Millenials just need a good role model

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbXQa05Z6c&t=34s

Instead of whining and begging your CEO to pay your phone bill maybe do what this fine upstanding gentleman did and pay off your loans. You had no problem spending my hard earned tax money to get your degree in spirit totems but now you wanna whine that you need to be an adult and do your responsibilities. Go gently caress your self.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:39

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El Boot: Mar 18, 2009; Thank Dog It's Friday

Volume posted:

Go gently caress your self.

on it

# ? Feb 26, 2016 04:42

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Ive been sel3cted as a platnium sponsor of the olypic games

# ? Feb 26, 2016 05:18

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Volume posted:

Instead of whining

Ironic that the rest of the post after this is just a bunch of whining.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 06:24

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

How about an obese Mennonite woman who sounds like droopy the cartoon dog and says tidbits of wisdom like "I'll tell you what my sister's mouth so big she can fit a whole watch innit"

# ? Feb 26, 2016 06:53

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i dont think theres any saving millennials op they are just bad people

# ? Feb 26, 2016 07:09

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

i envision a future in which a nerd is pleading wirh me to save the worlds last book and i look him right in the eye and take a huge bite out of it

# ? Feb 26, 2016 07:12

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2endkf2E2kw&t=23s

# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:08

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Bernie Sanders is the Millenial role model OP. hth

# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:11

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

They already have chris pratt.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:11

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Suck the contents of my balls, all of you. There is a paycheck involved.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:12

naem: May 29, 2011

JOOOOOOOBBBBBBSSSSSS

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# ? Feb 26, 2016 08:17

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Kurt Cobain was a good role model.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:04

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I did some research anf turns out my great great grandfather was an IDM producer

# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:12

Bipolar Transistor: Feb 21, 2016; I said a flip, flop, the hippie the hippie to the flip flop flop, you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Isaac posted:

I did some research anf turns out my great great grandfather was an IDM producer

Rip Charles Cooper

# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:13

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

It was the aphex twins

# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:14

Bipolar Transistor: Feb 21, 2016; I said a flip, flop, the hippie the hippie to the flip flop flop, you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Isaac posted:

It was the aphex twins

Didn't they have 3 people and one was black?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:16

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I gotta role model for ya OP

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# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:23

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Oh it's like that poo poo Stupid Jesus Lovers Say thread but baby boomers instead

# ? Feb 26, 2016 09:38

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

its funny because the much larger % of millenials that are not at all like the stereotype are instead being used up and thrown out

# ? Feb 26, 2016 10:18

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

The future is the 1890's

# ? Feb 26, 2016 10:22

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Professor Shark posted:

The future is the 1890's

I'm ready for Hillary to lead us into battle with the Spaniards declare war on us over our Cuban policy

# ? Feb 26, 2016 12:01

Alucard Nacirema: Apr 22, 2008; by exmarx

Donald Trump is our role model now

# ? Feb 26, 2016 12:25

NihilismNow: Aug 31, 2003

Many millenials are role models to their children, the first of which are in high school now.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 12:26

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I agree, OP.

It should be a self-made man. Someone who came from very humble beginnings, perhaps a frustrated artist, who, through struggle and dedication, rose to national prominence. Someone whose vision changed the lives of millions of people.

I speak, of course, of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 12:31

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i envision a future in which a nerd is pleading wirh me to save the worlds last book and i look him right in the eye and take a huge bite out of it

Are... are books the only food left?

# ? Feb 26, 2016 13:15

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

lena dunham is the voice of our generation, didn't you get the memo

# ? Feb 26, 2016 14:04

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

NihilismNow posted:

Many millenials are role models to their children, the first of which are in high school now.

do they write long blog posts to their kids complaining thay they dont change their own diapers

# ? Feb 26, 2016 14:21

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

jackyl posted:

do they write long blog posts to their kids complaining thay they dont change their own diapers

I'm glad I came from a generation where my mom just smacked me when I didn't do poo poo instead of writing neurotic overwrought blog posts about it.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 14:51

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Are... are books the only food left?

no i'm just being a jerk

# ? Feb 26, 2016 18:26

PuppiesAndKitties: Jun 5, 2008; I LOVE KYASHI'S MONEY; Grimey Drawer

"My hard earned tax money"

Eat a bag of dicks OP, millennials are the ones footing the bill for your nursing home.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:20

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

TERRY CREWS GOT OFF PORN

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:22

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 26, 2016 19:33

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Mr. Peanut

# ? Feb 26, 2016 21:16

SirEvelynTremble: Dec 25, 2013; FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

They're waiting for the Antichrist to show up

Hsil satan

# ? Feb 26, 2016 21:18

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

i just want to get a part for the ocharley's comercial and be a roll model

# ? Feb 26, 2016 21:21

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Volume posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbXQa05Z6c&t=34s

Instead of whining and begging your CEO to pay your phone bill maybe do what this fine upstanding gentleman did and pay off your loans. You had no problem spending my hard earned tax money to get your degree in spirit totems but now you wanna whine that you need to be an adult and do your responsibilities. Go gently caress your self.

they need a role model with deodorized balls

i think you have the chestnuts for this task

# ? Feb 26, 2016 21:39

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

mdm posted:

I'm ready for Hillary to lead us into battle with the Spaniards declare war on us over our Cuban policy

hell yeah. its about time we kicked the poo poo out of spain again.

# ? Feb 26, 2016 21:43

Otacon: Aug 13, 2002

my role model is miley cyrus so now i am licking hammers and letting my armpit hair grow out, anyone wanna join me

# ? Feb 26, 2016 22:35

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jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

fart

# ? Feb 26, 2016 23:58

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