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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Ahahahahahaha

How is it even possible to be a man this huge and not be able to take a single shot

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man this is gross. Dude has serious issues.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

AKMoose posted:

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

Bonus points when gives out his address and apt # while showing off a bra he stole from the laundromat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6PewiwFJ3w

shiksa posted:

Have you guys ever seen the cooking with edp segments? I'd post one if I wasn't at work, but it is seriously some of the saddest looking food you have ever seen.

Dude makes a ton of it. More like EatDatFood445.

I'm sort of surprised how no health problems have started to creep up on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chromatic posted:

Dude makes a ton of it. More like EatDatFood445.

I'm sort of surprised how no health problems have started to creep up on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8

Wouldn't have expected EDP to be a turkey bacon guy.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

loving rum, man?

I drank rum straight one time just to settle my stomach (from drinking beer, which I can't do) and it worked.

loving rum.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

Pot meet kettle

I can handle a shot of tequila. I can't handle three quarters of a bottle of torched cherry vodka on an empty stomach

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ross Angeles posted:

I can handle a shot of tequila. I can't handle three quarters of a bottle of torched cherry vodka on an empty stomach

Also at least you are thin and light, you'd think a man the size of a blimp would be able to handle some liquor simply due to dilution alone

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chromatic posted:

Bonus points when gives out his address and apt # while showing off a bra he stole from the laundromat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6PewiwFJ3w

I cannot for the life of me even fathom watching enough porn to have a top 200

Like, there aren't even enough hours in the day

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I imagine when you jerk off several times a day for years you eventually pick up on some names.

I can probably name 30 if I think about it for a few minutes. Don't judge me, you'll only be judging yourselves.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPx9KGu2PQ

this is his best porn-related video, the first 10 seconds are classic

REAL LIFE PEOPLE PORN

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 29, 2016

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

I fucks with that anime

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Hentai got that good poo poo.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

The realest of real poo poo is when the tentacle gently caress her pussy so deep it come out her mouth.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I've watched him during the season for a couple years now. Funny, strange guy.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't like drinking at all and is trying to kind of acquire a taste/tolerance for it since I think I remember him saying some time ago how he didn't drink at all.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

sweet thursday posted:

He'd be a hard guy to know in real life

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Could you even really be mad at the guy for it? I mean, if you're still his friend, it's probably for pity by this point.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Chilichimp posted:

Could you even really be mad at the guy for it? I mean, if you're still his friend, it's probably for pity by this point.

What, do you mean being friends with EDP isn't great?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Chromatic posted:

I imagine when you jerk off several times a day for years you eventually pick up on some names.

I can probably name 30 if I think about it for a few minutes. Don't judge me, you'll only be judging yourselves.

Mentally ill

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I knew his Sam Bradford video would be good but crazy swerve at 25 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWW17_QLJ2U
Just like bend over, open your pussy and let me clean that motherfucker out like I'm licking a plate full of godamn ketchup nigga with fish sticks on that motherfucker...drat poo poo...anyway its your boy eatdatpussy445
100%...dude needs some help.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ribsauce posted:

I knew his Sam Bradford video would be good but crazy swerve at 25 seconds in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWW17_QLJ2U
Just like bend over, open your pussy and let me clean that motherfucker out like I'm licking a plate full of godamn ketchup nigga with fish sticks on that motherfucker...drat poo poo...anyway its your boy eatdatpussy445


ahahahahahahaha oh my God I can't loving believe he said that with a girl in the car

this video has broke EDP for me, not that it wasn't clear before but dude is lights out loving insane, putting his tongue out and poo poo :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7bd6U8vxLX1CA3gsIhquQ

lol

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Mar 3, 2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I really hope he doesn't develop a taste for alcohol. He would become a raging alcoholic. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

At least his videos would become a lot more interesting and probably end up being used in court.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too.

idk, man, he seems like he can open a browser just fine.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Doesn't he live in Bakersfield or some hellhole like that?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Parmesan Basil posted:

The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too.

He's probably great at handing tits since he has some of the biggest on the internet

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Febreeze posted:

He's probably great at handing tits since he has some of the biggest on the internet

:drat:

Randomosity
Sep 21, 2003
My stalker WAS watching me...
Did you know EDP is a virgin? https://twitter.com/OGEatDatPussy/status/697799786053763073

And yeah, he's from Bakersfield.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Randomosity posted:

Did you know EDP is a virgin? https://twitter.com/OGEatDatPussy/status/697799786053763073

And yeah, he's from Bakersfield.

I mean... he's been cantankerously fat since he was a little kid. He gave up on having sex with a woman the first time he touched a computer mouse.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Menamino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

:stonk:

we are watching a human hindenberg

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

holy loving poo poo

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Menamino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

:stare:

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"Don't you hate that poo poo where [problem that no other person has ever encountered because EDP is a unique maelstrom of mental instability, morbid obesity, and utter lack of self-awareness]?"

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I didn't realize that was a thing that could happen :stare:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
EDP, if you're reading this...

Please work out.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

AKMoose posted:

"Don't you hate that poo poo where [problem that no other person has ever encountered because EDP is a unique maelstrom of mental instability, morbid obesity, and utter lack of self-awareness]?"

:laffo:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chilichimp posted:

EDP, if you're reading this...

Please work out.

If anyone on the entire west coast is quiet enough, they'll be able to to hear his heart pop like a balloon.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chilichimp posted:

EDP, if you're reading this...

Please work out.

Honestly with the info we keep getting I wouldn't be surprised if he can't read because his fat eyelids prevent his eyes from focusing

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Menamino posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk

EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.

That is intensely distressing to read

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