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TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

i cant tell if this is real or not but


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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Soylent Yellow posted:

I'm calling bullshit on this picture. It obviously isn't from Brazil because the doll's head is way too large.

:captainpop:

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

gleebster posted:

OP can't fool me. That isn't Brazil; the baby's head is normal-sized.

under-appreciated joke here

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Here's a completely accurate animation of what the Rio Olympics will be like:

https://www.facebook.com/brasilmelhor1/videos/861320137324660/

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm looking forward to the brazillian police death squads killing off the poor. Similar to how the russians killed dogs.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
The IOC doesn't give a poo poo about anything besides getting their cut.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

All I care about is America getting the most gold medals

if we lose a couple of rowers then thems the breaks

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Uncle Wemus posted:

what is your avatar from

Just a chill corgi bro

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The Rage posted:

Just a chill corgi bro

don't you lie to me

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

the summer olympics is a complete parody of itself and also an organized crime syndicate.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Guys it's not zika virus it's monsanto secretly poisoning everybody.

I have a brazillian friend who showed me lots of footage and pictures of how lovely the world cup stadiums were, and had lots of stories about how the poor were herded away for the event.

They pretty much have death squads in brazil that go around "removing" the homeless so that they wont distract from all the Nike and McDonalds logos, which is what the Olympics are all about.

The poor there were furious during World Cup and would not be surprised to see outright rioting put a premature end to the Olympics.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

TheIllestVillain posted:

i cant tell if this is real or not but




its not

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

:smug:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prettz posted:

the summer olympics is a complete parody of itself and also an organized crime syndicate.

I hope the feds do to the ioc what theyre doing to fifa

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol, Norway and Sweden were in the bidding for the 2022 winter Olympics. They pulled out in the last minute because of costs and China got it. Kazakhstan almost won the vote and that really would have been a beautiful thing to see.
At least now we get another amazing intro.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the ioc is basically a bunch of pampered old world nobility who demand incredibly dumb bourgeouis poo poo for themselves at the expense of the host nation and for some reason nobody wants to host the olympics anymore except for despotic shitholes that run on slave labor

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!



Its like they made the mascots expressly in Adventure Time style. I can't wait to see how that backfires when people draw them choking on lagoon sludge in hilarious fashion.


"No problems here folks!"

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Fojar38 posted:

the ioc is basically a bunch of pampered old world nobility who demand incredibly dumb bourgeouis poo poo for themselves at the expense of the host nation and for some reason nobody wants to host the olympics anymore except for despotic shitholes that run on slave labor

North Korea for Winter Olympics 2030

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

literally a hog posted:

Its like they made the mascots expressly in Adventure Time style. I can't wait to see how that backfires when people draw them choking on lagoon sludge in hilarious fashion.

"No problems here folks!"

You and I both know people will draw them loving before they draw anything making a statement.

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


I was in Brasil for the world cup and I had read about all the riots and protests, but saw nothing. I guess they did a good job cleaning the place for the event.

The olympics will be the same I guess. Might even end up going.

Its fun for a tourist, cheap caipiriņas along the Copacabana beach!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

literally a hog posted:




Its like they made the mascots expressly in Adventure Time style. I can't wait to see how that backfires when people draw them choking on lagoon sludge in hilarious fashion.


"No problems here folks!"

meh those are some p inoffensive designs that translated pretty well to the irl suit.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Prettz posted:

The media will clean it up like they always do and no one will have any idea anything was wrong. None of the problems will be covered, nothing upsetting will be aired.

I can't wait to see the Brazilian equivalent to entire buildings draped in a tarp.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

meh those are some p inoffensive designs that translated pretty well to the irl suit.
it's a lot better than literally using the all-seeing eye of the panopticon as your mascot

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

the ioc is basically a bunch of pampered old world nobility who demand incredibly dumb bourgeouis poo poo for themselves at the expense of the host nation and for some reason nobody wants to host the olympics anymore except for despotic shitholes that run on slave labor

Yes this is exactly my feeling on the matter. let's commission Vince McMahon to develop a viable competitor to these "Olympic Gams"

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

meh those are some p inoffensive designs that translated pretty well to the irl suit.

No, I agree they are miles better than the usual designs. Its just that with so many people already intimately familiar with the Adventure Time style, they are going to be easy to subvert to whatever message you want to portray about these horribly run olympic events.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
:mrgw:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Majestic wife

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Tujague posted:

I just looked this up and it's true what the gently caress

What the loving gently caress

I was joking about how retarded the olympics is earlier but what the greasy butt loving gently caress racewalking in the name of gently caress

Okay I'm out

They made a movie mocking this 50 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061170/

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BigBoss posted:

Brazil is a garbage country full of garbage subhumans. They somehow "won" the rights to the 2016 summer olympics many years ago. They've had a pretty good amount of time to get ready, but the place is still a total shithole. We're talking Beijing and Sochi are nice compared to Brazil.

Here's a photo of the place where the sailing and rowing events are going to happen:


Anyway, talk about how much Brazil sucks. (Hint: it's terrible and Brazilians are disgusting subhumans unlike the beautiful Argentinians) I bet they're going to have to emergency move the games to LA or something like a month before because Rio is so bad.

they spent all that money on fifa stadiums. might as well do something with them

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax
okay buddy thats a tiny pile of mostly VEGETATION AND DIRT and a tiny bit of trash on a drat splendid riverbed. what are you even saying OP?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Revenant posted:

okay buddy thats a tiny pile of mostly VEGETATION AND DIRT and a tiny bit of trash on a drat splendid riverbed. what are you even saying OP?

just a guess here, but maybe they should clean up their country before they spend millions of taxpayer money on a drain on their economy.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just a guess here, but maybe they should clean up their country before they spend millions of taxpayer money on a drain on their economy.

Millions, lol. If only.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BigBoss posted:

Millions, lol. If only.

still using that stadium parking lot as a bus parking lot?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I see this sucking but not a "loving lol" - type of suck like Sochi. More of everyone ends up with zika and AIDS type of suck.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just a guess here, but maybe they should clean up their country before they spend millions of taxpayer money on a drain on their economy.

It's okay, because they will totally make it all back in the 2 weeks the olympics are taking place.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It's okay, because they will totally make it all back in the 2 weeks the olympics are taking place.

that is what they will tell people.

E: at least they probably won't have to build another useless stadium

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

City of Tampa posted:

their water is so polluted that it resembles raw sewage, even far offshore: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/cabd453515244bf2b1063e15f6b680c9/ap-test-rio-olympic-water-badly-polluted-even-far-offshore


also they stopped viral testing of all the waters because it's too expensive, lol

quote:

In July, the AP reported that its first round of tests showed disease-causing viruses directly linked to human sewage at levels up to 1.7 million times what would be considered highly alarming in the U.S. or Europe.

lol wow

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

but they are gonna make so much money from the olymipics.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
oh, wait no one has ever made money from the Olympics.

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Jobimascots(tm) soon to be in the discount aisle at my Target next to the 4 remaining Brazil caps from the last World Cup, forever on 75% markdown

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