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DoctorStrangelove posted:Best one I can think of is Samuel Jackson and his dingus in Hateful 8. yeah and he's never won an oscar either from what i can recall
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:53 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:17 |
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"Hey guys, I bet you're expecting a race joke, but I just wanted to take this opportunity to apologize for appearing on Louie a few seasons ago!"
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:55 |
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What's the deal with airline food?
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:58 |
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If there ain't a front row full of Denzels, Dejohns, and Demonts waitin' to see if they won anything here next year, I'm bringin' my goddamn gat.
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:10 |
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"I had one good comedy special almost 20 years ago that some people still remember fondly. My most famous roles were as Pookie in New Jack City and the guy that wanted one rib in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka."
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:13 |
*chris rock comes out dressed as ruby rod* oh dis poo poo gonna light up the reddit i tells ya
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:16 |
Mariana Horchata posted:yeah and he's never won an oscar either from what i can recall oscar for best actor goes to samjack's CGI tongue from the hateful eight
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:17 |
chris rock does a meatwad impression for about 20 seconds before giving it up and actually reading what's on the teleprompter
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:18 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:"I am the only black guy allowed on the stage tonight" Chris Rock is quickly taking over bill Cosbys role of "black guy racists quote to shame other black people"
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:18 |
chris rock comes out dressed as donkey from shrek and says EDDY MURPIE COULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT, HEE HAW
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:20 |
chris rock comes out and says "hashtag - it's about ethics in oscars journalism" and then looks around wildly for approval
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:22 |
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how do you spoil a tapdance tho?
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:25 |
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I Love Jesus posted:how do you spoil a tapdance tho? You can cover the floor in: - banana peels - ball bearings - grease - smaller ball bearings than the first time - grapeseed oil (NOT CANOLA) - bear traps - naked men
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:33 |
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he should rub his eyes like he's crying and say "oscars so white" in a sobbing voice
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:35 |
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Gotta share the stage with Peter Dinklage cuz technically I'm only 3/5ths of a host
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:13 |
CharlestonJew posted:Gotta share the stage with Peter Dinklage cuz technically I'm only 3/5ths of a host ayyyyyyyyy
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:15 |
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cram me sideways posted:*chris rock comes out dressed as ruby rod* oh dis poo poo gonna light up the reddit i tells ya http://i.imgur.com/CS5Rxt5.gifv
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# ? Feb 28, 2016 03:08 |
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OP nailed it
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 08:53 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man ... you loving dick
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 09:01 |
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I think the bit where he shucked corn for a whole minute while Asian children pretended to make phones in the background was a bit tone deaf
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 09:15 |
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I think the bit where he shucked corn for a whole minute while Asian children pretended to make phones in the background was a bit tone deaf Was that the three asian kid bit? Or was that a joke about maths?
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 10:02 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:17 |
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BTW OP i tried to watch the Oscars but they were so persistent and obnoxious with the no blacks thing that I couldn't put up with it, this despite being a certified friend to the black man.
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