sex without condon, who did it, and why?

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you. you?
	yes,
	no.
	yes and i will tell you why
	no and i will not tell you why.
	no and i will tel lyou why
	yes and i will not tell you why
	here is why, i am try fdor a children
	whyh, because it was fun, i like a chalenge
	a reason, i felt like not doing so,
	this is not something i wish to taldiscuss about right now
	i dont think you are ready for this nknowledge
	i dont want to say it
	look what i can do
	i did it supper man style, arms out stretched, in out in out
	push and pull, this is the way for a sex
	it fel ver. nice and i like it
	this feeling through my body, wow, a powerful
	nerves alight and tingling with please
	cant beat it, this is my life
	i did it once
	i dont care for it
	this is a nice thing , i hope to one day do it
	i dont think i wantt his thing, i havent heard anything good aboiut it
	no, this isnt for me, not anymore.
	im empty, alone, i cant find anyone. i dont know things, i dont understand people, they dont look at ,me

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Shaquin: May 12, 2007

your girl has some problems with intimacy sorry m8

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:21

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:26

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

FrankieGoes posted:

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

condoms are fine its super unmanly to bitch about them, plus they only inhibit pleasure for men whose dicks are numb from being beaten like they owe money

as far as the other poo poo goes do you have any idea about how uncomfortable/gross a ladys pyramid is? inflate a bike pump up your rear end and leave the air in there for several days while simultaneously making GBS threads blood and gauge your compliance/approval on a scale of 1-10 when some needy bastard jiggles his smelley junk at you

then again she could stop having those if she went on the pill i recommend it its great to be pyramid free

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:27

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

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# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:29

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

whoflungpoop posted:

condoms are fine its super unmanly to bitch about them, plus they only inhibit pleasure for men whose dicks are numb from being beaten like they owe money

as far as the other poo poo goes do you have any idea about how uncomfortable/gross a ladys pyramid is? inflate a bike pump up your rear end and leave the air in there for several days while simultaneously making GBS threads blood and gauge your compliance/approval on a scale of 1-10 when some needy bastard jiggles his smelley junk at you

then again she could stop having those if she went on the pill i recommend it its great to be pyramid free

huh?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:30

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Germstore posted:

huh?

HuH ??

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:32

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

inflate a bike pump up your rear end

I'd be down for that too, but she isn't into that kind of action either.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:40

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

condoms are fine

No they're not

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its super unmanly to bitch about them

No it isn't.

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plus they only inhibit pleasure for men whose dicks are numb from being beaten like they owe money

They inhibit pleasure from all men. I can't even believe they exist given our patriarchal society. They should be banned.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:44

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Condoms are gay lol if ur a man who uses them

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:48

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

FrankieGoes posted:

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

I feel really bad for you. That sounds like her issues go way beyond sex itself.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 01:50

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

FrankieGoes posted:

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

same

FrankieGoes posted:

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

sorry to hear about this

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:02

Scald: May 5, 2008; Can't post for 26 years!

I go without a condom 95% of the way, pull out to pop one on and then go back in to drop the jizz.

Unless she's bleeding all over the place, if that's the case I'll happily drop a load for posterity.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:17

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

FrankieGoes posted:

No it isn't.

it is entirely unmanly for men to bitch about condoms or about anything regarding the specifics of a woman consenting to have your weird ducklike corkscrew dick inside her.

it will not impede sensation unless you have been masturbating with the frequency and ferocity of beating your dick with a toaster

you are having intercourse without risking an unwanted 18 year lifechanging financial obligation, or contracting a disease that turns your dong into some pus-weeping bumpy summer squash

these are eminently logical things, i thought men were supposed to be good at logic

also if you want anal from her have her gently caress your rear end first and if she doesnt reciprocate dump her for being sexist

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:26

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

whoflungpoop posted:

it is entirely unmanly for men to bitch about condoms or about anything regarding the specifics of a woman consenting to have your weird ducklike corkscrew dick inside her.

