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Okay, so I got into a very lengthy discussion with some of my friends lately. We were playing a seemingly harmless board game together and everyone was having a good time. It was vaguely based around getting a theme randomly assigned, and naming something that would suit that theme. The theme was "Something you would feed a baby." And the answer was gravy. We have been arguing about it for hours now, and its getting pretty heated. Some claim it is acceptable to feed a baby gravy, others are on the opposite side of the fence. I turn to you, GBS, the ultimate arbiters of truth and justice in this universe: Would you feed a baby gravy?
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Feb 23, 2016 17:58
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I have fed a baby gravy, and he liked it.
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Feb 23, 2016 17:59
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would you feed this baby gravy for a million dollars???
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Feb 23, 2016 18:00
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I fed a baby cold bacon grease, that's close enough.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:00
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What was the gravy that the gravy baby enjoyed made from? This might be relevant!
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Feb 23, 2016 18:01
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no it would die
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Feb 23, 2016 18:01
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With a funnel.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:01
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Chicken and gravy baby food, OP. Checkmate 
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Feb 23, 2016 18:01
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Baby food is basically gravy anyway
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Feb 23, 2016 18:02
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Applewhite posted:Chicken and gravy baby food, OP. What percentage of that is chicken and what percentage of that is gravy, though? I feel like I need a pure gravy experience here.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:03
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Baby eat the bones!
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Feb 23, 2016 18:03
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i feed my baby hamburgers
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Feb 23, 2016 18:03
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Zombie Squared posted:What percentage of that is chicken and what percentage of that is gravy, though? I feel like I need a pure gravy experience here. Doesn't matter. Is there gravy in it? Yes? You just fed a baby gravy.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:06
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Applewhite posted:Doesn't matter. Is there gravy in it? Yes? You just fed a baby gravy. That's gravy, baby.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:07
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Can anyone actually claim to have fed a baby that, though?
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Feb 23, 2016 18:08
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you are one dense motherfucker op. "is it acceptable to feed a baby gravy?" they were talking about you. they assumed that you had been raised from infancy on a diet consisting entirely of gravy because of how fat and greasy you are. the debate was really about whether or not you should be allowed to exist.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:16
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I was raised on gravy and I turned out fine! 
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Feb 23, 2016 18:17
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dad gay. so what posted:i feed my baby hamburgers stop calling your disgusting mouth your "baby" it is weird
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Feb 23, 2016 18:19
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I just attach a funnel from the deep fryer grease trap directly in to the baby's mouth, OP.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:21
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Hamburgers are the poor man's gravy anyway. So much pointless wear and tear on your teeth!
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Feb 23, 2016 18:21
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why not?
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Feb 23, 2016 18:34
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Apparently some health experts think that gravy might be too fattening for the baby on the go.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:36
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I feed my baby gravy made from babies that died from being fed gravy. It's a gravy baby ouroboros until I produce a super gravy baby or my wife's uterus falls out. Either will do.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:44
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No, but I would shove those little fuckers down a hallway full of gravy like curling stones.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:50
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Sav'ry gravy
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Feb 23, 2016 18:53
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Gravy is inherantly in a fluid state. What is the real chemical composition of these "GRAVA-LITE" curling stones?
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Feb 23, 2016 18:54
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I feed my baby shrimp scampi and pork tenderloin.
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Feb 23, 2016 18:57
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eat my baby gravy, lady
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Feb 23, 2016 18:58
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Mad Monk posted:I feed my baby shrimp scampi and pork tenderloin. Hey! Are you talking about Bill Brasky? I know that guy!
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Feb 23, 2016 19:00
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You can only feed babies Crystal Gravy, clear liquids are babyok
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Feb 23, 2016 19:02
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Germstore posted:eat my baby gravy, lady Please do not make asking a serious question about your sexual gratification, you pervert. Also a real lady would never eat "Baby" "Gravy"
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Feb 23, 2016 19:03
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Germstore posted:Hey! Are you talking about Bill Brasky? I know that guy! He taught me how love a woman and scold a child.
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Feb 23, 2016 19:04
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my fur baby loves chicken giblets and gravy puree
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Feb 23, 2016 19:05
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Zombie Squared posted:That's gravy, baby.
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Feb 23, 2016 19:06
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what is gravy? baby food
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Feb 23, 2016 19:15
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I wouldn't feed a baby at all. Gotta get your own, baby's on their own IMO. gently caress em'
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Feb 23, 2016 19:17
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i would not feed a baby gravy, but i would feed a baby flour, butter, and stock separately
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Feb 23, 2016 19:17
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my baby is vegan so as long as its vegan friendly go nuts i dont give a poo poo its his life
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Feb 23, 2016 19:18
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Some people (Italian-Americans) refer to pasta sauce as gravy. I think the answer is...very carefully.
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Feb 23, 2016 19:20
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Scientists just detected gravy waves, so we're all permeated with gravy at all times.
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Feb 23, 2016 19:25
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