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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0nY7ewHEcs Hello every my fan, is me, the Anderson “Spider” Silva, and I want welcome you to GDT for UFC Fight Night: Silva vs. Bisping, 4 p.m. ET Saturday, Feb. 27 only on the UFC Fight Pass. A while ago you remember, after the Weidman beat me, the Dana y the Lorenzo make me do the video. I say “I back… I back.” But I no back, no really. I old now, I tired. Is no my time, is no even the Weidman’s time, is the Luke Hockhold time. I no win since the Stephanie Boner. I scared my leg hurt again. I need the potions to love my wife. But is normal. I old now. I also need the money to rent my house in Los Angeles. So I come again, I do my suspension, and now I do the fight in the UK. Let’s see who also do the fight. Middleweight  Anderson “the Spider” da Silva vs.  Michael “the Count” Bisping You know all about me. I was champion for longest time, I no lose in UFC at middleweight or light heavyweight for 2,457 days, which make me have longest title streak in all UFC. Sometimes I fight, sometimes I kick, sometimes I dance, but I the best, until 2013. First the Weidman knock me out, then he check my kick and I go away for a year, then the Diaz taunt me and scare me and my leg, and I get in trouble and go away another year, but now I fight the Bisping. The Michael Bisping also hold the record for most UFC fights without fight for the belt. He also old and slow, and have lazy eye now from the injury. He is like the Shale, he no hespect nothing. The Bisping talk a lot but he no can listen to the talk from another. He think this is his time, but he have the gameplan of walk in left circles every time and do a cheat. Middleweight  Gegard “the Dreamcatcher” Mousasi vs.  Thales Leites Lourenço The Mousasi was Strikeforce champion, he was Dream champion, he beat the Ilir Latifi and then move down to my weight. He lose to Jacare, beat up old men and lose to the Uriah Hall. Is normal. He no smile very much, but he has a lot of nice apartment to rent. I fight the Thales Leites way back in 2009 because no one else can then. I excited to fight. He sat down, I dance. He the Anderson Varejão of the jiu jitsu. Welterweight  Tom “The Octopus” Breese vs.  Keita “K-Taro” Nakamura I no know him very much, but I excited for the Tom Breese to fight. He finish all his fights and make the bad man Cathal Pendred go make the salad for Dublin. The Keita Nakamura fight for UFC long time ago, when I still champion. He lose three fight, but go fight and win many time in Japan. I fight in Japan long time ago, is not that impressive. But he back and choke Chinese man for $50,000. That almost 197,355R$. Bantamweight  Francisco “Cisco” Rivera vs.  Brad “One-Punch” Pickett The Francisco Rivera also lose in UFC but come back. This time he also lose, though. He 1-4 in UFC, but almost beat my friend the Urijah Faber before he cheat. The Brad Pickett is old and bad now. He gonna do a foolishness in this fight. Other poo poo to Watch Fight Pass Prelims, 12:45 p.m. ET Featherweight Mike Wilkinson vs. Makwan Amirkhani Bantamweight Davey Grant vs. Marlon Vera Middleweight Scott Askham vs. Chris Dempsey Featherweight Arnold Allen vs. Yaotzin Meza Middleweight Brad Scott vs. Krzysztof Jotko Lightweight Norman Parke vs. Rustam Khabilov Heavyweight Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Jarjis Danho Lightweight Teemu Packalén vs. Thibault Gouti Lightweight David Teymur vs. Martin Svensson Official Weigh-ins, 11 a.m. ET Friday, Feb. 26 http://www.ufc.com/media/Fight-Night-London-Official-Weigh-in-2016 Official MMA Snack Rating: The Quadruple Stacker from the Mid-2000s Burger King menu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOiq3N1HY6s
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 Uh, what Anderson means to say is uh, Michael Bisping is a punk with no skill and he’s looking forward to knocking him out for all the fans. He also thanks God and his sponsors, Reebok and Burger King.
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Bluedeanie posted:Uh, what Anderson means to say is uh, Michael Bisping is a punk with no skill and he’s looking forward to knocking him out for all the fans. He also thanks God and his sponsors, Reebok and Burger King. hahahaha
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Feb 25, 2016 18:57
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Bluedeanie posted:He finish all his fights and make the bad man Cathal Pendred go make the salad for Dublin. I don't know what this means but it seems funny and just a few days ago I was trying to figure out when Tom Breese was next booked.
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Feb 25, 2016 19:02
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CommonShore posted:I don't know what this means but it seems funny and just a few days ago I was trying to figure out when Tom Breese was next booked. Cathal Pendred now owns a salad restaurant or some poo poo.
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Bluedeanie posted:He sat down, I dance. He the Anderson Varejão of the jiu jitsu.  also i totally forgot how good that BK add was CRISPYBABY fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Feb 25, 2016 |
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Feb 25, 2016 22:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97_LA2Qnk2U Markwan 
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Feb 25, 2016 22:23
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Those poo poo talking classes at SBG sure have paid off.
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Feb 25, 2016 22:26
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Rivera's face is forty-nine years old.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Rivera's face is forty-nine years old. Wow, flashback to 2012!
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Feb 26, 2016 01:19
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This is going to be a record setting Fight Pass event, and a great opportunity for some of these rising stars to get noticed. Amirkhani is charismatic and awesome, Tom Breese seems like the real deal and Arnold Allen might turn out to be a bit special too. And I'm in the third row, so I'll get a good view of everything! (third row of the upper tier that is, so what?)
