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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Isaac posted:

I think im in the too much vomitint zong my esophagus hurts. Its not so bad atm. Wheb you get it bad its a living nightmare. You gotta wince in pain as every drop of beer trickles down your inflamed throat

RU WASTED LOLCOOL REPORT BAC

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im sober

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My pipes burn and my spit has the consistency of foamy honey and my body is producing saliva in a manner that you do before you vomit

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Oh Don Piano posted:

RU WASTED LOLCOOL REPORT BAC

you seem mad

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
maybe take a "chill pill"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
my doctor said I should drink less but what does that "r" word know?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Has anyone else been taking Viagra pills via direct insertion into the penis? It works almost instantly for a full hard on.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Isaac posted:

Im sober

im working on finishing 2 pints of booze
































tell me are you a badfish too?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Measured doses of drugs so you can count numbers to a threshold and maybe not die, by treating from whatever ails you from your lust for euphoria or your sadbrains or defective glands, or pain you deserve. it's facsinating, why do you want to stop talking about prescription drugs. More to talk about than street drugs. Smoke weed yeah ok neat. Shoot heroin and die. Smoke meth and go insane. Snort coke with adulterants that dissolve your body that were probably cut at or near extraction which means you will never have safe cocaine unless you operate on eyeballs.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ehat the heck is a badfish nooner

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
baby im a big blue whale

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
That alice in chains song


Whhaaatd yiur drug of choiiiiicee

Wel what have you goooppppo oooot

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

the great deceiver posted:

baby im a big blue whale

this guy is cool and gets it

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

well, are you currently vomiting? How are the drugs effecting you? Have you ever done this much drugs?

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
xanax klonopin percocet

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


If you haven't been so high you just feel bliss and your tummy is upset so you stand up and rush to the toilet and purge a bit then stagger away from the toilet back to what you were doing, like i don't think you've lived a full life personally.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Oh Don Piano posted:

well, are you currently vomiting? How are the drugs effecting you? Have you ever done this much drugs?

trip report: i just took a "nature's life" 500mg magnesium supplement. it says it promotes healthy muscles and nerves. waiting for effects to peak, i have glowsticks, vicks vaporub and am listening to tool

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Last few days ive woken up and felt fine then as soon as i stand up i immediately vomit

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

the great deceiver posted:

trip report: i just took a "nature's life" 500mg magnesium supplement. it says it promotes healthy muscles and nerves. waiting for effects to peak, i have glowsticks, vicks vaporub and am listening to tool

did you plug it?

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
oH god i Feel it gently caress i thINk i toook tooo muC79

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im pretty hammered and watching Cybershell's Sonic LP. LPs now are loving weak and terrible but he was back when they were crazy funny and is totally worth watching if you have like 20 minutes and wants to laugh a bunch watch this http://lparchive.org/Sonic-1-to-3/

E: trigger warning, he says mean words like the "f" (gay one) and "c" word a lot

Nooner fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Feb 26, 2016

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You're addicted to lipstick?

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an rear end.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

the great deceiver posted:

trip report: i just took a "nature's life" 500mg magnesium supplement. it says it promotes healthy muscles and nerves. waiting for effects to peak, i have glowsticks, vicks vaporub and am listening to tool

Hoooly poo poo.... buckle in loolll... omfg

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Tramadol Junkie posted:

If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an rear end.

I was only trying to be an rear end. I can already tell you're addicted to lipstick, Mr. Red Lips.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I was only trying to be an rear end. I can already tell you're addicted to lipstick, Mr. Red Lips.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I stopped taking pill poo poo everything I do to feel good goes up in smoke

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Same but the opposite

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i do a bunch of uppers then do physics work/stare at a book for 34 hours i get like half the sleep of a nomrla person and will die at like 30 but lol life sucks anyway

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive been predicting my mate damaz is gonna die soon for like 10 years.

Today i was thinking how if i died first id be so pissed off.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Work/time is not for your purposes finite or zero sum. Lucky for you you may die sooner or much later than you expect bc you are mortal and trapped in a cosmic lottery of mostly unpredictable events

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
He went to ask a guy for a job at his house at 11pm with no shoes on and piss all over his pants and orange juice all over his shirt. I was there and it ruled.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I popped like 60 oxy's since Saturday. Prescribed and everything due to the broken wrist thing.
5mg means they're weak af right? Anyway healing quite well thanks for asking.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Champenema posted:

I popped like 60 oxy's since Saturday. Prescribed and everything due to the broken wrist thing.
5mg means they're weak af right? Anyway healing quite well thanks for asking.

5 is weak in the sense they go up to 100+ but unless youre a smackhead its gonna get you high as heck

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Champenema posted:

I popped like 60 oxy's since Saturday. Prescribed and everything due to the broken wrist thing.
5mg means they're weak af right? Anyway healing quite well thanks for asking.

great job you should take more to celebrate

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I had a 100mg ms contin once and id shave wafers off it w a sharp knife and itd get me off my face

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
There's 10 left but I'm outta the woods pain-wise. Savin em for sleeps

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
please only take your prescription meds as the doctor prescribed. namaste

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Don't have one. I don't have any prescriptions other than some weird eye drops for my dog and honestly she needs them so I'd be a monster if I used them instead

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
prescribe myself a shot of tequila for breakfast and the day is fabulous

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Well OP I-[bakes to death in a hot car]

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