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Okay, so my thread about youtuber action figures was absolutely retarded; but maybe this one will be more interesting. Imagine that someone at a toy company though that they could make money off of a linew of something awful themed action figures. What would the goon lineup be, any what kind of action features would they have? Also consider playsets, convention exclusives, etc.
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go away
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Feb 24, 2016 17:28
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kids just aren't that into goatse dolls.
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Feb 24, 2016 17:29
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sout posted:kids just aren't that into goatse dolls. What if it fired a missile?
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Feb 24, 2016 17:35
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DaveSplitter posted:What if it fired a missile?
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Feb 24, 2016 17:40
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just a tiny picture frame with limbs, and you could slide an avatar printout in there.
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Feb 24, 2016 17:43
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Mine would obviously be a WH40K Ultramarine with a Doberman's head. Push the talk button and hear an audio clip of one of my 15k shitposts.
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Feb 24, 2016 17:48
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Enfield posted:go away Yours would be popular before it gets pulled by parent's groups due to it's highly flammable nature
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Feb 24, 2016 17:49
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dave im gonna make some cool content for your thread just sit your little rear end down tight there and keep your seat warm i got this
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Feb 24, 2016 17:51
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i'm going to need a volunteer to take the surface temperature of Dave's seat every 5 minutes or this will all end in shambles
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Feb 24, 2016 17:52
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comes with working printer!
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Feb 24, 2016 18:06
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Booblord Zagats posted:Yours would be popular before it gets pulled by parent's groups due to it's highly flammable nature leave me alone
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Feb 24, 2016 18:10
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Hmmm op guess your Minecraft thread didn't do so well. Better luck with this lovely thread
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Feb 24, 2016 18:12
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DaveSplitter posted:What if it fired a missile? Ok I like where you're head is at. Now. Let's replace "fired" with "falls off" and replace "missile" with "dick and balls". Pickin' up what I'm puttin down? Outside the box.
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Feb 24, 2016 18:26
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voted 5 for that
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Feb 24, 2016 18:35
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im buying 5 of these and then putting them up on ebay in 30 years
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Feb 24, 2016 18:36
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Enfield posted:leave me alone Sorry dude, wasn't actually trying to upset you. You're good people imo
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Feb 24, 2016 18:37
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my only accessory is my bathrobe
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Feb 24, 2016 18:38
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it should probably have jerk-fu grip
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Feb 24, 2016 18:40
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you could probably make your own by taking a pale white ball, covering it in grease, and rolling it through some dog-hair shavings i know its a little abstract but itd pass pretty well if you squint
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Feb 24, 2016 18:55
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It's weird seeing the words 'goon' and 'action' in the same sentence. Maybe you should call them Goon collectible PVC figurines?
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Feb 24, 2016 19:19
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Feb 24, 2016 19:21
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please do not post my nudes 
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Feb 24, 2016 19:32
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Mozi posted:my only accessory is my bathrobe 
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Feb 24, 2016 19:36
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Applewhite posted:Mine would obviously be a WH40K Ultramarine with a Doberman's head. Push the talk button and hear an audio clip of one of my 15k shitposts. This one was 25 cents at the flea market. Looks pretty authentic. 
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Feb 24, 2016 19:38
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Very realistic but lacks whatever accessory symbolizes "draws funny things." I'm thinking a pencil with one of those arrow-through-the-head bands. Like, on the pencil.
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Feb 24, 2016 19:43
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Borden posted:This one was 25 cents at the flea market. Looks pretty authentic. It's p. fitting that you found it at a flea market because the action figure would of course come with real fleas.
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Feb 24, 2016 19:43
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Enfield posted:leave me alone  AppleWhite posted:It's p. fitting that you found it at a flea market because the action figure would of course come with real fleas. Also bed bugs, and when your child handles it they get acid burns on their hands.
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Feb 24, 2016 21:00
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 i am coming to save you 
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Feb 24, 2016 21:14
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My figure would be a GI Joe that's hands can cup barbie's titty
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Feb 24, 2016 21:18
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Booblord Zagats posted:My figure would be a GI Joe that's hands can cup barbie's titty You could recreate the hover hands effect with repulsive magnets, brilliant!
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Feb 24, 2016 21:43
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Lowtax patrotic combat doll. 1/6 scale. Must have the LAW.
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Feb 24, 2016 21:57
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:You could recreate the hover hands effect with repulsive magnets, brilliant! No I'm just gross enough to actually go grabbin titty if I even think I'm cleared hot
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Feb 24, 2016 22:52
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hell yeah
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Feb 24, 2016 22:54
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rough as a cob
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family guy makes fun of mort the jew a lot for being a jewish sterotpye also the song stereotype by Specials is really good
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