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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Spending billions of dollars and making a massive athletics complex that will be abandoned afterwards is only really attractive if you're looking for an opportunity to try and trick the world into thinking that your country isn't a filthy cesspit run by despots.

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The only issue I remember with the London Olympics was that it didn't bring the promised level of tourists. Apparently the other end of London was a ghost town. Also their opening ceremony was garbage compared to China

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Spending billions of dollars and making a massive athletics complex that will be abandoned afterwards is only really attractive if you're looking for an opportunity to try and trick the world into thinking that your country isn't a filthy cesspit run by despots.

sounds like a good embezzlement opportunity too

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The IOC should just buy Greece and hold the Olympics every year in Athens and make it some big historic thing. The should also make the athletes compete in the nude again.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

WhyteRyce posted:

The only issue I remember with the London Olympics was that it didn't bring the promised level of tourists. Apparently the other end of London was a ghost town. Also their opening ceremony was garbage compared to China

It's probably pretty hard to get like 50,000 UK citizens to endure slave like conditions for months so they can choreograph a neat show for TV.

mythadile
Jun 19, 2005
The problem is the IOC's list of demands and the tendency for the host city/country to lose their drat minds.

How many Olympic sports actually require involved infrastructure or support? Some dudes need to throw some stuff while others are running around them. Add a hill and a creek and you are pretty much half way there.

Wild Orchid gets me rock hard.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
I know Toronto withdrew it's bid once the IOC showed up and basically demanded bribes to even consider them.

It's basically illegal to host the Olympics now in most western countries because there are just layers of corruption.

It tells you a lot about the countries that do host it.

IIRC, the winter olympics is a different organization and isn't as corrupt? Or was that just excuses Vancouver made for itself?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

reallivedinosaur posted:

I know Toronto withdrew it's bid once the IOC showed up and basically demanded bribes to even consider them.

It's basically illegal to host the Olympics now in most western countries because there are just layers of corruption.

It tells you a lot about the countries that do host it.

IIRC, the winter olympics is a different organization and isn't as corrupt? Or was that just excuses Vancouver made for itself?

well the last winter olympics were hosted in a subtropical resort town in Russia soo...

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Johnny Aztec posted:


Think about why you hardly see any games in any real countries anymore.
Unless the DoJ goes after the IoC, like they did the FiFa, we may be looking at the shutting down of the Olypmics in our lifetime.
LA seems pretty hyped for their 2024 bid.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-la-2024-olympic-bid-public-support-poll-20160223-story.html
https://la24.org/vision

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

BigBoss posted:

It's probably pretty hard to get like 50,000 UK citizens to endure slave like conditions for months so they can choreograph a neat show for TV.

True, but going with some movie featuring kids texting and text bubbles popping up on the screen probably wasn't the way to go.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Mange Mite posted:

well the last winter olympics were hosted in a subtropical resort town in Russia soo...

The logic I heard it is that a lot of the most corrupt countries don't have winter.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

WhyteRyce posted:

True, but going with some movie featuring kids texting and text bubbles popping up on the screen probably wasn't the way to go.

It was a refreshing change from that megalomaniacal propaganda horrorshow though

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Mange Mite posted:

It was a refreshing change from that megalomaniacal propaganda horrorshow though

It should have just been Daniel Craig running around the stadium recreating a Bond movie with Mr. Bean as his side-kick while the Spice Girls sing songs from a parade float that circled the track.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Peebla posted:

You would think the world could do one loving thing together every four years and not have it be a massive disaster.

I like how nationalistic it is. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA :911:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

what good sports are even in the Summer Olympics, isn't jt poo poo like running and biking and swimming?

no fun at all, Winter Olympics 4lyfe, curling 4eva

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I think it was beijing where i saw pictures of the atlanta olympic stadium and i saw the leftovers when i drove thru atlanta in 2010 and yeah dudes that poo poo is straight up foolish. I think Dallas was even bidding for that and wised up before it was too late. Congrats atlanta, London, beijing, russia, rio, on being dumber than Dallas

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





doesn't LA already have all the stadiums they need? that's why it's so easy for them to do it

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

London at least gets reuse out of the stadium I thought

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Even West Ham doesn't want to play in Olympic Stadium.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

WhyteRyce posted:

London at least gets reuse out of the stadium I thought

Japan stores psychic kidneys in theirs.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

gently caress SNEEP posted:

doesn't LA already have all the stadiums they need? that's why it's so easy for them to do it

they've hosted twice before yeah

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
im fairly proud to be living in the only city to straight up reject an offer to host

they would have loving destroyed denver

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

hemophilia posted:

