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dad gay. so what posted:gently caress you  wow man harsh
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A life hack for op: Start drinking at noon so you're drunk af by 6pm and passed out by 9pm and then you get up by 9am having slept through the worst of your hangover and you're ready and raring to go out and do something productive like hammer on poo poo at 9:30am.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:53
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I found I don't get bad hangovers from more expensive alcohol, hope this helps
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Feb 27, 2016 22:59
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My room has so many flies i had to get my rabbit and move out. Theres millions of flies in there the noise is overpowering. I dont know where they came from. What did i do last night to get all these flies.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:01
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did you kill your rabbit isaac have you seen your rabbit isaac when was the last time you saw your rabbit isaac
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Feb 27, 2016 23:02
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do you know any "yanks" isaac?
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Feb 27, 2016 23:03
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hammerin yo wife outside yo window cause you can't handle ya drank
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Feb 27, 2016 23:06
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Drink like 2 liters of water for every 5-6 alcoholic beverages, no hangovers ever.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:06
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My rabbits fine me and him are chilling outside where there are less flies. I kniw a guy called "dan" who has an american accent. I think he might be american.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:07
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Isaac posted:My rabbits fine me and him are chilling outside where there are less flies. i know dan hes not american dont believe his lies
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Feb 27, 2016 23:07
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Isaac posted:My room has so many flies i had to get my rabbit and move out. Theres millions of flies in there the noise is overpowering. I dont know where they came from. What did i do last night to get all these flies. Do you remember a tall man wearing a jacket with a deer skin suitcase full of flies?
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Feb 27, 2016 23:07
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i guess flies breed at the end of summer in australia?
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Feb 27, 2016 23:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do you remember a tall man wearing a jacket with a deer skin suitcase full of flies? Coukda been. I was pretty drunk last night iirc
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Feb 27, 2016 23:10
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the great deceiver posted:i know dan hes not american dont believe his lies Im gonna have to confront dan about this
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Feb 27, 2016 23:10
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do not confront dan, i strongly urge you to reconsider.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:10
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they are clapboard flies they are real loving assholes and it's almost impossible to get rid of them unless you are willing to get crazy
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Feb 27, 2016 23:11
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nomadologique posted:do not confront dan, i strongly urge you to reconsider. I have to find out why hes tricking me
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Feb 27, 2016 23:12
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When you spray the flies the noise gets worse cause theyre buzzing all retarded and panicked
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Feb 27, 2016 23:12
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Its 9:13 on sunday morning and im having one of those coffee capsule coffees and its maybe the worst coffee ive ever drank
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Feb 27, 2016 23:13
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how big are they? did they appear during yoru period of withdrawal, or your period of peak intoxication? have you noticed them under your skin, or in your mouth or ears?
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Feb 27, 2016 23:14
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the weekend is for home improvement and personal enrichment through hobbies, nooner 
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Feb 27, 2016 23:15
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they dont really ascribe to rhyme or reason i spent a summer banging out a pale big nosed chick in my weird fly infested apartment which sounds gross but they were concentrated around two windows so it was a lot of "lol these loving flies" between bang a rangin
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Feb 27, 2016 23:16
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nomadologique posted:how big are they? did they appear during yoru period of withdrawal, or your period of peak intoxication? have you noticed them under your skin, or in your mouth or ears? I didnt notice them when i was drunk. I think i had the door open most of the night. Possibly how the flies got in...
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Feb 27, 2016 23:19
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Theres hu dreds of kilos of spent malted grain mash all over the paddock which is creating a strong smell and the flies like it
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Feb 27, 2016 23:20
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im eating my own poo poo
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Feb 28, 2016 00:01
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dad gay. so what posted:im eating my own poo poo wow look at this uncultured son of a bitch i bet you didn't evne consider using a cast iron pan or the sous vide method
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Feb 28, 2016 00:04
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look at me everyone i cook my turds like a plebian midwesterner
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Feb 28, 2016 00:05
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I was awakened on Wednesday morning at 3am by two Asian teenage girls having a really loud conversation on their balcony. And by loud I mean they were yelling at each other conversationally as if they were trying to communicate during a death metal show that only they could hear. Then a Russian neighbor on the other side came out and yelled SHUT UP, to which the girls replied NO, YOU SHUT UP, to which the Russian dude replied NO, YOU SHUT UP and it went back and forth like that until I decided to trigger the C4 I planted in the underground parking garage, collapsing the building and killing everyone inside. Then I crawled out of the rubble and found a mattress that was mostly intact and dragged it on to the sidewalk and went back to sleep.
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Feb 28, 2016 00:26
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Im guessin it was... ...HAMMER TIME
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Feb 28, 2016 05:47
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551pm sunday Came home and my bedroom has so many dead flies im gonna have to go get the big broom.
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Feb 28, 2016 07:51
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If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land, I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between, My brothers and my sisters, All over this land.
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Feb 28, 2016 09:46
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dad gay. so what posted:im eating my own poo poo Well you wouldn't eat someone else's poo poo that's disgusting
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Feb 28, 2016 09:48
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Drink Cheerwine posted:If I had a hammer, Sounds kinda weird to be hammering love between siblings
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Feb 28, 2016 09:49
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Romes128 posted:Well you wouldn't eat someone else's poo poo that's disgusting ive got something called "dribbling diarrhea" so im trying to make lemonade when life handed me "dribbling diarrhea"
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Feb 28, 2016 09:50
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dad gay. so what posted:ive got something called "dribbling diarrhea" so im trying to make lemonade when life handed me "dribbling diarrhea" If your pee is yellow enough you could drink it cause it kinda looks like lemonade Also if your pee looks like lemonade you're probably dehydrated so drink less pee and more water
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Feb 28, 2016 09:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOT2XC9nmSU
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Feb 28, 2016 10:21
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feel the beat you fucks
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Feb 28, 2016 10:22
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It was me OP. I was the one hammering your mom at 9:30 Saturday morning.
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