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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
There is no reason to interrupt game shows for weather reports in tyool 2015. Everyone has the internet and weather update apps if they want to see the weather. This is just for stubborn old people who refuse to use the internet. Once again old people are holding back society.hey said everything they need to say in one minute. There's no reason for this to be dragged out for over twenty minutes. They're just repeating the same information over and over. Local news stations are just desperate to prove they're still relevant

I've posted some angry tweets on my local CBS affiliate's Twitter

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
The only people watching The Price Is Right are stubborn old people fyi

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Don't watch The Price is Right.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I've posted some angry tweets on my local CBS affiliate's Twitter
the extreme ownage

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

do they still play those spooky buzz whir noises that gave me nightmares as a kid?

poo poo was dope

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
plinko my balls OP

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

There is no reason to interrupt game shows for weather reports in tyool 2015. Everyone has the internet and weather update apps if they want to see the weather. This is just for stubborn old people who refuse to use the internet. Once again old people are holding back society.hey said everything they need to say in one minute. There's no reason for this to be dragged out for over twenty minutes. They're just repeating the same information over and over. Local news stations are just desperate to prove they're still relevant

I've posted some angry tweets on my local CBS affiliate's Twitter

post your tweets to CBS

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

send a whole spiral cut ham to bob barker

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

wonder how many animal testicles bobbo cracked open and shucked like an oyster over the years

i bet maybe one

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ContraBoss posted:

post your tweets to CBS



I didn't actually do it

SJWs made Twitter institute new anti-harassment rules :/

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dr Cheeto posted:

The only people watching The Price Is Right are stubborn old people fyi



And unemployed alcoholics

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I didn't actually do it

SJWs made Twitter institute new anti-harassment rules :/

god loving dammit
why do a news station's feelings need protecting?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Ein cooler Typ posted:

There is no reason to interrupt game shows for weather reports in tyool 2015. Everyone has the internet and weather update apps if they want to see the weather. This is just for stubborn old people who refuse to use the internet. Once again old people are holding back society.hey said everything they need to say in one minute. There's no reason for this to be dragged out for over twenty minutes. They're just repeating the same information over and over. Local news stations are just desperate to prove they're still relevant

I've posted some angry tweets on my local CBS affiliate's Twitter

It's 2016

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I didn't actually do it

SJWs made Twitter institute new anti-harassment rules :/

what a bunch of pizza shits

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Gaunab posted:

It's 2016

:shittypop:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

do you think bob barker gets cat and dog balls mailed to him on the reg from a crazed fan or a dick-droppingly hilarious forums poster?

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
if pet nuts have been ol' bob's fountain of youth this whole time, then i guess i'm adding a vet visit to the top of my list

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
The models on the show are way hotter now than I remember from the Bob Barker days. But there's also a dude model now so idk what is happening

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

canyoneer posted:

But there's also a dude model now so idk what is happening

guess that's why they put grandma on the prozac at the old folks home.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
kids are being sent home 3 hours early because of a loving thunderstorm

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
The price is wrong, Bob.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gargle chome posted:

kids are being sent home 3 hours early because of a loving thunderstorm


The news has a car following a bus around and filming it driving kids home in the rain


I don't know how I would survive without this important video

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
lmao

powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I've posted some angry tweets on my local CBS affiliate's Twitter

this is what the elderly are gonna be like in a couple decades time

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

gargle chome posted:

kids are being sent home 3 hours early because of a loving thunderstorm

its actually 4 hours early but you were closest without going over

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I prefer Let's Make A Deal

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im the dress uniformed air force colonel who cant imagine a spa visit costing less than 2.3 million dollars

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im the huge housewife boob flopping loose during the rush to the stage

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

im plinko

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
now this is the kind of interruption i can get behind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehXUyW4-hA8

100% chance of severe funkiness, oh yeah

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Every doctor's office waiting room has either Price is Right or Ellen on

No matter what time of day

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol you idiot who do you think watches price is right you or old people??

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Dely Apple posted:

Every doctor's office waiting room has either Price is Right or Ellen on

No matter what time of day

they subscribe to a special channel that only shows these two shows, goof

it's called RXTV

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Drew Carrey(ing a lot of weight) is okay but Bob Barker is better (he is a Sigma Nu)


ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Rapid advancements in lube and bearing technology eventually led to a showcase wheel that literally took days to stop, rendering the show legnth to epic segments of time. They tried to fill the time with variety show poo poo, fiddles and casual conversation, but the crushing boredom led the staff to chronic depression, which was only mitigated by the endorphin rush of the wheel finally slowing. One show all contestants went over, and brooding turned to hysteria. The prospect of a 2 week episode led staff to walk off set, stepping outside feeling the singe of the first rays of sun meeting their pale, clammy skin. They buried the showcase wheel, hacking it to bits, desecrating it, cursed it to the pits of hell, hoping to never speak of it again. Years later archeologists would discover Conestoga wagon technology while playing archaic copies of Oregon trail, and reinvent the wheel once again, leading to an epoch of enjoyment of games of chance and skill.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dely Apple posted:

Every doctor's office waiting room has either Price is Right or Ellen on

No matter what time of day




I can't go to the doctor anymore because I don't have insurance (thanks Obama)

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
lol poor

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
We should more like russia and just drop our old people off in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter without a jacket or anything. gently caress 'em

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Old people like talking about the weather though.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Does low-energy Drew Carey still host this show?

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