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Phone posting, so i can't really go in to much detail. Let me Work in a financial advisory/legal firm. Went in to the office restroom to do the needful. Found this folded up piece of paper sitting on the sink next to the counter. Looks like something Grant Morrison would ask his fans to masturbate over to improve his health (there's precident for that). Wtf did i find? Speculation or explanation welcome. I'm assuming i've somehow blundered in to an Unknown Armies LARP. And hell, if you've found anything similarly bizarre at work feel free to share.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:41 |
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wild and weird stuff OP. idk what to tell you.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:43 |
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Grey highlighter? Those zany Illuminati!
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:49 |
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I can't read
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:49 |
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can't see the poll on the app. :\
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:52 |
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Looks like a summoning spell: form a cross with the body (the bottom is your penis), then pentagram projections in the four cardinal directions, incantation to subvert the body cross, sacrilege, then cross to close watch out for office demons OP!
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:52 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Grey highlighter? Those zany Illuminati! ETA: http://hermetic.com/sabazius/starruby_rit.htm (DAMMIT! Quote is not Edit)
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:52 |
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citybeatnik posted:
thats a buddhist prayer schedule nice racism
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:54 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:ETA: http://hermetic.com/sabazius/starruby_rit.htm Ah. So it's not the Illuminati we're being infiltrated by. It's the Order of the Golden Dawn.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:56 |
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i'm whispering Babalon right now
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:57 |
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yeah it's some cool hermetic poo poo op are you down with some dude named hermes trismegistus? THRICE SPAKE HERMES TRISMEGISTUS lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 20:57 |
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That Robot posted:yeah it's some cool hermetic poo poo To quote my spirit animal, Wilson Zeddemore, "if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say".
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:00 |
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nah. the illuminati has been there all along.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:03 |
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nomadologique posted:nah. the illuminati has been there all along. Well, it IS the financial services industry. Maybe you need to do this to get invited to the Bohemian Grove.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:05 |
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CHAOS! (*Babylon*) HADIT.... Oh wait this is a spell for pasteurizing goatsmilk. Carry on!
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:05 |
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if you do this ritual a twinky british man will appear and let you bumfuck him. it's kind of like those all state commercials.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:07 |
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It's all greek to me :iamafag:
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:12 |
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o phallus
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:15 |
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I am like legit irate that there is apparently a secret society here at work and i ain't part of it.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:18 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%E2%88%B4A%E2%88%B4 Nope you've been infiltrated bys omething weirder.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:23 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%E2%88%B4A%E2%88%B4 Still better than the other cult that goes by the same name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholics_Anonymous
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:24 |
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citybeatnik posted:
It's like that scene in the matrix. Except of course you're really neo. Wake up neo
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:25 |
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drat freemasons
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:25 |
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dear interloper, bring back the page from our invocation ritual and we promise you a quick death. yours truly, ronald
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:25 |
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Actually, never mind, Mr. ANDERSON
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:26 |
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His Ancient Greek grammar isn't all that great - ἀπό is a preposition, not a verb in the imperative. 3/5 needs improvement if he's going to be anything other than an amateur occultist. Pulvis Sumus fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 24, 2016 |
# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:28 |
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Pulvis Sumus posted:His Ancient Greek grammar isn't all that great - ἀπό is a preposition, not a verb in the imperative. I'm semi tempted to mark corrections in red ink and leave it in there again tomorrow.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:34 |
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Stay safe sacrificial goon.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:41 |
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citybeatnik posted:I'm semi tempted to mark corrections in red ink and leave it in there again tomorrow. It's for his own good. Reciting the wrong words during the incantation might just give him micro-penis instead of placing a hex on his boss.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:46 |
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My productivity is now officially shot since instead of reviewing docs i'm trying to figure out how to troll whoever this is by, like, leaving notes calling them an idiot signed by the Comte de Saint-Germain or Anton LeVay.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 21:54 |
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That looks like my statistics homework
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 22:00 |
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you're already dead, op. you just don't know it yet.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 22:07 |
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A misanthrope posted:you're already dead, op. you just don't know it yet.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 22:23 |
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well it mentions cacodemons, I wouldn't mess with it poo poo TOO LATE
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 22:37 |
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congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 23:01 |
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blumpkinhead posted:congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours. Nawh i'm good thanks.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 23:02 |
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blumpkinhead posted:congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours. savage a f
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 23:39 |
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blumpkinhead posted:congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours.
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# ? Feb 24, 2016 23:46 |
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I'm pretty sure I work directly for the actual illuminati, at their local branch office (hi guys!)
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time is a flat circle
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