one about your posting :razz:

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Ryoshi posted:

I am really surprised there isn't already a Netflix show of cliched boring poo poo, like 4 hour long episodes that are just an extended shot of paint drying or grass growing or bread rising

well, except for <insert unpopular show here> heyoooooo!

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