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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


simplefish posted:

Look closely to see which one is fellow Frozen Northerner and Bear Hunter Sarah Palin, ask her on a lumberjack-stuff date for later then then punch Trump and put his toupee on your cat toupee

Still time to work out which one is her and make a move now we've been rejected

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egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



>Go into a diabetic coma, and never re-awaken

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


egon_beeblebrox posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma, and find enlightenment

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

The Skeleton King posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma, and find enlightenment

bustercasey
Apr 9, 2012
Gary’s Answer

egon_beeblebrox posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma, and never re-awaken

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



>Just as all hope seems lost get rescued by a flying Bernie Sanders

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

egon_beeblebrox posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma, and never re-awaken

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>Go into a diabetic coma to be awakened by true love's (Trump's) kiss.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Feebly-crawl back to the X-jet, with Trumps goons beating you senseless the entire way.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
>become a MGTOW to dispel Trump guards.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

King of Bees posted:

>become a MGTOW to dispel Trump guards.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

King of Bees posted:

>become an XMGTOW to dispel Trump guards.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


>use your powers of animal magnetism and have an orgy with all the bodyguards under a blue tarp

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

King of Bees posted:

>become a MGTOW to dispel Trump guards.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
butt gently caress Donadl

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

King of Bees posted:

>become a MGTOW to dispel Trump guards.

Mutants Going Their Own Way

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Lucky Guy posted:

Mutants Going Their Own Way

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Weird Man + Professor Tea Cozy > Attack Trump's toupee, revealing its true form

Logan > Try not to go all Akira over everyone when your diabetes and healing factor go into overdrive

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



egon_beeblebrox posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma, and never re-awaken

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Lucky Guy posted:

Mutants Going Their Own Way

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
>MELT all the steel beams

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

Atma posted:

>MELT all the steel beams

>Get Cyclops' lame rear end to do it

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Fartmaster posted:

>Get Cyclops' lame rear end to do it

Cyclops is dead, and can't melt them

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
> make America great again

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Applewhite posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma to be awakened by true love's (Trump's) kiss.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Borden posted:

Cyclops is dead, and can't melt them

>USE X-Jet fuel

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!

Borden posted:

Cyclops is dead, and can't melt them

>use claws to decapitate Cyclops, open his visor to melt steel beams

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Atma posted:

>USE X-Jet fuel

I SAID THAT ALREADY!

>Seriously, use the X-Jet fuel to melt steel beams.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

>extend your claws
>trim the fat
>become the shape you were meant to be

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

cast enlarge satan

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

The Skeleton King posted:

>Retreat to the X-Jet

>Use the X-Jet fuel to melt the steel beams of Trump Tower.

> Flee in the ensuing chaos.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

guidoanselmi posted:

cast enlarge satan

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
>just go limp and act like you're dead eventually they'll get bored of beating you, much like everyone else.

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Working on the ending currently. Should be done soonish.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
work harder, this isn't charity

what are we even paying you for?

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Zzulu posted:

work harder, this isn't charity

what are we even paying you for?

What? Didn't the money go to starving gay midget stripper foundation SGMTF??

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

And now the thrilling conclusion! Sorry about the wait.

King of Bees posted:

>become a MGTOW to dispel Trump guards.



egon_beeblebrox posted:

>Go into a diabetic coma, and never re-awaken



Atma posted:

>MELT all the steel beams

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Amazing!!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

closure!

:five:

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The end..

OR IS IT?

>open eyes

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