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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12168314/Hitler-had-a-micropenis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html Also one descended testicle. Hmmmmmm. (Wee-wee)
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Is that why he went after the noble Jew, pioneer of genital mutilation?
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Feb 23, 2016 03:44
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so do i. are you trying to say something?
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Feb 23, 2016 03:45
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Circumcision is mutilation
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Feb 23, 2016 03:45
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That boy ain't Reich.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:45
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Why must we destroy Hitlers good name and tarnish his accomplishments by talking about his junk?
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Feb 23, 2016 03:45
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I feel like I'm being a jerk if I say "that explains a lot" but that explains a lot
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Feb 23, 2016 03:46
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I wonder what Eva Braun saw in him then
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Feb 23, 2016 03:47
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I assumed he had a massive dong
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Feb 23, 2016 03:47
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You would know from experience op.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:48
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i have a bend dick
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Feb 23, 2016 03:50
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loquacius posted:I feel like I'm being a jerk if I say "that explains a lot" but that explains a lot historians have always been unclear on how much Hitler had sex. Now we know
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Feb 23, 2016 03:51
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ScorpioMajesty posted:That boy ain't Reich.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:51
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quote:"Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis," Mr Mayo and Ms Craigie wrote. In other words he tinkled out of a hole at the base of his wee-wee.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:51
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Hitler had one ball, Napoleon was short, Temüjin liked his warriors to spit into his mouth. Why do people always have to make up such lies about the great conquerors? It just makes the subjugated look even more pathetic.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:52
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the article doesnt present reputable sources so im not convinced, about hitlers weiner
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Feb 23, 2016 03:52
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was I the only one who thought he lost the other ball in WW1 E - I know it was always a rumor but still that's what I assumed happened if it was true
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Feb 23, 2016 03:53
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PuppiesAndKitties posted:In other words he tinkled out of a hole at the base of his wee-wee. sounds like he has to sit down to pee, shameful
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Feb 23, 2016 03:53
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"Hitler had a gay baby dick" would've been a better thread title imo
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Feb 23, 2016 03:54
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Nobody cared about dong size until about 2001 when cable internet was becoming common.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:54
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grading essays nude posted:was I the only one who thought he lost the other ball in WW1 at least i think so
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Feb 23, 2016 03:54
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Post pics plz
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Feb 23, 2016 03:55
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Also please post your favorite juvenile euphemisms for God's chosen appendage ITT.
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Feb 23, 2016 03:55
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Enfield posted:the article doesnt present reputable sources so im not convinced, about hitlers weiner they should have a big academic conference discussing Hitler's dick. What is the historiography on the Führer's dong
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Feb 23, 2016 03:55
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maybe he just had really small hips. and even if he didnt there are all sorts of tricks u can play with perspective,mabe the doctor was looking at him dead on when hitler had a horizontal boner and the urethra at the base of his penis was just a freckle and the doctor made a simple error. its just as likely as not that hitlers dick was normal if not,as i believe, surely huge and macho. im gonna throw this claim in the trash heap. *hurls laptop into pile of glass botles and crumpled tisues*
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symbolic posted:no, it's true it was confirmed by a siezed prison medical examination. it condradicts what hitlers childhood doctor said (that everything was fine down there) but the condition could have manifested later in life or gotten shot off with a cannon ball (or she was lying) the soviet autopsy also confirmed a ball was gone. this has been an insider look into hilters junk with your pal enfirld
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Enfield posted:it was confirmed by a siezed prison medical examination. it condradicts what hitlers childhood doctor said (that everything was fine down there) but the condition could have manifested later in life or gotten shot off with a cannon ball (or she was lying) the soviet autopsy also confirmed a ball was gone. this has been an insider look into hilters junk with your pal enfirld
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the Soviets did an autopsy? thought they just confirmed it was him then threw him and his lovely burned up micropenis into some river
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No, they harvested his brain to create a super cyborg.
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grading essays nude posted:the Soviets did an autopsy? thought they just confirmed it was him then threw him and his lovely burned up micropenis into some river yeah his body was all burned up so i guess i was wrong. disregard everything i said
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Enfield posted:it was confirmed by a siezed prison medical examination. it condradicts what hitlers childhood doctor said (that everything was fine down there) but the condition could have manifested later in life or gotten shot off with a cannon ball (or she was lying) the soviet autopsy also confirmed a ball was gone. this has been an insider look into hilters junk with your pal enfirld could ths all be a big misunderstanding? an equivocation on ball? maybe yeah, his ball was blown off, but mabe the cannonball lodged in his scrotum. if true, perhaps his titanic strength of will was a consequence of lead and gunpowder sepage from his cannon ball into his very fibres. there are a lot of theroesi we can entertain here and this is just as likely as anyother one. a bayesian analysis would probably favor my macho canon ball theory of hitlers stupendous dick,but more research is necesary.
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Feb 23, 2016 04:03
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I think the real obvious question here is, would you have sucked hitlers dick if it would have stopped the holocaust?
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sorry for his losss
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If hitlers dick was in front of me to suck I might believe this, but there's no hitler dick in my mouth right now so color me skeptical
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think the real obvious question here is, would you have sucked hitlers dick if it would have stopped the holocaust? or COULD you even have if it was that tiny
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Feb 23, 2016 04:05
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ScorpioMajesty posted:That boy ain't Reich. Close thread
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Feb 23, 2016 04:05
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alls i know is that the telegraph is a loving piece of poo poo and everything ive read on it in the past 5 minutes has been wrong
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Feb 23, 2016 04:05
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Surely hitlers weiner would be the normal one and all others deformed
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Isaac posted:Surely hitlers weiner would be the normal one and all others deformed
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Ha hitler would have used your face and did the holocaust anyways sucka.
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