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My belly is grumbly for some reason, and the only thing that is curing it is to let farts out. I am wearing headphones so I can listen to the Felger and Maz show, but I can hear the farts through my headphones! I can also here some SPanish speaking individuals through my vent, that are painting the building. I am in a private office so I don't think my coworkers can hear my farts (maybe they can) but the Spanish speaking workers probably can if I can hear them. What do I say as I pass them in the hall on my way out? Can they smell my farts through the vent? (I cant smell them but I might be immune to my fart smells)
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Feb 22, 2016 22:46
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you are farting in english so they won't understand, no worries op
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Feb 22, 2016 22:47
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I'm going to go walk to the bathroom and see if they look at me funnny as i pass
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Feb 22, 2016 22:50
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maybe make a 'spoof' which is a toilet paper tube line with dryer sheets and with a dryer sheet over the end, fastened with a rubber band, and fart through that, op. we used to smoke weed through a spoof back in the ol dorm rooms and i'm pretty sure this method is 100% foolproof because i only had to make a quick escape through the window like five times
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Feb 22, 2016 22:53
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Ok so that was awkward I think. I went out of the office, and they weren't there, so I got nervous that I chased them away with my farts. Well I went to the bathroom, took a nice piss, and ripped a couple farts and all that. Anyway on my way back to the office the workers were back, but were sitting on this futon thing talking in spanish. I think one of them shook their head as I walked by, or maybe covered his nose/mouth. I can't tell for sure. Now I hear them yelling at each other. Is this my fault?
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Feb 22, 2016 22:55
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am i the only goon without horrible debilitating rear end problems
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Feb 22, 2016 23:10
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Try not being 5 or whatever.
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Feb 22, 2016 23:11
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Thanks for your story OP. One time, I was at a hockey game sitting up in the box seats. I was probably 12 and i had drank several liters of soda while i was kicking it up there. Anyway, youve got to take an elevator down like 13 floors to get out of there, and this elevator was jam packed. I ripped a LOUD, wet, eggy fart as soon as the doors closed. Everybody heard it, and everybody smelt it. I stood in the corner of the elevator looking and my shoes with a devilish grin the whole ride down.
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Feb 22, 2016 23:17
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JakeP posted:My belly is grumbly for some reason, and the only thing that is curing it is to let farts out. I am wearing headphones so I can listen to the Felger and Maz show, but I can hear the farts through my headphones! I can also here some SPanish speaking individuals through my vent, that are painting the building. I am in a private office so I don't think my coworkers can hear my farts (maybe they can) but the Spanish speaking workers probably can if I can hear them. Why would you not smash your rear end into the vent and give em what for
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Feb 23, 2016 00:08
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Enfield posted:am i the only goon without horrible debilitating rear end problems Yes, although I suspect you are lying,
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Feb 23, 2016 00:14
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If there's a wall in between you and the workers, how would they know it was you?
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Feb 23, 2016 00:47
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OctoberBlues posted:Yes, although I suspect you are lying,
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Feb 23, 2016 00:49
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ChrisHansen posted:If there's a wall in between you and the workers, how would they know it was you? ever heard of a little thing called triangulation? all you need is for 3 coworkers to hear the farts and you can determine the precise position of the farter in 3d space. this is how gps works btw
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Feb 23, 2016 00:49
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Do they smell good? I bet they smell good.
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Feb 23, 2016 00:50
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As Adele Dazeem once said "Let it go"
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