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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Being in the Midwest, a lot of people here are into Country. I don't get the appeal, really, like I don't belong to the subculture at all so I don't identify with it.

"If I had money, I'd buy me a boat" or crying into your Bud Light Lime because you're depressed from the State putting a restraining order on you so you can't jerk off your dog on the farm anymore aren't things that resonate with me. If I wanted old time rural America, I'd listen to Folk instead which is IMO a lot better than Country.

Still, sell me on Country, GBS! :911: :clint:

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
"People like something I don't, help me understand it internet strangers"-A Literal Retard on the SA Forums

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
it's a bunch of hillbilly jibber jabber op

also there's no gemstone women involved

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gBV-Nzq7Pg

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
If you don't like Country Music you must be one of those hippy human being 'murica hatin' pieces of poo poo.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

1. get to use the words aint, yall, and folks a lot

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

"People like something I don't, help me understand it internet strangers"-A Literal Retard on the SA Forums

this but dont sign your posts

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

have u heard about jonny o'cash OP?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

this but dont sign your posts

:eyepop:

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
90% of everything is poo poo, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9z1vVUdoxE

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

final2percent posted:

have u heard about jonny o'cash OP?

Johnny Cash is pretty good overall. Some songs are pop song garbage, others are awesome.

Old 1950s Cowboy Country is decent. I was mainly thinking of modern country priding itself on illiteracy, mudding, and diet Mountain Dew.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Country is for babies. Western is where it's at!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It's twice as hard to gently caress one of your cousins if you listen to rap because then you don't know your dad's side of the family LAR COMEDY GOLD

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I saw the endless fields of corn. The corn people, enslaved from birth, being used for fuel and consumption. I heard them cry out like newborn babes, captive to their husk. These corn people, our fruit made of people. We are the machines. :banjo:

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdvTTrtfpW4

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
Basically every time I feel the urge to delve into the country genre I just end up listening to a bunch of Johnny Cash.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

they have an accent

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
It provides down-home rhythms without the complications of city-slicker bad language and unrepentantly immoral themes, op.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
My ex girlfriend once said a country song reminded her of me. That's when I realized country music is mostly about the lyrics, just like rap.

Country music is rap.

edit: gently caress pronouns *twang*

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Feb 23, 2016

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Airborne Viking posted:

My ex girlfriend once said a country song reminded me of her. That's when I realized country music is mostly about the lyrics, just like rap.

Country music is rap.

There's good Rap music and lyrics while a lot of it is garbage. Country, with the exception of Johnny Cash, is all garbage.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
It's dead.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
In the long long ago, country music was about the struggle of the working man and actual pertinent poo poo. These days however, it's about selling nostalgia.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Current country music is almost completely the same as pop music. There is just a bit of a twang added... It doesn't bother me for mindless listening on long car drives, but it's nothing amazing and people who develop a whole identity based on country music are garbage people.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
John Cougar
John Deere
John 3:16

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Blue Rodeo is the only good surviving country band.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Johnny cash sucks

OregonDonor
Mar 12, 2010
Hank Williams is one of the greatest songwriters of all time.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
pedal steel owns OP

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I bet we could write a good country song you guys come up with a twangy guitar part and I'll write some lyrics up about how back when Daddy was young certain types of people weren't allowed to be president

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
like most everything op some of it is good and some of it is bad

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Johnny cash understands the blues. That's why he's like the cool country dude.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
That Folsom prison live album: Best live album ever, or best live album ever?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

all good country died by 1975

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

op is a freedom hater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBrBJseyv0

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I like older country music in general but I can't really provide any examples off of the top of my head

similarly I hate country music on the radio but couldn't name any

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

all good country died by 1975

hank 3 fucker

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Nothing. Any country music made in my lifetime is utter trash. Outlaw country like Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, and Willie Nelson is really loving good though.


Why is he jumping out of his own car? Just change the station ya fuckin' pussy.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Infidel Castro posted:

Why is he jumping out of his own car? Just change the station ya fuckin' pussy.
could be European or wherever the gently caress the driver's side is wrong

hank 3, johnny 5, heavy metal suicide
foreign debts, homeless vets
aids, crack, poz my rear end

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Tujague posted:

I bet we could write a good country song you guys come up with a twangy guitar part and I'll write some lyrics up about how back when Daddy was young certain types of people weren't allowed to be president

Can you come up with the guitar part and I'll do lyrics?

Woke up today with a tear in my eye
Been 7 long years since daddy died
That inaguration broke his heart
Voted R his whole life, always did his part
Knew the country was going straight to hell
Cried out in pain and right there he fell...

Obama killed my daddy!
Obama killed my daddy!
That son of a bitch, he did it this time
Stick him in jail, it's a straight up crime
Obama killed my daddy!
Yes, Obama killed my daddy!

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