it will not impede sensation unless you have been masturbating with the frequency and ferocity of beating your dick with a toaster

you are having intercourse without risking an unwanted 18 year lifechanging financial obligation, or contracting a disease that turns your dong into some pus-weeping bumpy summer squash

these are eminently logical things, i thought men were supposed to be good at logic

also if you want anal from her have her gently caress your rear end first and if she doesnt reciprocate dump her for being sexist

Just because condoms makes sense in many situations does not somehow change the fact that they do in fact inhibit sensation. Condoms being a generally good idea does not somehow get rid of their drawbacks. Things don't have to be all good or all bad.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:31

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Benefit of having a barren wife.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:35

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Germstore posted:

Just because condoms makes sense in many situations does not somehow change the fact that they do in fact inhibit sensation. Condoms being a generally good idea does not somehow get rid of their drawbacks. Things don't have to be all good or all bad.

i didnt say they're great i said they're fine and that its super unmanly to bitch about them

i mean im sure among guys its common but its probably not a good idea to complain about them to any self-respecting woman u wanna gently caress bc then its like oh wow, look at this shithead who thinks his unremarkable dick is so super important that he'll cry like a bitch if only 99% of his sexual pleasure is fulfilled

# ? Feb 26, 2016 02:50

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

mr poop and i used condoms for a time while i was floor testing different birth control and he assured me that he was just fine with it

this was almost assuredly a lie and i respect him for telling it

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:00

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Wait, you're a woman, and you're telling trying to tell me how condoms feel for a penis? Okay, champ.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:01

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Women have penises too i dont know what kind of weirdos you've been dating

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:03

Lufiron: Nov 24, 2005

your dick may be the size of your moms giant clit, but i assure you its no penis

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:06

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

it is entirely unmanly for men to bitch about condoms or about anything regarding the specifics of a woman consenting to have your weird ducklike corkscrew dick inside her.

it will not impede sensation unless you have been masturbating with the frequency and ferocity of beating your dick with a toaster

you are having intercourse without risking an unwanted 18 year lifechanging financial obligation, or contracting a disease that turns your dong into some pus-weeping bumpy summer squash

these are eminently logical things, i thought men were supposed to be good at logic

also if you want anal from her have her gently caress your rear end first and if she doesnt reciprocate dump her for being sexist

IT's nice that yer bfs lie to you about it but a condom is terrible and turns sex into work unless its like your first time dorking a hot chick or you're 17

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:15

clam the FUCK down: Dec 20, 2013

lol if your partner doesn't use an IED to ensure no babys

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:15

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

whoflungpoop posted:

it is entirely unmanly for men to bitch about condoms or about anything regarding the specifics of a woman consenting to have your weird ducklike corkscrew dick inside her.

Nobody cares what your SJW ashamedly cis-"male" "sex" partners have to say about the matter.

quote:

it will not impede sensation unless you have been masturbating with the frequency and ferocity of beating your dick with a toaster

See, here's where you went wrong. If you'd have said something like "it'll impede sensation slightly but it really shouldn't make a difference" you might have had a leg to stand on. Since you didn't, and you don't, you're just wrong. Why don't you go find a blind person and ask them why they don't wear gloves while they're reading braille. This should help you realize how "logical" your assertions are.

quote:

you are having intercourse without risking an unwanted 18 year lifechanging financial obligation

More logic from the logic queen, who apparently has data to back up her assertion that condoms are 100% infallible.

quote:

or contracting a disease that turns your dong into some pus-weeping bumpy summer squash

AGAIN, talking committed relationships, and I'm no more at risk of STDs than she is.

quote:

these are eminently logical things, i thought men were supposed to be good at logic

Oh, you poor sweet thing, speaking of logic which you obviously know nothing about.

quote:

also if you want anal from her have her gently caress your rear end first and if she doesnt reciprocate dump her for being sexist