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Feb 26, 2016 01:50
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That loving Silva/Leites fight was the first UFC PPV I ever saw. Such a letdown.
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Feb 26, 2016 16:49
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Weigh ins will be starting any minute now.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:02
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Did anyone see the walk around interview Bisping did with Helwani? He was talking about how he feels that he has to win this fight no matter what to solidify his own legacy personally. It seems like this fight has really got into his head and I'm not sure if thats a good thing for him.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:04
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Gouti no-selling Packalen's curly-mustache fisticuffs rear end was pretty great. I hope Packalen gets punched hard.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:10
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Silva is looking pretty good and confident, just walked onto the scale fully clothed.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:34
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Le Saboteur posted:Silva is looking pretty good and confident, just walked onto the scale fully clothed. Gotta hide that old man body for as long as he can.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:44
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Bluedeanie posted:Gotta hide that old man body for as long as he can. He also looked like he wanted to kill Bisping which was pretty cool.
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Feb 26, 2016 17:46
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Le Saboteur posted:Did anyone see the walk around interview Bisping did with Helwani? He was talking about how he feels that he has to win this fight no matter what to solidify his own legacy personally. It seems like this fight has really got into his head and I'm not sure if thats a good thing for him. When it's all said and done I don't even know what Bisping's legacy will be. Like he has 25+ fights in the UFC and his most impressive win is probably knocking out a 40-year-old actor in four rounds. I guess sticking around for that long in the total absence of any notable achievements is an achievement in and of itself?
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Feb 26, 2016 18:19
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The most impressive thing that ever happened to Bisping is getting severely knocked by Hendo.
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Feb 26, 2016 18:22
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colonel_korn posted:When it's all said and done I don't even know what Bisping's legacy will be. Like he has 25+ fights in the UFC and his most impressive win is probably knocking out a 40-year-old actor in four rounds. I guess sticking around for that long in the total absence of any notable achievements is an achievement in and of itself? No matter what Bisping does between now and retirement his legacy is going to be the same as Frank Trigg's - being on every UFC highlight reel until the end of time
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Feb 26, 2016 18:24
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Bisping's been a great gatekeeper for the MW's for a long time. It's a shame for him that he never really got his title opportunity, but there's enough merit in being a consistent Top 5-10 roughly MW for as long as he had.
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Feb 26, 2016 18:35
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Bisping's been a great gatekeeper for the MW's for a long time. It's a shame for him that he never really got his title opportunity, but there's enough merit in being a consistent Top 5-10 roughly MW for as long as he had. Dude also gets paid like 400k a fight and has been getting paid that well since like 4 or 5 years ago, he's probably the best paid UFC fighter who has never had a title shot.
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Feb 26, 2016 20:56
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My strongest feeling about bisping is still hating him for gloating about giving Hamill a boxing lesson after he won the robbery
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Feb 26, 2016 21:34
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I'm kind of disappointed that the days yearning for Bisping getting fed to Silva for a spectacular and embarrassing KO was so long ago. Now that the fight is actually here I don't feel much of anything about that outcome. I might even be more interested in Bisping winning at this point. What the gently caress. I think what I'm trying to say is that by watching Hendo punch gifs/vids routinely for the last 7 years I think this itch has long since been scratched.
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Feb 26, 2016 21:57
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I would love it if Bisping won because it'd make too many people irrationally upset.
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Feb 26, 2016 22:02
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Josuke Higashikata posted:I would love it if Bisping won because it'd make too many people irrationally upset. Would anyone really care?
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Feb 26, 2016 22:10
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I get kicks from watching Sherdog flip its top and Sherdog would definitely flip its top. If it's a controversial TKO or something for Bisping it'd be even better.
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Feb 26, 2016 22:12
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Count Roland posted:Would anyone really care? Dangersim probably.
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Feb 26, 2016 22:17
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Anime is real to Joe Silva.
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Feb 26, 2016 22:28
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Le Saboteur posted:Anime is real to Joe Silva. thats a great matchup. my moneys on on goku but no doubt vegeta will go the distance with him
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Feb 26, 2016 22:33
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bisping was a great fighter to be irrationally angry at because he'd always win enough inconsequential fights that you really wanted to see him lose, and then he always lost.
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Feb 27, 2016 00:29
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Le Saboteur posted:Anime is real to Joe Silva. oh my god
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Feb 27, 2016 00:48
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I have a lot of fun rooting against Bisping, but it's in a jovial, lighthearted way. I don't hate him or anything, he's just a shittalking goof, and he's just as entertaining to jeer when he taunts and gloats as he is to cheer when he gets shut up. Looking forward to either outcome tomorrow 
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Feb 27, 2016 00:56
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Le Saboteur posted:Anime is real to Joe Silva. I hope they spend the first round charging up.
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Feb 27, 2016 02:27
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Somehow that five minutes will last three and a half hours.
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Feb 27, 2016 02:30
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Anime is for pedophiles.
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Feb 27, 2016 03:29
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Here's hoping he makes bisping look like forrest Griffin
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Feb 27, 2016 03:40
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Le Saboteur posted:Anime is real to Joe Silva. Hell yea
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Le Saboteur posted:Anime is real to Joe Silva. This is a fight I can get behind.
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