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Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

ethanol posted:

ok fine your loving coeffecient of kinetic friction is 0.35 for the top and bottom of the lower bloack you loving oval office
Okay, then the net force is 2.5 N, and the acceleration will be 5/6 m/s2

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's a stupid machine and nobody is going to make that. :colbert:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ethanol posted:

actually gently caress you use the variables assfuck this isn't some stupid loving homework problem

this is a test and you failed

:smith: just like life

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Strudel Man posted:

Okay, then the net force is 2.5 N, and the acceleration will be 5/6 m/s2

extremely wrong

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me
I cast 7 at the darkness.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*ties piece of string to hernia*
*threads between legs and ties to end of dick*
*marks each end with fingers and holds up to eyes*
how long is a piece of string?!

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

ethanol posted:

extremely wrong
Nuh-uh. We've got a normal force of 10 N for the top block, the friction of which essentially counts double; it acts to the right on the top block as it moves to the left, and by action-reaction, to the left on the lower block as it moves to the right. With a .35 coefficient of friction, that's 7 N of opposing force. Throw in an additional 30*.35 for the whole shebang against the floor, 10.5, and you've got 17.5 opposing the 20 N applied force, leaving 2.5 for acceleration.

Funkatron5000
Apr 23, 2014
That's easy, its over 9000.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it's loving zero, nothing Is moving in the goddam picture

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Strudel Man posted:

Nuh-uh. We've got a normal force of 10 N for the top block, the friction of which essentially counts double; it acts to the right on the top block as it moves to the left, and by action-reaction, to the left on the lower block as it moves to the right. With a .35 coefficient of friction, that's 7 N of opposing force. Throw in an additional 30*.35 for the whole shebang against the floor, 10.5, and you've got 17.5 opposing the 20 N applied force, leaving 2.5 for acceleration.


I'm sorry your wrong and retarded

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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ethanol posted:

It's ok 80% of people have the math skills of an 8 year old, it's just amazing they all ended up here in this thread when it clearly says 'math wizards' only

Well it's an easy mistake to make when the OP has the mental capacity of a 3 year old crack baby.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

ethanol posted:

I'm sorry your wrong and retarded
This has not been demonstrated to my satisfaction.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

*ties piece of string to hernia*
*threads between legs and ties to end of dick*
*marks each end with fingers and holds up to eyes*
how long is a piece of string?!

woah, you just blew my mind

ajrosales
Dec 19, 2003

20

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

ethanol posted:

It's ok 80% of people have the math skills of an 8 year old, it's just amazing they all ended up here in this thread when it clearly says 'math wizards' only

I no read so good.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

What the hell is the gamma function anyway?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i know how to make good green chile

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Strudel Man posted:

This has not been demonstrated to my satisfaction.

Ma = 1 Mb = 2, T = 20 N, uk = 0.35, g = 9.8 m/s^2 (added these here for your retardation)
Ax = (T - (uk)(g)(3Ma + Mb))/(Ma+Mb)


9.8 stupid bitch

ethanol fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Feb 28, 2016

Autumn Angel
Jan 18, 2014

BONGHITZ posted:

What the hell is the gamma function anyway?

I dunno man, that poo poo still confuses me.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

ethanol posted:

Ma = 1 Mb = 2, T = 20 N, uk = 0.35, g = 9.8 m/s^2 (added these here for your retardation)
Ax = (T - (uk)(g)(3Ma + Mb))/(Ma+Mb)


9.8 stupid bitch

lol where did u get those? from ur rear end because u were storing them up there because you enjoy the sexual pleasure of men! hahahaha OWNED you loving iDIOT!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Jukeboxblues posted:

lol where did u get those? from ur rear end because u were storing them up there because you enjoy the sexual pleasure of men! hahahaha OWNED you loving iDIOT!

please interpolate your posting

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

ethanol posted:

Ma = 1 Mb = 2, T = 20 N, uk = 0.35, g = 9.8 m/s^2 (added these here for your retardation)
Ax = (T - (uk)(g)(3Ma + Mb))/(Ma+Mb)


9.8 stupid bitch
That's the same thing I said. You just used 9.8 instead of 10 like a damned engineer or something. This is physics, man.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

whozzat...? some pulleys? what a gay little contraption you've got 'ere guvner! quite a bellend of a problem, right 'ere. Might I suggest snogging my arse?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Strudel Man posted:

That's the same thing I said. You just used 9.8 instead of 10 like a damned engineer or something. This is physics, man.

No poo poo but you refused to write ur variables and instead posted a bunch of gibberish leaving me to test your value you immense human being

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I don't know what bitchmade school taught you that 10 was an acceptable value for earth g

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
You think that's something, among the true masters c = 1.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

SirEvelynTremble posted:

One newton is 9.8 metres per second per second acceleration

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

You misspelled 'meters.'

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Strudel Man posted:

You think that's something, among the true masters c = 1.

You're making me mad

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

ethanol posted:

I don't know what bitchmade school taught you that 10 was an acceptable value for earth g

it is when in close proximity to your mom

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

*ties piece of string to hernia*
*threads between legs and ties to end of dick*
*marks each end with fingers and holds up to eyes*
how long is a piece of string?!

Ask your mom how long my string is.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

ethanol posted:

please interpolate your posting

the only thing interpolating around here is my dick going into the discreet data points that is ur rear end in a top hat

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

69

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

the only thing interpolating around here is my dick going into the discreet data points that is ur rear end in a top hat

0<--------->1

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
The final solution is 1488

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

tuyop posted:

Ask your mom how long my string is.

she picked a piece of lint out of her naval and help it up to me on the tip of her finger with this look of disgust on her face

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

ethanol posted:

I don't know what bitchmade school taught you that 10 was an acceptable value for earth g

lol just lol if you don't use g=10 m/s2.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

BONGHITZ posted:

What the hell is the gamma function anyway?
i feel like if you know the name "gamma function" you probably know what the gamma function is

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

I mean i know what it is, but what IS IT?

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Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe

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