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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
My wife is a high school teacher, and she found this on her windshield while leaving school today:





Could this be legit? Could it be a scam? Are the bonuses dank as hell? Could it have anything to do with her being stuck teaching in Baltimore? Maybe I'm just being a loving goony nerd bitch and it's just a head shop or hydroponics store, who knows? I could google it, but I'd rather leave it to my imagination and maybe hear what you guys think. Also, bonus kitty that wouldn't leave the card alone.

EDIT: ball dropped

ContraBoss fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Feb 27, 2016

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ContraBoss posted:

My wife is a high school teacher, and she found this on her windshield while leaving school today:




Could this be legit? Could it be a scam? Are the bonuses dank as hell? Could it have anything to do with her being stuck teaching in Baltimore? Maybe I'm just being a loving goony nerd bitch and it's just a head shop or hydroponics store, who knows? I could google it, but I'd rather leave it to my imagination and maybe hear what you guys think. Also, bonus kitty that wouldn't leave the card alone.

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Link is broken fuccboi

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
how exactly do you end up in baltimore

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Shaquin posted:

how exactly do you end up in baltimore

there is giving up and then there is REEEEAAAALLLY giving up

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
pack your bags we're moving to the bad city that is awful

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

ContraBoss posted:

My wife is a high school teacher, and she found this on her windshield while leaving school today:

http://.com/a/img923/8082/QiMgzu.jpg


Could this be legit? Could it be a scam? Are the bonuses dank as hell? Could it have anything to do with her being stuck teaching in Baltimore? Maybe I'm just being a loving goony nerd bitch and it's just a head shop or hydroponics store, who knows? I could google it, but I'd rather leave it to my imagination and maybe hear what you guys think. Also, bonus kitty that wouldn't leave the card alone.

EDIT: fuckin gently caress the image won't imbed.

Natural poo poo-posting in the wild here folks. You cannot cultivate this in captivity.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
id rather live in Merced than Baltimore lol

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Shaquin posted:

pack your bags we're moving to the bad city that is awful

this isn't far off from how i broke it to my wife when i found out i had to move here. she cried a lot.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
how do you fail to copy paste fucker op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
weed man vs. vape goat


ROUND 1 FIGHT

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Sintax posted:

how do you fail to copy paste fucker op

you shouldnt expect much out of someone who chose to live in baltimore...

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
i'm trying to set a precedence of incompetence here for some pity replies

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
a sex criminal or a big time grower looking for trimmers would be my guess

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

thanks for putting your cat in the photo op otherwise i would have downvoted you, on the internet.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ContraBoss posted:

My wife is a high school teacher, and she found this on her windshield while leaving school today:





Could this be legit? Could it be a scam? Are the bonuses dank as hell? Could it have anything to do with her being stuck teaching in Baltimore? Maybe I'm just being a loving goony nerd bitch and it's just a head shop or hydroponics store, who knows? I could google it, but I'd rather leave it to my imagination and maybe hear what you guys think. Also, bonus kitty that wouldn't leave the card alone.

EDIT: ball dropped

Your wife has cute lil paws.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i applied for the position i'll let you guys know how it goes

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Sounds like a golden opportunity, OP!

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

EorayMel posted:

Sounds like a golden opportunity, OP!

its gotta be more lucrative than teaching millennials

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Even by the most loose standards, nobody considered high schoolers to be millennials anymore. That ship has sailed.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

notZaar posted:

Even by the most loose standards, nobody considered high schoolers to be millennials anymore. That ship has sailed.

im a millennial

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm a millennial, as well.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Nooner posted:

im a millennial

ditto, but that became painfully obvious following the execution of my own thread

ContraBoss fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Feb 27, 2016

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

notZaar posted:

Your wife has cute lil paws.

bestiality plus foot fetish that's a whopper

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i'm a Willenial

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

AugmentedVision posted:

bestiality plus foot fetish that's a whopper

smh if you don't think cat paws are cute regardless of your genital status

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





it's almost definitely a gardening company

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Cowman posted:

it's almost definitely a gardening company

I finally gave and looked them up; just a drat lawn-care business.

voted 1

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You should find this weed man and drop a nickel on the floor then tell him can he please bend down and look at that nickel so you can put your penis into his rectum.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

You should find this weed man and drop a nickel on the floor then tell him can he please bend down and look at that nickel so you can put your penis into his rectum.

drat thats a good plan. stealing this

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

a hole-y ghost posted:

You should find this weed man and drop a nickel on the floor then tell him can he please bend down and look at that nickel so you can put your penis into his rectum.

that is a good plan, dude. here's a nude pic of my wife for your troubles

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

AugmentedVision posted:

bestiality plus foot fetish that's a whopper

Animals don't have feet you dweeb.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
You can tell it's his wife b/c of the painted toenails.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
I was the weed man in high school. Unfortunately.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Ceciltron posted:

You can tell it's his wife b/c of the painted toenails.

she looks hot in hot pink

(those were temporary claw-caps so she doesn't destroy the couch)

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

I saw the Weed Man while driving home from work a couple years ago

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

I saw the Weed Man while driving home from work a couple years ago



wow! maybe he's like a modern Johnny Appleseed, except he drives around and hydroseeds purple kush where needed.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ContraBoss posted:

that is a good plan, dude. here's a nude pic of my wife for your troubles


they're hiring cats as teachers now??? god drat liberals!!!

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Oooooh, it's a lawnscaping service....

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