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you. you?
yes,
no.
yes and i will tell you why
no and i will not tell you why.
no and i will tel lyou why
yes and i will not tell you why
here is why, i am try fdor a children
whyh, because it was fun, i like a chalenge
a reason, i felt like not doing so,
this is not something i wish to taldiscuss about right now
i dont think you are ready for this nknowledge
i dont want to say it
look what i can do
i did it supper man style, arms out stretched, in out in out
push and pull, this is the way for a sex
it fel ver. nice and i like it
this feeling through my body, wow, a powerful
nerves alight and tingling with please
cant beat it, this is my life
i did it once
i dont care for it
this is a nice thing , i hope to one day do it
i dont think i wantt his thing, i havent heard anything good aboiut it
no, this isnt for me, not anymore.
im empty, alone, i cant find anyone. i dont know things, i dont understand people, they dont look at ,me
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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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I use a condom when I have sex because I don't want to get my girlfriend pregnant.

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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I plan on getting a vasectomy at some point because I do not want children.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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wilfredmerriweathr posted:

Turns out birth control methods don't always work and bitches often lie about being on them at all

Condoms dont always work either but unless you feel that your partner is not a crazy woman (very very very rare) it's a nice safety net

Birth control can also be kind of expensive. I think condoms have better value that way, because they are pay as you use rather than a subscription.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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Moola posted:

seriously wtf are you even doing with your life lmao

oh hang on honey let me just apply this prophylactic before we do the sex!

Yeah it's not like there's any long term possible consequences to that.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Lmao@you with all your internet posturing

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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FrankieGoes posted:

Every (even vaguely) committed relationship I've ever been in has been pill. No condom.

Until the current one. gently caress my life.

Last gf was into the freaky deaky and down for whatever and on the pill.

Current gf 100% condom usage and thinks oral and anal are things only pornstars do, and won't even give me a handy j to completion if she's on the rag.

I'm thinking about pinning a note to my shirt that says "This is because you wouldn't give up the butt" and then shooting myself in the brain.

It sounds like your girlfriend doesn't mean enough to you to warrant shooting yourself. Why do you put up with a painful relationship?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

FrankieGoes posted:

Other than the lame sex, she's p awesome. Laughs at all my stupid jokes, is an amazing cook, makes a very good living, etc.

I kinda knew what I was getting into when she told me about her prior sex life before/when we started dating, but I figured it was something I could fix given some time. I have changed my tune with regard to that, over the last year.

You should have watched more romcoms where the conflict happens cause the one person wants to change the other.

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

HuH ??

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