I think it was beijing where i saw pictures of the atlanta olympic stadium and i saw the leftovers when i drove thru atlanta in 2010 and yeah dudes that poo poo is straight up foolish. I think Dallas was even bidding for that and wised up before it was too late. Congrats atlanta, London, beijing, russia, rio, on being dumber than Dallas

what leftovers? the stadium became turner field and the olympic village turned into dorms for georgia state and the rest of the facilities were already there and just got renovated.

atlanta didn't do too badly all things considered.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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WhyteRyce posted:

True, but going with some movie featuring kids texting and text bubbles popping up on the screen probably wasn't the way to go.

the "modern era" segment was poo poo but the industrial era, storybook, and mr bean stuff was legitimately good and i liked it a lot better than beijing's, both because the chinese were trying too hard and because it was laughably propagandist

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Another reason the Olympics are lame.



http://olympics.nbcsports.com/2016/02/24/mckayla-maroney-retires-gymnastics-olympics/

lame.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Skinny King Pimp posted:

what leftovers? the stadium became turner field and the olympic village turned into dorms for georgia state and the rest of the facilities were already there and just got renovated.

atlanta didn't do too badly all things considered.
and coca-cola put up a ton of money for massive advertising all loving over the place. i remember how with the 2000 games in sydney they were basically saying "we will not let this be a repeat of the 96 olympics."

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Maybe we'll see some sweet mutations from all the pollution and in 2020 we can have mutant athletes competing in the Olympics

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.

BigBoss posted:

It's one of the top 5 cities of the world (you can argue the order of spots 2-5, but London would be one of them)

Wait what is number one? and don't say new york

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Vulpes posted:

Wait what is number one? and don't say new york

Pleasant Hill, MO obviously

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

she also had underage nudes leaked during the fappening

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Vulpes posted:

Wait what is number one? and don't say new york

Any one who DOESN'T believe New York is the #1 city in the world is delusional. There's no city currently that compares to the importance NYC has on a global scale. London, Tokyo, Berlin, Shanghai, and Paris are all great cities but New York is the undisputed #1.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Vulpes posted:

Wait what is number one? and don't say new york

taiwan

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Vulpes posted:

Wait what is number one? and don't say new york

sorry its new york

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Aw can't they delay it by 4 years so we can have Zika baby wrestling as a new event.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


RatHat posted:

Why do they even change the location every time anyway? Wouldn't it make more sense to build a really nice stadium in a convenient place and then reuse it every 4 years? Is the tourism it brings in really that big a deal?

Well I think the idea is that since it's a worldwide event, that each country contribute by being a host and showing off their culture or whatever. Of course, this was more viable 100 years ago when it was a much smaller thing and countries didn't spend billions of dollars building poo poo specifically and only to be used for this one thing. Do they even reuse the same buildings / stadiums in cases where a city has hosted more than once?

It would probably make more sense to have one big stadium / Olympic village / whatever in one place on each continent (or whatever makes sense based on distance) that can be more easily maintained, and then just rotate through them every time. But then again, it would also make more sense if the IOC were the one paying for this poo poo too.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Watching the country fail a la Sochi is funny, but I'm just surprised that its still a "thing". In the days before televised professional sports, sure, but it seems obsolete in the 21st century

It's a pretty big institution, it's not gonna go splat after only a couple decades.

But I agree,

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

also, since the olympics started stadium building has transformed from a form of grand public works, to something that is EXCLUSIVELY used as a way to steal money and give it to a small handful of private citizens.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


BigBoss posted:

Any one who DOESN'T believe New York is the #1 city in the world is delusional. There's no city currently that compares to the importance NYC has on a global scale. London, Tokyo, Berlin, Shanghai, and Paris are all great cities but New York is the undisputed #1.

let me guess, you live in New York

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Spending billions of dollars and making a massive athletics complex that will be abandoned afterwards is only really attractive if you're looking for an opportunity to try and trick the world into thinking that your country isn't a filthy cesspit run by despots.

TBF it happens all the time with football stadiums (US ones at least, I don't know if the same thing happens with soccer)

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Los Angeles could reasonably host both Summer & Winter Games.

There's plenty of arenas/stadia, and there's mountains within the city limits. Not to mention Lake Arrowhead, Big Bear, and even Mammoth.

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Khazar-khum posted:

Los Angeles could reasonably host both Summer & Winter Games.

There's plenty of arenas/stadia, and there's mountains within the city limits. Not to mention Lake Arrowhead, Big Bear, and even Mammoth.

LA is certainly corrupt enough.

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