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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Doc Friday posted:

Murder a beggar.

This is the best age to do it

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

bobthedinosaur posted:

don't forget shooting roman candles at bicyclists (and mexicans crossing the border.)

only if they're not trump allied.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Build a wall and make China pay for it

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Gain the Pope's disapproval.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Command Ant posted:

Gain the Pope's disapproval.


bobthedinosaur posted:

don't forget shooting romans

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Okay, here we go. More or less.

bobthedinosaur posted:

> ride the X-jet and shoot roman candles at bicyclists.

Applewhite posted:

Eat candy to get your energy up.

guidoanselmi posted:

have a sensible breakfast because voting needs a lot of energy. check your fridge!



Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Borden posted:

Okay, here we go. More or less.








The weird man in charge of the X-men's secondary mutation is that his hands are upside down.

Anyway, better make sure your carryon is packed and that you've printed out your boarding passes for the X-jet. Do you have any checked bags?

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



> Get suspicious and angry over any foreigners on the x jet

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
> Take cat

> Equip cat on head to block your thoughts

> Drink a beer

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



> Smoke some meth to mellow out

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Demand the X Jet pilot help load your refrigerator onto the plane. Don't secure the refrigerator door so food spills everywhere.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> whisper soothingly to the corpse in the fridge and pat her head

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
>The X-Jet isn't called the X-Jet without reason.
>Get prepared to party out with all of the naked X-Men (and women)

.random
May 7, 2007

Uxzuigal posted:

>The X-Jet isn't called the X-Jet without reason.

Because it's no longer a jet?

Go back to bed for a nap. Logan has had an exhausting day.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Here comes some more. The X-Jet is on it's way.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

> Take cat

> Equip cat on head to block your thoughts

> Drink a beer



Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
I don't like the look of that neighbor. Argue with him about politics.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

>stare at the sun

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Throw your garbage over the fence into your neighbor's yard. Make sure to crush his flowers.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
>eat the nachos

SomePacifist
Sep 4, 2009
>pickup shotgun
>equip shotgun

MeatloafCat
Apr 10, 2007
I can't think of anything to put here.
Pick up raccoon.

.random
May 7, 2007

>get Toots and the Maytals vinyl from Toots bag

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



>chuck empty beer can at nosey neighbor

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Command Ant posted:

I don't like the look of that neighbor. Argue with him about politics.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Command Ant posted:

I don't like the look of that neighbor. Argue with him about politics.



Mojo Threepwood posted:

Throw your garbage over the fence into your neighbor's yard. Make sure to crush his flowers.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
>Pounce on neighbor and eviscerate him

Forward Toward
Aug 14, 2015

No Tank You. not today tanks. Tank you very much.

TANK TANK TANK


VRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>age.


>run.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
GO SOUTH

INSPECT BADGER

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





>Go on a mission to discover the true identity of Hillary Clinton.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

>steal neighbor's sweater

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
> dunk a dill pickle

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> pull your neighbour to your side and then shoot him for tresspassing

> take a dump in the hole your shotgun made

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Walk to the front of your neighbor's house and ring his doorbell. Inform him that you are his new neighbor and are required by law to tell him that you are a registered X Man.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
> Treat neighbor as though Mexico and self as USA

> Collect prizes from petunia bushes

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

How has nobody yet pointed out that Wolverine can't vote for Trump, because he is Canadian

Obviously he would vote for his countryman Cruz :colbert:

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



> grapple away to the x jet before you are forced to face the negative repercussions of your actions

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
> gently caress waiting for x-jet. ride the neighbor to xavier's house.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol at the cat receiving Prof. X's telepathic signal instead.

>Take your pickup truck and do donuts on his lawn.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
>get on your motorcycle and do doughnuts in he neighbors lawn!

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>also eat doughnuts while doing doughnuts and throwing jelly doughnuts at his house.

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