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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I think my office has been infiltrated by the Illuminati
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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
 so you work from home op?

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PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
ur mom is an illuminati

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

:agreed::waycool::goatdrugs::feelsgood::megadeath::iia:
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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
op is literally tom hanks in the davinci code

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
op pee on the letter and see if there is any invisible ink on it

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

HJE-Cobra posted:

well it mentions cacodemons, I wouldn't mess with it

poo poo TOO LATE


oh lord I hope so

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The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Cantaloupe posted:

o phallus
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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

A misanthrope posted:

you're already dead, op. you just don't know it yet.



this is a cool image dude

fukken saved

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The illuminati doesn't exist.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nathilus posted:

The illuminati doesn't exist.

then explain tigerwoods?

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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


 I always wondered what happened to Kyoon. A shame that page doesn't directly reference Matt Mariott.

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Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

citybeatnik posted:



Phone posting, so i can't really go in to much detail. Let me explain sum up.

Work in a financial advisory/legal firm. Went in to the office restroom to do the needful. Found this folded up piece of paper sitting on the sink next to the counter. Looks like something Grant Morrison would ask his fans to masturbate over to improve his health (there's precident for that).

Wtf did i find? Speculation or explanation welcome. I'm assuming i've somehow blundered in to an Unknown Armies LARP.

And hell, if you've found anything similarly bizarre at work feel free to share.

Just someone working on a powerpoint presentation on this quarters earning reports.

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

then explain tigerwoods?

A very good golfer that eventually fell out of public favor.

I repeat, the Illuminati does not exist. Thank you.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
 tiger woods had a straight swedish sex harem and was assaulted by his scorned wife with him own golf clubs. i feel like this should be ritually announced before every PGA event

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
whatever you do, don't read it backwards.

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Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011

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Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

 It's just instructions for Greek orthodox prayer/sign of the cross. Sounds like someone is converting!

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Feedback Agency
Apr 23, 2014

-Misfit- posted:

time is a flat circle

no no

imagine four balls at the edge of a cliff

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

djwetmouse posted:



Hahaha that's awesome. Good work.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
i once got a spam email offering to let me join the illuminati

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The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Improbable Lobster posted:

i once got a spam email offering to let me join the illuminati

Did you take the offer?

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Grey highlighter? Those zany Illuminati!
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