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you. you?
yes,
no.
yes and i will tell you why
no and i will not tell you why.
no and i will tel lyou why
yes and i will not tell you why
here is why, i am try fdor a children
whyh, because it was fun, i like a chalenge
a reason, i felt like not doing so,
this is not something i wish to taldiscuss about right now
i dont think you are ready for this nknowledge
i dont want to say it
look what i can do
i did it supper man style, arms out stretched, in out in out
push and pull, this is the way for a sex
it fel ver. nice and i like it
this feeling through my body, wow, a powerful
nerves alight and tingling with please
cant beat it, this is my life
i did it once
i dont care for it
this is a nice thing , i hope to one day do it
i dont think i wantt his thing, i havent heard anything good aboiut it
no, this isnt for me, not anymore.
im empty, alone, i cant find anyone. i dont know things, i dont understand people, they dont look at ,me
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HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
i demand answers

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Problem with not wearing a condom is everything ends up a huge mess so you can't just roll over and sleep afterwards. With a condom you can just rip it off and everything is fine.

Without a condom feels better but I practically pass out after nutting.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I would like to have sex, just putting that out there.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
the sex, once you get the taste everyting else is a waste

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Shaquin posted:

if that wombs a tomb let your dick go boom as my grandpappy always said

Your grandpa is p weird to be saying stuff like that to an eight year old.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Some day soon I will have "sex" OP

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
the girl was taking drugs to artificially frustrate her procreative faculty, op.

Spooooon!!!
Apr 4, 2013
implanon is pretty great, just throwin that out there

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
A combo of impatience and apathy and stupidity.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm too tired to read the thread after clicking all the poll options but maybe after a nap i'll return with some boss posts

So Icey Seifuku
Dec 26, 2007

Why wear a condom, when god protects us all.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
my girlfriend didn't have a uterus so she couldn't get pregnant so it was fast train to ejaculation town without a condom

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Bustin makes me feel good

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Booblord Zagats posted:

Bustin makes me feel good

invisible bed

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
alergic to latesx

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Where do babies come from?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Medieval Medic posted:

Just lol if you don't raw dog your long term partner. Just lol

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I use a condom when I have sex because I don't want to get my girlfriend pregnant.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I plan on getting a vasectomy at some point because I do not want children.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Turns out birth control methods don't always work and bitches often lie about being on them at all

Condoms dont always work either but unless you feel that your partner is not a crazy woman (very very very rare) it's a nice safety net

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

notZaar posted:

I would like to have sex, just putting that out there.

Same, for anyone interested out therw

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Lonesome dwarf is a national treasure.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Medieval Medic posted:

Just lol if you don't raw dog your long term partner. Just lol

Same. Raw dogging it since day one.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I legitimately can't stay hard when I have one on so no, I never use them. Pulling out kept us baby free until like the thirty-third time I wasn't fast enough and came in her.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

Turns out birth control methods don't always work and bitches often lie about being on them at all

Condoms dont always work either but unless you feel that your partner is not a crazy woman (very very very rare) it's a nice safety net

Birth control can also be kind of expensive. I think condoms have better value that way, because they are pay as you use rather than a subscription.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

SHISHKABOB posted:

Birth control can also be kind of expensive. I think condoms have better value that way, because they are pay as you use rather than a subscription.

But if you have sex a lot (like me) then the savings are greater than condoms

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

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Frankenstyle posted:

I did it a bunch. It's good but after a while babies start falling out.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Medieval Medic posted:

Just lol if you don't raw dog your long term partner. Just lol

seriously wtf are you even doing with your life lmao

oh hang on honey let me just apply this prophylactic before we do the sex!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Moola posted:

seriously wtf are you even doing with your life lmao

oh hang on honey let me just apply this prophylactic before we do the sex!

Yeah it's not like there's any long term possible consequences to that.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Wife was on antibiotics so I had to wear condoms last month. It was terrible.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i want to have sex with lonesomedwarf

if you dont want to wear a condom we cant do it but ill give you head instead and hum the super mario brothers theme and when i hear your breathing get husky ill do the duntduntduntdunt duntduntduntdunt DUNT DUNNNNT so all parties involved can employ clock management accordingly

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

SHISHKABOB posted:

Yeah it's not like there's any long term possible consequences to that.

lmao

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Lmao@you with all your internet posturing

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ur dick stay way diseasy

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

FrankieGoes posted:

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

It sounds like your girlfriend doesn't mean enough to you to warrant shooting yourself. Why do you put up with a painful relationship?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

whoflungpoop posted:

i want to have sex with lonesomedwarf

if you dont want to wear a condom we cant do it but ill give you head instead and hum the super mario brothers theme and when i hear your breathing get husky ill do the duntduntduntdunt duntduntduntdunt DUNT DUNNNNT so all parties involved can employ clock management accordingly

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

FrankieGoes posted:

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

sever

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SHISHKABOB posted:

It sounds like your girlfriend doesn't mean enough to you to warrant shooting yourself. Why do you put up with a painful relationship?

Other than the lame sex, she's p awesome. Laughs at all my stupid jokes, is an amazing cook, makes a very good living, etc.

I kinda knew what I was getting into when she told me about her prior sex life before/when we started dating, but I figured it was something I could fix given some time. I have changed my tune with regard to that, over the last year.

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

FrankieGoes posted:

Other than the lame sex, she's p awesome. Laughs at all my stupid jokes, is an amazing cook, makes a very good living, etc.

I kinda knew what I was getting into when she told me about her prior sex life before/when we started dating, but I figured it was something I could fix given some time. I have changed my tune with regard to that, over the last year.

You should have watched more romcoms where the conflict happens cause the one person wants to change the other.

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