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MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
honestly the CEO is a bitch but i also dont think fat people should be proud of themselves

im so torn

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MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Isaac posted:

I dont think shes fat

im sorry you are blind

this is also a side effect of a society that has normalized obesity

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

TheIllestVillain posted:

that girl is like chunky at best

oh in that case

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i think the ceo hosed up though cause she doesnt need to reach out and tell the girl to stop. in sherenes defense, she was just taking IG photos and posting her "OOTD". its free publicity for your brand

maybe the CEO needs to lighten up

its like the GAP ceo emailing a guy who posts a photo of him wearing a flannel t shirt and saying please dont wear that on social media you dont deserve to

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

No, it's not like that at all. She was posting the pics to the companies instagram page. And while an rear end in a top hat move, the CEO of the company probably has every right to request her not post her lovely pics on the company social pages.

Oh that makes more sense. Still a dick move but i can see why a company wouldnt want some rando to be their face

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
if the ceo hadnt worded her email like that this would never have been news

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Illavick posted:

Good. The whole point and only real requirement of being a fashion model is to fit within the physical standards set out by your employer. What if she applied for a job to teach German but only ever studied Japanese? What if she enlisted in the military but couldn't follow orders or keep up physically? What if she applied to be an aeronautical mechanic but could only repair road legal cars? She doesn't meet the qualifications of what the employer needs her to do so gently caress off.


Also, she's a loving model okay? Seriously, I don't give a gently caress what problems she has in the work place. Go provide a service or product that isn't just literally wearing clothes and being looked at and maybe I'll give a poo poo. At least whores and pornstars actually have to do some difficult or undesirable poo poo to get paid. I mean is this really what poo poo has come to when it becomes a news story that someone couldn't get paid to wear nice clothes? I worked on a loving farm for 6 years stacking hay with drug dealers in blizzards during winter and 40 degree C heat during the summer for minimum wage. Suck my dick, I'll give you $20. Oh wait, you're too fat.

but dude.. everyone is beautiful........

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
im being VICTIMIZED

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
what the gently caress is it with public toilets and having poo poo clumps on the back of the actual bowl?

at what god forsaken angle are you positioning your rear end that you splatter the BACK of the bowl?

why dont you poo poo like a god drat human being or every other animal on this stupid earth and poiint your rear end straight down?

why teh hell do you have so much force in your rear end to begin with that you cause a violent eruption from your disgraceful bunghole

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
lmao if u give into the social construct known as shoes and hygiene

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i slpt with a fat chick once (well she wasnt really fat, just kinda chubby/overweight) and honestly i had a hrd time keeping it up

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
after that i made a pledge that iwould no longer sleep w fat chicks

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i mean dear god I WASNT EVEN DRUNK?!!?!?

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Microwaves Mom posted:

Were you even able to find her vabina in the fat folds?

yeah and i regretted it

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
dont you fucken josh me bro

dont you dare

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Ahundredbux posted:

i bet you had freaky mayo sex and enjoyed every minute of it and had a raging hard on for the whole sesh

gently caress so owned

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
id like to sell smith and wesson handguns so i can demonstrate their effectiveness and shoot myself on national tv

thanks

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i cant wait till millennials hit their mid life crisis and realize that like 98% of all humans to have ever existed, they do not matter and never will. they will live the rest of their lives in utter mediocrity most likely unfulfilled and brazenly unhappy at their lot in life all the while trying to convince themselves and others that they are somehow different and unique and successful

watching the self-esteem generation grow up is a slow motion trainwreck

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
thats a nice dino

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

um MODS??? MODS????????????????

clearly says no free use allowed

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
im sexually attracted to dinos

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

WOAH

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Enfield posted:

hopefull the op... will go extinct. also the rash on the back of my leg. its so itchy. ive tried everything. i wish i was unconscious

chop youre leg off

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

those are some chunky loving calves

take a hike lady. maybe 5

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

cram me sideways posted:

i want to control people but the truth is i'm too loving scared and weak to be that assertive in public or even in my professional life so i guess it's off to the internet to post anonymously about how much i hate fatties *post post post* one day my dream will come true *post*

how fat are u

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

ScratchAndSniff posted:

When I shop at Dainty Hooligan, I expect to see dainty hooligans. This employee we neither dainty nor a hooligan. This is an outrage. 1 star would not come again. Thanks and god bles

she is a hooligan by breaking those social norms

wild

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

numberoneposter posted:

i burned an additional 8500 calories last week training

thats equivalent to 2 lbs of fat

harden the gently caress up fatties

u dont know my struggle *eats a hostess dozen pack of ding dongs*

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Jastiger posted:

She's gonna be working off those calories with me if you know what I mean :heysexy:

Im sure u both could use the exercise

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Jastiger posted:

Goons gonna be jealous when I have that gorgeous Oklahoma girl on my arm as I attend EVO this year. Just lol at you guys passing up this beautiful woman because she doesn't meet your Twiggy-like expectations.

Shame on you.

lmao

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
being a normal weight = twiggy like expectations

god fucken bless america

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
im a strong willed person who defies society's expectations. i constantly strive to be a paragon of modern virtues and lead the charge against a culture that tells me that i cant.

that is why i mindlessly gorge on processed foods and high calorie treats. to show how mentally strong i am

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
when people used to get called fat or ugly they would quietly take it

now social media lets people say they are being attacked and post quasi-philosophical rants about loving yourself and defying society

everything is now a socio-political issue

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i mean im not exactly condoning body image issues or verbal abuse from people but christ

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Windows 98 posted:

This women is fat as gently caress and your sense of what is a proper weight has spiraled so far out of control due to your Iowa Stockholm syndrome that you are trying to convince me that this woman, shaped like a circle, is not fat. Not only is she a ham beast but her attitude loving sucks too, and is complaining even after getting an apology she didn't even deserve.

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
hoenstiy i dont even care if ppl think this girl ishot. everyone needs someone and it sure aint gonna be me

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
have u ever thought what the skin beneaht really fat girls breasts must smell like?

crazy

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
itt jastiger battles with his primal dick urges and his pseudo-feminist mind

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
or maybe why cant people strive to be in great physical shape and fitness and also look sexy as gently caress?

why is it bad to not be ok with people being slothful and sedentary with delusions about attractiveness

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
what happened ot at least TRYING to work on your weaknesses and improve yourself as a person

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MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
thats why i dislike fat people in general. 99% of chubbies dont have an excuse. youre just lazy and it speaks a lot about your character / self-discipline

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