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citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS






Phone posting, so i can't really go in to much detail. Let me explain sum up.

Work in a financial advisory/legal firm. Went in to the office restroom to do the needful. Found this folded up piece of paper sitting on the sink next to the counter. Looks like something Grant Morrison would ask his fans to masturbate over to improve his health (there's precident for that).

Wtf did i find? Speculation or explanation welcome. I'm assuming i've somehow blundered in to an Unknown Armies LARP.

And hell, if you've found anything similarly bizarre at work feel free to share.

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
wild and weird stuff OP. idk what to tell you. :shrug:

Robot Made of Meat
Oct 16, 2015

Grey highlighter? Those zany Illuminati!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I can't read

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
can't see the poll on the app. :\

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Looks like a summoning spell: form a cross with the body (the bottom is your penis), then pentagram projections in the four cardinal directions, incantation to subvert the body cross, sacrilege, then cross to close

watch out for office demons OP!

Robot Made of Meat
Oct 16, 2015

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Grey highlighter? Those zany Illuminati!

ETA: http://hermetic.com/sabazius/starruby_rit.htm



(DAMMIT! Quote is not Edit)

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

citybeatnik posted:



Phone posting, so i can't really go in to much detail. Let me explain sum up.

Work in a financial advisory/legal firm. Went in to the office restroom to do the needful. Found this folded up piece of paper sitting on the sink next to the counter. Looks like something Grant Morrison would ask his fans to masturbate over to improve his health (there's precident for that).

Wtf did i find? Speculation or explanation welcome. I'm assuming i've somehow blundered in to an Unknown Armies LARP.

And hell, if you've found anything similarly bizarre at work feel free to share.

thats a buddhist prayer schedule nice racism

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS





Ah. So it's not the Illuminati we're being infiltrated by. It's the Order of the Golden Dawn.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
i'm whispering Babalon right now

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
yeah it's some cool hermetic poo poo

op are you down with some dude named hermes trismegistus?

THRICE SPAKE HERMES TRISMEGISTUS lol

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




That Robot posted:

yeah it's some cool hermetic poo poo

op are you down with some dude named hermes trismegistus?

THRICE SPAKE HERMES TRISMEGISTUS lol

To quote my spirit animal, Wilson Zeddemore, "if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say".

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nah. the illuminati has been there all along.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




nomadologique posted:

nah. the illuminati has been there all along.

Well, it IS the financial services industry.

Maybe you need to do this to get invited to the Bohemian Grove.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
CHAOS!

(*Babylon*)

HADIT....



Oh wait this is a spell for pasteurizing goatsmilk. Carry on!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
if you do this ritual a twinky british man will appear and let you bumfuck him. it's kind of like those all state commercials.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It's all greek to me :iamafag:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
o phallus

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




I am like legit irate that there is apparently a secret society here at work and i ain't part of it.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%E2%88%B4A%E2%88%B4

Nope you've been infiltrated bys omething weirder.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Microwaves Mom posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%E2%88%B4A%E2%88%B4

Nope you've been infiltrated bys omething weirder.

Still better than the other cult that goes by the same name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholics_Anonymous

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

citybeatnik posted:



Phone posting, so i can't really go in to much detail. Let me explain sum up.

Work in a financial advisory/legal firm. Went in to the office restroom to do the needful. Found this folded up piece of paper sitting on the sink next to the counter. Looks like something Grant Morrison would ask his fans to masturbate over to improve his health (there's precident for that).

Wtf did i find? Speculation or explanation welcome. I'm assuming i've somehow blundered in to an Unknown Armies LARP.

And hell, if you've found anything similarly bizarre at work feel free to share.

It's like that scene in the matrix. Except of course you're really neo. Wake up neo

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
drat freemasons

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dear interloper, bring back the page from our invocation ritual and we promise you a quick death.

yours truly,

ronald

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Actually, never mind, Mr. ANDERSON

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
His Ancient Greek grammar isn't all that great - ἀπό is a preposition, not a verb in the imperative.

3/5 needs improvement if he's going to be anything other than an amateur occultist.

Pulvis Sumus fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 24, 2016

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Pulvis Sumus posted:

His Ancient Greek grammar isn't all that great - ἀπό is a preposition, not a verb in the imperative.

3/5 needs improvement if he's going to be anything other than an amateur occultist.

I'm semi tempted to mark corrections in red ink and leave it in there again tomorrow.

Go-Gurt For Dinner
Jul 8, 2013
Stay safe sacrificial goon.

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011

citybeatnik posted:

I'm semi tempted to mark corrections in red ink and leave it in there again tomorrow.

It's for his own good. Reciting the wrong words during the incantation might just give him micro-penis instead of placing a hex on his boss.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




My productivity is now officially shot since instead of reviewing docs i'm trying to figure out how to troll whoever this is by, like, leaving notes calling them an idiot signed by the Comte de Saint-Germain or Anton LeVay.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
That looks like my statistics homework

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
you're already dead, op. you just don't know it yet.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

A misanthrope posted:

you're already dead, op. you just don't know it yet.



:agreed::waycool::goatdrugs::feelsgood::megadeath::iia:

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
well it mentions cacodemons, I wouldn't mess with it

poo poo TOO LATE

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




blumpkinhead posted:

congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours.

Nawh i'm good thanks.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

blumpkinhead posted:

congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours.

savage a f

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

blumpkinhead posted:

congrats, you found someone elses business. now go back to minding yours.

:wow:

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm pretty sure I work directly for the actual illuminati, at their local branch office (hi guys!)

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-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
time is a flat circle

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