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you. you?
yes,
no.
yes and i will tell you why
no and i will not tell you why.
no and i will tel lyou why
yes and i will not tell you why
here is why, i am try fdor a children
whyh, because it was fun, i like a chalenge
a reason, i felt like not doing so,
this is not something i wish to taldiscuss about right now
i dont think you are ready for this nknowledge
i dont want to say it
look what i can do
i did it supper man style, arms out stretched, in out in out
push and pull, this is the way for a sex
it fel ver. nice and i like it
this feeling through my body, wow, a powerful
nerves alight and tingling with please
cant beat it, this is my life
i did it once
i dont care for it
this is a nice thing , i hope to one day do it
i dont think i wantt his thing, i havent heard anything good aboiut it
no, this isnt for me, not anymore.
im empty, alone, i cant find anyone. i dont know things, i dont understand people, they dont look at ,me
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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Wife was on antibiotics so I had to wear condoms last month. It was terrible.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

FrankieGoes posted:

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

sever

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

whoflungpoop posted:

condoms are fine its super unmanly to bitch about them, plus they only inhibit pleasure for men whose dicks are numb from being beaten like they owe money

as far as the other poo poo goes do you have any idea about how uncomfortable/gross a ladys pyramid is? inflate a bike pump up your rear end and leave the air in there for several days while simultaneously making GBS threads blood and gauge your compliance/approval on a scale of 1-10 when some needy bastard jiggles his smelley junk at you

then again she could stop having those if she went on the pill i recommend it its great to be pyramid free

huh?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

whoflungpoop posted:

it is entirely unmanly for men to bitch about condoms or about anything regarding the specifics of a woman consenting to have your weird ducklike corkscrew dick inside her.

it will not impede sensation unless you have been masturbating with the frequency and ferocity of beating your dick with a toaster

you are having intercourse without risking an unwanted 18 year lifechanging financial obligation, or contracting a disease that turns your dong into some pus-weeping bumpy summer squash

these are eminently logical things, i thought men were supposed to be good at logic

also if you want anal from her have her gently caress your rear end first and if she doesnt reciprocate dump her for being sexist

Just because condoms makes sense in many situations does not somehow change the fact that they do in fact inhibit sensation. Condoms being a generally good idea does not somehow get rid of their drawbacks. Things don't have to be all good or all bad.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Wait, you're a woman, and you're telling trying to tell me how condoms feel for a penis? Okay, champ.

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