Check, and mate. I'm totally down for some reciprocal rear end play.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:18

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

I remember they smell weird and chemical afterwards but I'm asexual now

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:20

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Sheep-Goats posted:

IT's nice that yer bfs lie to you about it but a condom is terrible and turns sex into work unless its like your first time dorking a hot chick or you're 17

A few years ago I registered for a knitting forum to say this. A forum literally entirely about knitting, that had an OT. To make one post. To respond to a woman saying "Condoms don't make any difference at all, my bf can't even tell when he is or isn't wearing one." Your boyfriend is a LIAR, madame.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:22

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

I did it once. I was drunk so I don't really know how it compares.

Don't want to risk it again

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:23

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

I almost died in a latex gimp suit due to a previously unknown allergy so no I'll stick without touching latex

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:23

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

i dont do sex often so thessthis is ver. informative thanks to all who participated. i remembered that i had sex without concom twice i forgot about that when i made the thread.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:25

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

I remember they smell weird and chemical afterwards but I'm asexual now

You see what your mindset did to this poor man, whoflungpoop? He'd rather gently caress fleshlights and RealDolls and holes in the drywall than be forced to use a condom again. I hope you're happy.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:25

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

also what is the sponge elain was talking about the in the signfield wpisode. thinad

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:26

Doghouse: Oct 22, 2004; I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

lonesomedwarf posted:

ive been hearing a lt about sex withou t condom. do you do this without? are you a risk taker? do bad things happen, or just dont care? i like to think about this some times. i try and imagine, mmm, nice. but sometimes it doesnt make sense, and so i ask. this question, there are many answers but not everyone can say all of them. a child, perhaps, or surgeons fiddled around on the inside so things dont appen the way they would otherwise, perhaps medication to make it not happen. these things are true some times. people have a problem, and think the bad thing that happens might be good. no, not that bad thing, the really bad thing. the one thais this you? i havent been taking my meidcation
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in the internet videos condom isnt used when they do sex. have you seen this one? ive seen a few, ive never done it without. maybe one day, or maybe not. what do you think? not about me, necause i dont know. i dont mean "please answer this question about me". i wont stop you buyt that isnt what i am asking. i am asking about you. i want to know more about you, if you will tell me. the you that is deep inside, not the you that everyoen sees. i know theres more there. i would like to know, but i will not force. i dont want to seize, i dont want to dig and take with force. only gently accept what is offered, so if you would like to tell please. do so, i think we could be friends. i would like that,i think. meet me there, the place we discussed. thank you, talk

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:27

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

hi whoflungpoop i have to decline its like that song "it aint me babe it aint me your looking for". i sing this in my head every day

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:27

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Lol @ sum bitch telling me how to be masculine

I'm going my own way

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:36

Sethex: Jun 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I keep my women balanced, as Zizek would say, live passionately:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200209/crying-over-spilled-semen

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:43

Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Lil life pro tip for u goons: morning after pill doesn't work on big girls so don't blast them full of baby batter while poo poo face drunk or she will take 40% of ur salary and spend it on trash

# ? Feb 26, 2016 03:56

clam the FUCK down: Dec 20, 2013

whoflungpoop posted:

you are having intercourse without risking an unwanted 18 year lifechanging financial obligation

What kind of awful parent doesn't support their child financially well into their late 20s?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:11

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

lonesomedwarf posted:

hi whoflungpoop i have to decline its like that song "it aint me babe it aint me your looking for". i sing this in my head every day

Thats cool I hope u find a lady who treats you right dont forget to wear a jimmy tho they have colored ones and glow in the dark ones and even ones you can eat afterward but those are called fruit roll ups

# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:43

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Lil life pro tip for u goons: morning after pill doesn't work on big girls so don't blast them full of baby batter while poo poo face drunk or she will take 40% of ur salary and spend it on trash

They prolly just need a bigger dose just keep feeding her morning afters until she queefs a trashbag full of salsa

# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:50