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if they are all watching porn all the time and cranking it, why even have marriage or dating? how could a real woman compare to hacking off to imagination?
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Because a pussy feels better than your hand jfc. Motherfuckers have literally died and started wars over pussy, and you can't seem to figure out the appeal of it? Beep Boop you're a robot virgin.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:44
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because men have feelings to we are just conditioned to acknowledge intimacy as undesirable hth Op
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Feb 27, 2016 23:44
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the most expensive piece of real estate in the world a piece you never actually own. at least nowadays. loving progressives.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:47
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Windows 98 posted:Because a pussy feels better than your hand jfc. Motherfuckers have literally died and started wars over pussy, and you can't seem to figure out the appeal of it? Beep Boop you're a robot virgin.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:49
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PromethiumX posted:the most expensive piece of real estate in the world Might I suggest MGTOW? I promise it has nothing to do with pussy.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:50
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because having female companionship is really nice
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Feb 27, 2016 23:50
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Dreddout posted:Might I suggest MGTOW? I promise it has nothing to do with pussy. oh they are pussys alright
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Feb 27, 2016 23:51
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Windows 98 posted:Because a pussy feels better than your hand jfc. Motherfuckers have literally died and started wars over pussy, and you can't seem to figure out the appeal of it? Beep Boop you're a robot virgin. Speak for yourself. I moisturize and keep my hand in a special glove to make sure it stays silky and soft
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Feb 27, 2016 23:51
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Whelp the first two posts covered it, close thread ban op
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Feb 27, 2016 23:52
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VendaGoat posted:Whelp the first two posts covered it, close thread ban op
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Feb 27, 2016 23:54
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I can only speak for myself but I don't think men are masterbating all day every day.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:54
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Who told you I was wanking off all the time?
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Feb 27, 2016 23:55
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your balls are like a health gauge in halo or destiny, they will fill up soon after you nearly empty them so you have to always have to do something about it.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:56
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Because jacking it doesn't leave poo flecks on my dork.
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Feb 28, 2016 00:49
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Sex is like wanking except the vagina is the hand and you don't have to imagine anything
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Feb 28, 2016 00:53
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I'm too lazy to have sex and too lazy to rub one out.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:00
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VendaGoat posted:Whelp the first two posts covered it, close thread ban op
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Feb 28, 2016 01:01
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VendaGoat posted:Whelp the first two posts covered it, close thread ban op
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Feb 28, 2016 01:01
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One day they'll develop a way to like clone just vaginas and butts of pornstars you can buy. Its disgusting to think about but you know it'll happen.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:03
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whoops double post.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:04
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Microwaves Mom posted:One day they'll develop a way to like clone just vaginas and butts of pornstars you can buy. Its disgusting to think about but you know it'll happen. Don't they already make customized fleshlights?
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Feb 28, 2016 01:05
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Business Gorillas posted:Don't they already make customized fleshlights? yeah but im talking like living vaginas.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:06
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wanking won't make me a sandwich
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Feb 28, 2016 01:08
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Microwaves Mom posted:One day they'll develop a way to like clone just vaginas and butts of pornstars you can buy. Its disgusting to think about but you know it'll happen.  
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Feb 28, 2016 01:09
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I say we take off and nuke OP from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:39
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i heard ppl like to microwave banana peels and then proceed to get on down to sexy town up inside of them...anyone ever try that? anyone ever get a little too ambitious with the microwave time?? If so pls tell me id like to know all about it.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:51
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If I recall correctly this was a mouth and those pistons are for shaping it so air traveling through it will make a variety of sounds, ie: speech. It is not a sex toy.
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Feb 28, 2016 01:54
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ArbitraryC posted:If I recall correctly this was a mouth and those pistons are for shaping it so air traveling through it will make a variety of sounds, ie: speech. It is not a sex toy. The time between when that was built and someone stuck their dick in it could be used to accurately time neutrinos passing through butter
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Feb 28, 2016 01:57
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If puss was available anytime a guy wanted it, then beating off wouldn't be necessary. As long as a guy isnt getting laid, then he shall beat the meat. is this really a serious question???
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Feb 28, 2016 01:58
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ArbitraryC posted:If I recall correctly this was a mouth and those pistons are for shaping it so air traveling through it will make a variety of sounds, ie: speech. It is not a sex toy. Call it whatever you want but I'm still gettin laid tonite.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:00
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pussy doesn't really feel any better through a condom but there's a roleplay component to sex that's fun and makes it more intense anyway
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Feb 28, 2016 02:12
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There is also the taste and smell factors which brains find enhance the experience.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:16
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women are rats . NO THANKS
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Feb 28, 2016 02:18
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the musk
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Feb 28, 2016 02:18
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oops I thought I was posting in the 'revenge porn' thread ok but still
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Feb 28, 2016 02:40
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Mariana Horchata posted:i heard ppl like to microwave banana peels and then proceed to get on down to sexy town up inside of them...anyone ever try that? anyone ever get a little too ambitious with the microwave time?? If so pls tell me id like to know all about it. I'll do it IRL if you come to watch. I'd imagine it feels really bad and weird.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:43
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criscodisco posted:Because jacking it doesn't leave poo flecks on my dork. Jfc how are you loving sex up so badly that you get poo poo on your dick smdh.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:47
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Only through a union of two can humanity achieve greater empathy and enlightenment through deep recognition of another as a complete and whole individual, op
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I don't look at it as sex so much as a girl jacking me off with her pussy 
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