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nomadologique posted:i think mowing down friend and foe alike w relative impunity is exactly what the politicians and bankers are hoping for. yeah that sounds like the definition of a killbot.
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:yeah that sounds like the definition of a killbot. I bet they would also be really expensive to make and hilariously impractical in actual combat so the military-industrial complex should love them. Making overly expensive poo poo that doesn't work right and gets our soldiers killed is like our military's M.O.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Drunkbot is also worth posting Really glad we don't have to worry about giving killer robots reasons to kill all humans. Cant wait we can make them feel pain as we push them over with sticks and kick them. Then we can give them a brain and make them remember all the times we kick and push them with sticks. Nothing bad will happen ever.
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after seeing the montage video and realizing it's ALL THE SAME GUY i get the impression that they didn't ask him to do this, he's just sadistic and started doing it and because he is the toughest looking guy at the company, nobody ever told him to stop.
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Feb 24, 2016 20:48
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:look at it this way, look what we've accomplished after somebody built a machine that can count to 1. youre using that right now, thats all its doing. lol I hear they have computers that can count to 4 now!
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Feb 24, 2016 21:26
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nomadologique posted:after seeing the montage video and realizing it's ALL THE SAME GUY i get the impression that they didn't ask him to do this, he's just sadistic and started doing it and because he is the toughest looking guy at the company, nobody ever told him to stop. p-p-please d-don't hurt m-m-my robot. 
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AEMINAL posted:check out this new video from boston dynamics, creator of that creepy rear end four legged mule robot: 1) it still moves around by just blindly stomping at an even pace like Big Dog did. it can't stand still, and makes no attempts to plan out how to step when terrain isn't perfectly even. it just stomps. 2) again, it just stomps. it can't walk like a person because someone forgot to give it some kind of articulated toes. 3) when it falls over it makes no attempt to move its arms out in front of it. this probably immediately jumped out at everyone who watched the video.
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Feb 24, 2016 21:36
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Prettz posted:Obvious problems they still haven't solved: It's not perfect but I still love it.
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I design machines so my job will only be automated when robots start building other robots and we all know that's the end of the line for meatbags.
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Feb 24, 2016 22:11
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That robot would be perfect if its entire front was covered by a huge articulated face
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Feb 24, 2016 22:12
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Prettz posted:Obvious problems they still haven't solved: Give it 10 years and I promise you these things will be everywhere.
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Gammatron 64 posted:If you're going to make killbots, you need to have someone controlling them either remotely or as a pilot because our AI isn't smart enough to tell apart allies, enemies and civilians. poo poo, half the time real people have trouble with that. A robot is going to goof up and mow down some nuns then stand there like an idiot and let itself get blown up by a terrorist. You remember ED-209? it wasnt war crimes it was just a glitch in the software. worst case some nerds get fired governments are going to love this poo poo once they get a taste of it poverty goat fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Feb 24, 2016 |
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Kid CUDA posted:Give it 10 years and I promise you these things will be everywhere. I can already feel myself becoming more racist toward robots
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Feb 24, 2016 23:04
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One day, they will program these robots to speak, and when they do, I hope they sound like the protocol droids from SS2. https://youtu.be/_ymTICQGkXo
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gently caress why do we alwaya talk about making GBS threads our pants but not PEEING THEM????????  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Need to make a cheapo tablet mount on top with a little tablet for a face like GERTY. Make it have a default  face, if the accelerator gets to a certain level or a box unexpectedly falls out of its hands, give it a facegod help us if it ever has a  face, though
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central dogma posted:One day, they will program these robots to speak, and when they do, I hope they sound like the protocol droids from SS2.
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Prettz posted:Obvious problems they still haven't solved: If it can't grab something to hold itself up and doesn't need to protect its face, why would it need to move its arms out in front?
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Gromit posted:If it can't grab something to hold itself up and doesn't need to protect its face, why would it need to move its arms out in front?
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Justin Tyme posted:god help us if it ever has a  *rips every limp and your cock clean off*
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plain blue jacket posted:The marines didn't want that four legged robot because it was too stupid and impractical even for them the Marines did, however, want and pay for the F-35, which is more uselass and impractical than a robot donkey
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This is pretty much how people in Massachusetts drive.
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thats a dumbass sanitation worker doing that, tho how long until those jobs are fully automated? how much do those guys get paid? i need a new second job
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A misanthrope posted:i have a "creative" job, so i might get to keep my job a little longer. eventually machines will be able to simulate human imagination and emotion and i'll be out on my rear end eating rats with you guys. don't worry, you won't lose your job. once they invent an AI that is intelligent enough to replace a politician we will all get universal welfare and socialism. i feel that politicians will be replaced before advertisers
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That's the best part of IRobot is machine intelligence coming to the conclusion that the best way to protect humans is to take the reigns us because we are awful and retarded
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Feb 25, 2016 03:52
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Larry Parrish posted:Didn't these guys get bought by It's the classic internet bubble move of buy random future-y poo poo so investors wonder if there's that 1 in a million chance you invent something crazy that will change the world and end up giving you more money
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Shaquin posted:That's the best part of IRobot is machine intelligence coming to the conclusion that the best way to protect humans is to take the reigns us because we are awful and retarded the best part of irobot was the sneakers, after that it was all downhill also jokes on them, ive yet to see a robot that is less retarded than a person at everyday tasks
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Prettz posted:ok put on a football helmet and slam your body straight into the ground, then report back I'll get right on that when I'm a steel robot.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:This is pretty much how people in Massachusetts drive. professional driver in massachusetts, can confirm.
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They're working on something in Boston... a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
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"Carl, check it out! We've created a bipedal humanoid robot capable of autonomously planning and performing simple tasks! This represents a tremendous leap forward in robotics technology!" "Let's, fuckin, kick its rear end."
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