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# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:28 |
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Mystic Stylez posted:Ahahahahahaha
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:08 |
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Man this is gross. Dude has serious issues.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:15 |
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AKMoose posted:I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game." Bonus points when gives out his address and apt # while showing off a bra he stole from the laundromat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6PewiwFJ3w shiksa posted:Have you guys ever seen the cooking with edp segments? I'd post one if I wasn't at work, but it is seriously some of the saddest looking food you have ever seen. Dude makes a ton of it. More like EatDatFood445. I'm sort of surprised how no health problems have started to creep up on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpc2Hy_gds8
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:15 |
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Chromatic posted:Dude makes a ton of it. More like EatDatFood445. Wouldn't have expected EDP to be a turkey bacon guy.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:22 |
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loving rum, man? I drank rum straight one time just to settle my stomach (from drinking beer, which I can't do) and it worked. loving rum.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 19:40 |
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FINGERBLASTER69 posted:Pot meet kettle I can handle a shot of tequila. I can't handle three quarters of a bottle of torched cherry vodka on an empty stomach
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 22:40 |
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Ross Angeles posted:I can handle a shot of tequila. I can't handle three quarters of a bottle of torched cherry vodka on an empty stomach Also at least you are thin and light, you'd think a man the size of a blimp would be able to handle some liquor simply due to dilution alone
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:04 |
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Chromatic posted:Bonus points when gives out his address and apt # while showing off a bra he stole from the laundromat I cannot for the life of me even fathom watching enough porn to have a top 200 Like, there aren't even enough hours in the day
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:29 |
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I imagine when you jerk off several times a day for years you eventually pick up on some names. I can probably name 30 if I think about it for a few minutes. Don't judge me, you'll only be judging yourselves.
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPx9KGu2PQ this is his best porn-related video, the first 10 seconds are classic REAL LIFE PEOPLE PORN Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 29, 2016 |
# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:36 |
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I fucks with that anime
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# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:53 |
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Hentai got that good poo poo.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:32 |
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The realest of real poo poo is when the tentacle gently caress her pussy so deep it come out her mouth.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:50 |
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I've watched him during the season for a couple years now. Funny, strange guy. I'm pretty sure he doesn't like drinking at all and is trying to kind of acquire a taste/tolerance for it since I think I remember him saying some time ago how he didn't drink at all.
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:37 |
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sweet thursday posted:He'd be a hard guy to know in real life
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# ? Mar 1, 2016 22:40 |
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Could you even really be mad at the guy for it? I mean, if you're still his friend, it's probably for pity by this point.
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 16:09 |
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Chilichimp posted:Could you even really be mad at the guy for it? I mean, if you're still his friend, it's probably for pity by this point. What, do you mean being friends with EDP isn't great?
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 16:14 |
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Chromatic posted:I imagine when you jerk off several times a day for years you eventually pick up on some names. Mentally ill
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# ? Mar 2, 2016 16:47 |
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I knew his Sam Bradford video would be good but crazy swerve at 25 seconds in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWW17_QLJ2U Just like bend over, open your pussy and let me clean that motherfucker out like I'm licking a plate full of godamn ketchup nigga with fish sticks on that motherfucker...drat poo poo...anyway its your boy eatdatpussy445 Top Hats Monthly posted:Mentally ill
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 01:25 |
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Ribsauce posted:I knew his Sam Bradford video would be good but crazy swerve at 25 seconds in ahahahahahahaha oh my God I can't loving believe he said that with a girl in the car this video has broke EDP for me, not that it wasn't clear before but dude is lights out loving insane, putting his tongue out and poo poo https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy7bd6U8vxLX1CA3gsIhquQ lol Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Mar 3, 2016 |
# ? Mar 3, 2016 11:33 |
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I really hope he doesn't develop a taste for alcohol. He would become a raging alcoholic. I've never been so sure of anything in my life. At least his videos would become a lot more interesting and probably end up being used in court.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 14:36 |
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The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 14:52 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too. idk, man, he seems like he can open a browser just fine.
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# ? Mar 3, 2016 15:01 |
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Doesn't he live in Bakersfield or some hellhole like that?
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 08:13 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:The idea of EDP eating anyone out makes me shiver. I bet he's godawful at foreplay too. He's probably great at handing tits since he has some of the biggest on the internet
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 18:06 |
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Febreeze posted:He's probably great at handing tits since he has some of the biggest on the internet
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 18:18 |
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Did you know EDP is a virgin? https://twitter.com/OGEatDatPussy/status/697799786053763073 And yeah, he's from Bakersfield.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:22 |
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Randomosity posted:Did you know EDP is a virgin? https://twitter.com/OGEatDatPussy/status/697799786053763073 I mean... he's been cantankerously fat since he was a little kid. He gave up on having sex with a woman the first time he touched a computer mouse.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 21:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk EDP has reached the level of largeness that he can't pee and poo poo at the same time, so when he goes to poo he actually has to bring a styrofoam cup with him to pee in while he sits on the toilet. One time he forgot the cup and instead had to pee into the plunger that was next to his toilet, but he lost track of how much pee he placed in said plunger and it filled up very quickly and then spilled all over the floor.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:37 |
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Menamino posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk we are watching a human hindenberg
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:52 |
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holy loving poo poo
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 22:52 |
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Menamino posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:14 |
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"Don't you hate that poo poo where [problem that no other person has ever encountered because EDP is a unique maelstrom of mental instability, morbid obesity, and utter lack of self-awareness]?"
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:17 |
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I didn't realize that was a thing that could happen
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:19 |
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EDP, if you're reading this... Please work out.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:19 |
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AKMoose posted:"Don't you hate that poo poo where [problem that no other person has ever encountered because EDP is a unique maelstrom of mental instability, morbid obesity, and utter lack of self-awareness]?"
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:21 |
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Chilichimp posted:EDP, if you're reading this... If anyone on the entire west coast is quiet enough, they'll be able to to hear his heart pop like a balloon.
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:29 |
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Chilichimp posted:EDP, if you're reading this... Honestly with the info we keep getting I wouldn't be surprised if he can't read because his fat eyelids prevent his eyes from focusing
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# ? Mar 4, 2016 23:40 |
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Menamino posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxKWVfEkXk That is intensely distressing to read
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